Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

"We should have gone to marriage counselling at the beginning of our marraiage, because our love, trust, and marriage was so strong."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Geez, can this be any more boring? And I’m the queen of low tv expectations.

[kacesq]

I’m so tired of these shiny tight faces on all these reality show fame whores.

how serendipitous it is that Chon is miked up.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Lacey with her hand on her chest.  Get the smelling salts!  She has the vapors over Chane interacting with men on OnlyFans. 

[kacesq]

Why does Britney always look so passed off? I mean she has the man of her dreams right?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bink? What? Really? 

[kacesq]

Britney has the worst weave.

[Pepper Mostly]

Brittany is just so enchanting! She's so charming and flirtatious, so warm and loving, I simply can't understand why Ray would ever leave her side. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittney wants Ray to stay home so she can keep forcing him to have sex with her.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Bink? What? Really? 

Bink.  Okay.  It's no Squee Bastard.

[goofygirl]

Jeebus... Can you give old Ray a chance off the leash for a hot minute, Britney??

[kacesq]

Somehow I doubt that Ray tells her everything....

[Gobi]

Kingpin Bink! 

[Keywestclubkid]

Is he a king pin? 

[kacesq]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Jeebus... Can you give old Ray a chance off the leash for a hot minute, Britney??

God no! You know how many women out there are dying for a felon with six figure restitution???

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brittney plans to put a tracking device on Ray’s sneakers tonight while he’s asleep.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Is he a kingpin?"

I think Brittany is the one who's fucking high. 

[Floatingbison]

king pin?  Does she mean "shot caller?"  that's what the big fish are called in prison.

 

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Is he a king pin? 

Nope, he's a pin head.

[OoogleEyes]

I'd be scampering out the door PDQ if I had to deal with Britney 

[Floatingbison]

Love DURING Lockup!!!!

YESYESYESYES!!!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Is he a king pin? 

I think he’s more like a candlestick or duck pin.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

The prison guard rolling his eyes was a nice touch in the Love During Lockup commercial. And yes, I will be here for that mess.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Is he a king pin? 

No, he's king sized. 

He's king of the hill. 

He's king of all he surveys. 

Edited October 23, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[PrincessPurrsALot]

FFS Britney, don't take it out on the breakfast.  Won't somebody think of the breakfast!?!?!?!?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

The prison guard rolling his eyes was a nice touch in the Love During Lockup commercial. And yes, I will be here for that mess.

Sign me up. I have nothing planned for 2022.

[Gobi]

" I've seen grown men tear they're own heads off rather than answer to Kingpin Bink! "

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

" I've seen grown men tear they're own heads off rather than answer to Kingpin Bink! "

"I understand he nailed your head to the floor".

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m 💯% certain that this wedding is going to be very elegant.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh here we are. The Wedding of the Century. 

[Floatingbison]

Lock up your daughters, guard your wallet, it's the Reincarnation of Clyde Barrow!

[goofygirl]

Puleez, Kristianna..... Get some new eyebrows!! STAT!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m 💯% certain that this wedding is going to be very elegant.

I think John is even going to shower. 

[candall]

Ray:  "I CAN'T BREATHE, WOMAN."

 

No shit, Ray.   Just that one five-minute interaction made me claustrophobic enough to send me screaming down the road, looking for the first exit ramp I could find. 

 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"I understand he nailed your head to the floor".

" Well, he had to didn't he? I mean, I had broken the unwritten code. "

[kacesq]

Who are these girls?

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Lock up your daughters, guard your wallet, it's the Reincarnation of Clyde Barrow!

If Clyde had a long greasy pony tail!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Krusty’s mother recovered very quickly from her sobbing fit. But I’m sure it was so very heartfelt nonetheless.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Who are these girls?

Some of John's innumerable children. He has about a dozen or so.

[Keywestclubkid]

I wonder if she uses a stencil for those eyebrows 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

" Well, he had to didn't he? I mean, I had broken the unwritten code. "

"He used.....sarcasm".

[Auntie Anxiety]

How did John’s daughter grow up to be so respectable?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Some of John's innumerable children. He has about a dozen or so.

Because the ladies cannot resist John and his horror movie collection. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

If Clyde had a long greasy pony tail!

Hilariously, its been credibly posited that Clyde Barrow was probably gay.

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

How did John’s daughter grow up to be so respectable?

By avoiding him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh god those eyebrows. Does she draw them on in total darkness?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lisa is so clever. Because no one has ever catfished before.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Hilariously, its been credibly posited that Clyde Barrow was probably gay.

On a somber note, I've read that he was so violent and killed to stay out of jail because he had been repeatedly raped in prison.

[WaltersHair]

Hey baby.

WHAM

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Lisa is all about God and forgiveness.