Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Floatingbison]

YESYESYESYES, drama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Mystery kid

[Gobi]

A dishonest ex-con? Heaven forfend!

[Pepper Mostly]

You know what, Kyle? Anissa bears at least some responsibility for this situation. Don't whine about what big bad Jeff is "putting her through". She's an adult and made her choice.

OF COURSE HE'S LYING TO YOU! 

Holy Jesus my blood pressure.

[Floatingbison]

Nice of Kyle to wear his best "goin' visiting" bandanna.  

[goofygirl]

Ooh noooooo Annissa, honey.  THINKING is NOT your strong suit!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

A dishonest ex-con? Heaven forfend!

I for one am shocked. 

[Maybeitsme]

What is different about Jeff? It's not his teeth. Is it the hair?

[OoogleEyes]

OMG, you actually CAN buy dentures on Amazon. What a world....

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Britney is too committed to shirts with sayings on them. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Britney loves her those message T-shirts.

[Gobi]

Britny and Ray - A Life in T-shirts.

[goofygirl]

Why do Britney and Ray remind me of those two in Kansas City last season?? Quaalude and whatsherface....

Is it the Houston connection?? How is Britney PAYING for that big ass house?

Edited August 14, 2021 by goofygirl

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

What is different about Jeff? It's not his teeth. Is it the hair?

I think one of his recent purchases is a box of Grecian Formula. 

[candall]

Never mind.

Edited August 14, 2021 by candall

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wait, is Gramma there? She’s the team’s clean-up hitter in the line-up.

[Pepper Mostly]

I cannot get over how tactless everyone is. "Wow, this house is a lot nicer than prison, am I right?"

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

OMG, you actually CAN buy dentures on Amazon. What a world....

what a time to be alive!

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

Never mind.

Pretty much sums up my life.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I cannot get over how tactless everyone is. "Wow, this house is a lot nicer than prison, am I right?"

What a dumb thing to say! I....I.....I just can't 

[WaltersHair]

3 minutes ago, candall said:

Never mind.

Kurt Cobain? Is that you?\

runs away....

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Ray and Family can't actually be surprised Britney isn't chomping at the bit to introduce him to her family. He's been free for a week. He's not exactly a catch at this point.

[goofygirl]

"DRIVE!" Says the Illustrated Man.

Think he's gonna propose?? Or just get another tattoo...

THAT was $5500???? Noooo.

Edited August 14, 2021 by goofygirl

[Pepper Mostly]

I wonder how many times before Doug had gotten into a car with a woman and said "Just drive". 

[Ladystardust]

This is why I am so glad my parents and in-laws live half the country away. The only time both of our families have seen each other was at our wedding (13 years ago). 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Doug’s philosophy on life: Always blame your unhappiness on someone else so you don’t have to blame yourself. Got it.

[Gobi]

Is Doug auditioning for a remake of "The Illustrated Man?"

[PrincessPurrsALot]

He's proposing in front of a remembrance to crime victims.  The jokes just write themselves. 

[candall]

I love that Ray is wearing a tee shirt with "My New Life.  Chapter 1."

High five, dude!

 

ETA:  Oh wait, is that what Britney gave Ray when she was handing out t-shirts.  LOL, sorry!

Too much typing, not enough watching.

Edited August 14, 2021 by candall
Caught up on the posts above. Derp.

[shantown]

They should probably talk about it more to come to a joint decision, but I agree with Britney's decision not to have both families together for the first house visit? It is a lot at once, for everyone involved. Her reasons aren't totally legit, but she's right in that there's a lot of pressure for Ray (and her)

[WaltersHair]

Rachel's eyelash glue is blinding me more than that ring.

[Floatingbison]

Will  you be my Jailhouse Squeeze, for real?

[OoogleEyes]

How romantic! A proposal by the "Victims of Crime 2004" park bench. A romantic memory I'm sure she will never forget! *sigh*😍😍😍

[hookedontv]

Just came into the forum to see this lovely re-marriage proposal lol lol. 
 

Hope everyone’s doing well! I’ll watch the first half an hour later. Lord knows what I’ve missed. 

[shantown]

Ugh, Rachel. 

[WaltersHair]

"I've never been this happy. It just feels right."

These two don't have a prayer.

[Floatingbison]

Hi, @hookedontv

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Is Doug auditioning for a remake of "The Illustrated Man?"

At LEAST there was some COLOR to some of his tats!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Lord knows what I’ve missed. 

 Prostate milking.

[hookedontv]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Hi, @hookedontv

Hi!!!! 

[Ladystardust]

Oh.  No. Stan’s trackpants during car shopping. 😦

[hookedontv]

Just now, Gobi said:

Prostate milking.

Wait, what? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just looking at Lisa’s weave makes my head itchy.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Just came into the forum to see this lovely re-marriage proposal lol lol. 
 

Hope everyone’s doing well! I’ll watch the first half an hour later. Lord knows what I’ve missed. 

Good to see you, @hookedontv!

Don't worry, you haven't missed much. Just the usual. You know, the recently incarcerated partner is either a) lazy and spending too much money b) has a secret or c) cranking up the grift. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Show of hands - other than Rachel whose proposal included the equivalent of "shut up!", "You ruin everything", "just drive".  Anyone? Bueller? 

[hookedontv]

“Materialistic stuff.”

[goofygirl]

Nicollllle, honey; you're more than a "little" bougie.  Just sayin.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 hour ago, hookedontv said:

“Materialistic stuff.”

Nicolle is so incredibly articulate.  She is a master communicator.  Oh wait, I meant Nicolle Jr.  I'm sure it would hold a better conversation than Nicolle. 

[Ladystardust]

Nicole and Brittany: STOP PETTING YOUR HAIR. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Nicole really thinks she's all that, huh? Points to her for confidence, I guess? 

Anyone ready to tell her that ratchet, trashy skanks are a dime a dozen?

[Auntie Anxiety]

@hookedontv, you missed the Anissa-Kyle confab about what Jeff could possibly be hiding wrt his “18yo” son. Because there are never any secrets that the inmates keep from their soulmates or vice versa on this show.