90 Day: The Single Life Live Chat

[Gobi]

"Have I gone home with a guy on a first date before? Are we talking regular dates or paid dates?"

Edited September 7, 2021 by Gobi

[Hotel Snarker]

The eyelashes....I don't understand, why?

[Frozendiva]

One does not iron pants one is wearing.

[sainte-chapelle]

Don’t play modest Brit….you are a sugar baby

[Hotel Snarker]

She gonna melt her ass.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

One does not iron pants one is wearing.

She is an Aries, the likes adventure 

[Pepper Mostly]

None of these idiots have the faintest notion how to have a conversation. I just cringe all over when I hear them uttering banal foolishness, endlessly. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

She is an Aries, the likes adventure 

Scorch marks on derriere and derrieress are embarrassing.

[My Girls]

Justin looks weird with his hair.  The stupid backwards hat was better.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

She gonna melt her ass.

I hope she checked to see if her ass implants would be safe. 

[Hotel Snarker]

They make bras for that.

[sainte-chapelle]

Funny how Brit is bleating about openness and honesty all while hiding another dude.

[Hotel Snarker]

And you didn't tell him you were married, hmm.....

[Gobi]

"Houston, we have a problem. Brittany is down."

[Pepper Mostly]

SUGAR BABY DOWN!

[charmed1]

Justin you look so rad when you stick your tongue out and bite your lip on your 4-wheeler, bro. Totally cool dude in a loose mood.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Justin you look so rad when you stick your tongue out and bite your lip on your 4-wheeler, bro. Totally cool dude in a loose mood.

That is how one bites their own tongue off during a hard bump 

When are you not being an idiot Whitney

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

 

When are you not being an idiot Whitney

I say that, out loud, every single time that commercial airs. 

[My Girls]

Is it just me, or is this show kinda soft porn?

[Frozendiva]

I really thought Vanessa was in her 40s and not 31.

[Gobi]

Surprise! It wasn't Debbie in bed with Coltee.

[charmed1]

I imagine waking up next to Coltee smells like bologna.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh god, now I have to see Colt, all flushed and tumbled on the pillow? I am full on projectile vomiting now. Yuck. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, charmed1 said:

I imagine waking up next to Coltee smells like bologna.

Bith phew!

[Gobi]

Just now, charmed1 said:

I imagine waking up next to Coltee smells like bologna.

It's the smell of defeat and despair.

[Frozendiva]

Colt, Jess would marry anyone rather than you.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I imagine waking up next to Coltee smells like bologna.

Axe, old socks, cat vomit, and chronic ineptitude. 

[Gobi]

3 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

Is it just me, or is this show kinda soft porn?

You should see Love After Lockup!

Edited September 7, 2021 by Gobi

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is it weird that *gasp* an ex moved on and married someone else. If he did it with you he will do it to you Vanessa.

[My Girls]

I'm trying to figure out what Vanessa's makeup reminds me of - is it a racoon?

[Hotel Snarker]

Coltee. You wanted to marry Jess too, sooooo STFU hypocrite.

[Pepper Mostly]

Can't Vanessa find someone to have sex with who isn't Colt? He is revolting. 

[tvrox]

Hello all! I was in the wrong chat (usually don't chat on Mondays, but since its a holiday, am watching gross Colt and Ed). 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Why is it weird that *gasp* an ex moved on and married someone else. If he did it with you he will do it to you Vanessa.

Colt thinks everything everyone he knows does is about him. 

Jess probably couldn't care less! Leave her alone!

[sainte-chapelle]

How old is Jon’s new wife? He met daddy issues Fern when she was 17. He is gross. Fern is awful but she was still 17.

Edited September 7, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

Boring Fernanda. She has nice grandparents. I'm sure they have no idea what a skank she is. 

[Gobi]

Closure is nonsense.

[My Girls]

I thought Fern's dad was a hot dude?  That's not this guy.  I'm getting them messed up.

[Hotel Snarker]

"I felt abandonated."

[Frozendiva]

Her dad is 39?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Chloe Dog said:

I thought Fern's dad was a hot dude?  That's not this guy.  I'm getting them messed up.

Tiffany's dad is fine, maybe you're thinking of him?

[Gobi]

"One thing led to another. We accidentally had sex."

[Frozendiva]

Both of them do have the opportunity to get to know each other as adults and form a relationship if wanted.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hahahaha, Fernanda looks like her dad. 

[My Girls]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Tiffany's dad is fine, maybe you're thinking of him?

Yeah maybe, he's Hispanic I think?  Must be him!

[Gobi]

"It's not me, Fernanda. It's you. "

[Frozendiva]

No guarantee that you will be smarter in your future relationships.

[Hotel Snarker]

Here come the water works. Cry me a river.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Her dad is 39?

Isn’t Jon in his mid-thirties? It all makes so much sense. 

 

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hahahaha, Fernanda looks like her dad. 

I can tell by her build she will fill out like him too.

[Pepper Mostly]

Fernanda will not be happy until her dad abases himself and grovels at her feet, begging her forgiveness. 

"I fell for the first man who showed me love. And bought me new boobs."