Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Nicole: We can't meet tonight, I'm going out with Zakk. But I do miss your cash. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dainte’s Friend is much too sensible for this show.

[candall]

"I can't get together tonight for you to forgive my cheating, Daonte.  I have a date."

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’d love some warm waffles, with ice cream and whipped cream. Maybe a grilled peach on the side.

[Pepper Mostly]

What a good little wife, making sure her hubby's ankle bracelet is properly charged. 

[Gobi]

"His older sister, Crystal Meth."

[Coltee Gal]

Hello Bunkies! I'm in my basement dungeon with my red flags, straight jacket, blond extensions, and my neck tats. Carpe diem motherfuckers!

[shantown]

Jeweler: ".... cool?" 😂

[Floatingbison]

C and C shop?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What a good little wife, making sure her hubby's ankle bracelet is properly charged. 

Because heaven forbid that he be responsible for his own ass.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ex-con walks into jewelry store and the first thing he says is that he just got out of prison. The shop owner is wondering if he needs to hit the panic button. 

[Lambie]

Oh Rachel, you're so cute and you seem intelligent. Why are you doing this?!

[Gobi]

Just now, Coltee Gal said:

Hello Bunkies! I'm in my basement dungeon with my red flags, straight jacket, blond extensions, and my neck tats. Carpe diem motherfuckers!

 YOLO!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

C and C shop?

Is that code for Chop Shop?

[Floatingbison]

I was honest with him, but I wasn't genuinely honest with him . . .. ooookay . . . 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Ex-con walks into jewelry store and the first thing he says is that he just got out of prison. The shop owner is wondering if he needs to hit the panic button. 

The guy broke out in a sweat. 

[goofygirl]

The Illustrated Man goes shopping for a $5500 ring?? WHERE did he get this money???

Christ on a cracker.  These people!!

[Floatingbison]

New season!!!! It's times like this that make it all worthwhile.

[WaltersHair]

Kristina in an actual wedding dress? Pretend Native in an actual suit?

I may faint

[Floatingbison]

$5500 ring. . . at least his priorities are right.

[Pepper Mostly]

I don't know why that guy shaved his eyebrow for a Klondike bar when all he had to do was go to the store and buy one. 

[Floatingbison]

Is anyone else seeing the poop ad?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I would love to see the thought bubble for jewelry guy.  I think we would see, "Keep hand near panic button", "I really hope someone else comes into the store," and "There is no way I am letting this fool have a ring unless he hands me cash for the full amount." 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

New season!!!! It's times like this that make it all worthwhile.

I end up losing track of when one season ends and the other begins. I’m pretty much mainlining this narcotic show at this point.

[candall]

Side-eye for the, er, jeweler.   He's wearing black leather? rubber? bracelets, a ring I would generously call "metal," and his nails are chewed down below the quick.

Good thing Doug stepped up from the pawnshop.

[OoogleEyes]

Who doesn't, at age 60 something, doesn't know how to make eggs?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I did not need to hear "milking a prostate."

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I don't know why that guy shaved his eyebrow for a Klondike bar when all he had to do was go to the store and buy one. 

All I keep thinking is that eyebrows do not grow back. Like ever. Notice those guys with big holes in their eyebrow line? piercings or lacerations.

That commercial haunts me.

[Gobi]

Maybe Nicole thinks she can't compete with Nicole Jr.?

[Ladystardust]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I did not need to hear "milking a prostate."

None of us did 🤢

[goofygirl]

Is that one of Stan's wigs he bought?? It's looking real cheap right now.  And seriously, the LAST thing I want to hear about is the "dungeon" activity.

BUT.... Now that Lisa's done and gone dungeon, old Stanny 's gonna need to buy the bitch a CAR!!!!!

Nothing is free, Stan.

Edited August 14, 2021 by goofygirl

[Floatingbison]

We'll just take it one car at a time, Stan.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lisa wants a car. She’s already planned her escape route.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

I just can't get beyond this chicks ugly ass weave. When she talks I just see bad hair. Kind of like Cousin It, but with visible tracks.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

So Lisa, go ahead and swear your love undying. You need a car, don't you? 

[Floatingbison]

We'll be together until the 20,000 mile tune up, then we'll see. 

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Maybe Nicole thinks she can't compete with Nicole Jr.?

Hell to the naw, naw, naw!!  She's just a gold digger.

[Pepper Mostly]

Now we're back to Gucci pants! Is this some trend of which I was previously unaware? 

Oh dear lord Jeff's discovered online shopping. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jeff moves in from a drug addiction to a buying obsession. Anissa, you wanted this.

[WaltersHair]

Jeff needs to have that drone deliver some new teeth

[Floatingbison]

That reminds me, I need to call my dentist to  schedule a cleaning  

[Gobi]

"With the drone, I can sell drugs without leaving the yard!"

[Pepper Mostly]

And yet Anissa gave him her credit card. I simply cannot with her. 

[candall]

Slow that roll, girl.  It's the first time you've managed to actually stay the whole night at Stan's and you want to go car shopping right after breakfast.

[Floatingbison]

Next up, using the drone to deliver drugs to his homies in the pen.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kyle, don’t get in the middle of this. No good deed goes unpunished.

[Pepper Mostly]

Instead of a drone he could have bought himself a dental visit. Just sayin.

[Gobi]

Just now, candall said:

Slow that roll, girl.  It's the first time you've managed to actually stay the whole night at Stan's and you want to go car shopping right after breakfast.

 It's an even exchange, a hummer for a Hummer.

[OoogleEyes]

OMG, why is Anissa paying for this bullshit? She deserves everything she gets 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kyle does a good job stirring the shit.