90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Auntie Anxiety]

Erica > Stephanie 

[Bees52]

Stephanie is even worse than Debbie, And she mentioned potato. 🙄

Chip bag closed and put away...

Dammit.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

I'm going to try to gut this second hour out. 

Atta boy. We got you. Blink if you need help. 

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

She tries way too hard.

NOOOO! She's quirky! She's unique! She's really out there and unconventional and rebellious! 

[Hotel Snarker]

"Actually my mom made a bad dating decision and here I am."

[kacesq]

The date has a lot of forehead. A lot. 

[sainte-chapelle]

From what I remember Erica dumped her

[kacesq]

Stephanie has an illness!!!! Spoilers people spoilers!

[Gobi]

OMG, Steff has an illness?

[sainte-chapelle]

I didn’t know she had an illness !!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ah yes. It wouldn’t be a show with Stephanie without her reminding us of her illness.

[Gobi]

Her butthole, or as she calls it, her ATM.

[sainte-chapelle]

This poor bastard. Stef is exhausting. I don’t get how she makes so much on OnlyFans.

[Frozendiva]

I don't need to see nekkid Egg.

[OneGuy]

Steph, I think you have put yourself out there.

[kacesq]

Nude Pred? Why God why?

get married Tom and get off my screen you mean pretentious Asshat.

[Auntie Anxiety]

STOOOOOOOPPPPPP! I don’t need to see Pred and his ritualistic mating habits.

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh, here we go with the illness.

[Mindthinkr]

Nooooooo…not Ed and he dropped the towel 😳😳😳😳

[DNR]

Ewwwwwwww🤢  PrEd sticking the nose hair trimmer up to his brain 🤮

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Her laugh is so fake. Her date needs to run

He wants to, but he's too polite. 

Steph: We're going to be best friends

Her Date: Wait, what now? (Considers moving to another city and changing his name)

[Hotel Snarker]

I could have done without Ed's towel slipping.

[sainte-chapelle]

Mariah has Darcey’s face….same surgeon?

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Stephanie is making so much bank on her porn site, why is she living in that hovel in NYC? What happened to “her” house and the dogs?

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

From what I remember Erica dumped her

Eriks DID dump her. We see you, Steph.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Pred’s towel drop was premeditated.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I could have done without Ed's towel slipping.

Ed's all "You think JESSE's hot? Get a load of THIS!" 

Cue screams of horror all over America.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

If Stephanie is making so much bank on her porn site, why is she living in that hovel in NYC? What happened to “her” house and the dogs?

And the Porsche.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Gobi said:

And the Porsche.

Probably has both homes. Easier to have a place in the big city.

[kacesq]

Oh poor Ed. So unlucky in love. Miserable prick. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Pred, that’s why you shouldn’t shit where you eat. Literally.

[JeanJean]

Ed apparently never heard the saying "Don't (be a) shit where you live."

[OneGuy]

Ed loves to let people know he's in therapy.

[Hotel Snarker]

I hate goddamn lunges.

[DNR]

Oh here we go.   PrEd squeezing out tears.  Good lord 

[Gobi]

I thought Ped was going to hit on the trainer, then I realized it was his daughter. Then I realized this is Ped we're talking about here.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh yay,  we get to see Ed's daughter, Sourpuss McBittercakes. She's such a delight. 

Edited March 15, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

A 43yo woman. Who apparently has absolutely no sense. Mamma Mia!

[Bees52]

The pseudo music for this show is weirder than ever. It's tacky and all over the place in genres.

 

[DNR]

Good Luck Mia 

you’re gonna need it 

[My Girls]

Did I just see what I thought I saw??

[kacesq]

Why TLC why? Haven’t we been good fans dutifully watching every spinoff? We don’t deserve this.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear sweet little tap dancing babby Jeebus, now we have to watch Ed grooming? WHY

[OneGuy]

I like how he can identify honesty in a person's character on first sight.

[DNR]

Lost weight where???!!!!

[Gobi]

It's official, TLC hates us.

[sainte-chapelle]

He doesn’t look any thinner. He lies as much as Dr. Now’s patients 

[Hotel Snarker]

Nobody needed that towel scene ... NOBODY!!!

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh dear sweet little tap dancing babby Jeebus, now we have to watch Ed grooming? WHY

He went right from his nostril to his ear!  OMG

[Pepper Mostly]

Ed. Sometimes a date is just a date. He's always yammering about "finding love again". Jesus, go have a drink, go to a movie. You don't have to marry her!

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, DNR said:

Lost weight where???!!!!

 Maybe his mayo hair was super heavy?