Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Nicole is like an insufferable 13 year old. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

It makes Nicolle’s brain hurt to think about how she’s making someone else feel.

[WaltersHair]

Psychopath Barbie feels nothing because she's incapable of it. Run Daonte!

[Keywestclubkid]

You fucked ur ex within 10 mins shut the fuck up nicole 

[LucyEth]

Daonte comes in third in that field of three

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Nicolle loves Daonte('s willingness to buy her things) and Zakk's dickk. 

[Pepper Mostly]

13 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Oh my god, me too.  That is so ugly.

Jeffrey’s 🦷 yikes!  Don’t they have any dental care in the slammer?

 

I used to work at a dental school and seeing inmates being brought in for treatment (cuffed and shackled) was not an uncommon sight. 

Edited August 7, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[For Cereals]

Ima take my Michael Kors bag and contemplate my relationships...

[Floatingbison]

"Love was simpler in prison when there wasn't so many choices."

Yeah, it was either cellmate or no mate!

[shantown]

Thanks for the great commentary tonight everyone! 

[Gobi]

"I have really strong feelings for Daonte. Feelings of hatred and disgust, to be sure, but strong feelings nonetheless."

[Floatingbison]

Help me, I can't fit in my Gucci pants!

[Pepper Mostly]

Nicole is transparent as glass. She hates Daonte but loves his pretty green cash. Zakk is the one with the magic dick. 

[OoogleEyes]

Oh, how I love yinz guys.  See you next week!

[Floatingbison]

That was wild, sorry I was late everyone.   We're having a contractor come over tomorrow so we were cleaning up the swine hut.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Live chat is open for the rewatch of last week's episode.  

As it was an open question, Daonte took the bear and other things out of the trunk and threw them on the ground.  Nicolle threw them in the trash. 

[OoogleEyes]

"I gave up everything for you, Josh"

Well, there's your first mistake. 

Happy Friday Snarktime, LAL friends! I'm giving up everything for you right now and that's no mistake!

Does anyone know how to cook a steak on these shows?

Edited August 14, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[Auntie Anxiety]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Does anyone know how to cook a steak on these shows?

Rule #1–slice on the bias

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

 

Does anyone know how to cook a steak on these shows?

 

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rule #1–slice on the bias

Beat me to it, Auntie! 

Hello peeps! I have had a busy week and look forward to my Friday snark!

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jeff needs to know that getting those teeth done is not a cheap proposition. For implants (and he’d need the complete uppers and lowers) it would be around $15-25K. Insurance won’t cover it all, might not even cover any of it. 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

Hello peeps! I have had a busy week and look forward to my Friday snark!

 

So, do you find yourself busier now that you are retired? Someone asked me "what do you do all day?" 

"Anything I want"

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jeff needs to know that getting those teeth done is not a cheap proposition. For implants (and he’d need the complete uppers and lowers) it would be around $15-25K. Insurance won’t cover it all, might not even cover any of it. 

Yes, poor sweet naive Jeff. Getting those teeth fixed is going to cost waaaaaay more than a "motorsickle". 

Don't even get me started on the "Gucci pants". Are Gucci pants a thing?

[OoogleEyes]

Doug is just a straight up asshole. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

So, do you find yourself busier now that you are retired? Someone asked me "what do you do all day?" 

"Anything I want"

When people ask me what I do, I unapologetically say “Nothing.” Hilarity ensues.

[Pepper Mostly]

8 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

So, do you find yourself busier now that you are retired? Someone asked me "what do you do all day?" 

"Anything I want"

SAME. 

So far I'm doing things around the house that I didn't have time for. Taking all my plants and showering them. Repotting plants, moving them around. Reorganizing the kitchen, reorganizing the living room, helping my son get his apartment organized.  Finally washing the curtains in my sitting room. I have a growing yard sale pile. Shopping? Oh yeah. I have to remember that I'm a poor little old retired lady living on a fixed income! But I can also spend the whole day reading if I want. the other day I was going to do some stuff but "The Godfather" was on. Well, there goes the day. Never can turn away from "The Godfather"!

Its great though. I was talking to my mother (she's 92!) about how great it is to have all the freedom and time to do whatever you want. She's hilarious, she says "sure! sometimes I'm doing my ironing at four in the morning! Who cares?"

Edited August 14, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[Floatingbison]

are we live or is this the pregame show?

[Auntie Anxiety]

7 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Doug is just a straight up asshole. 

He actually scares the hell out of me because you know he’d be “teaching a lesson” to both Rachel and Dougie if the producers weren’t around. Looks like Rachel is reconsidering her options, but that would also mean throwing Dougie to the wolves.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

When people ask me what I do, I unapologetically say “Nothing.” Hilarity ensues.

Oh, me too. I was born to be idle. 

8 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Doug is just a straight up asshole. 

He really is. And he thinks he's just a dazzling mastermind. 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

He actually scares the hell out of me because you know he’d be “teaching a lesson” to both Rachel and Dougie if the producers weren’t around. Looks like Rachel is reconsidering her options, but that would also mean throwing Dougie to the wolves.

He scares me too. He is just a simmering pot of rage. 

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

are we live or is this the pregame show?

Pregaming! New ep starts in just a few minutes! Good to see you FB!

[Floatingbison]

thanks @Pepper Mostly... it's really good to be here.

i have news for everyone.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicolle’s Mother makes it seem like she wasn’t around to raise Nicolle and now she’s shocked that her daughter is such a sleaze. Someone doesn’t suddenly become a psychopath, dear.

@Floatingbison, spill it! 

[Pepper Mostly]

So......Nicole was "anxious" and didn't want to have sex with Daonte, but jumped right into the back seat with Zakk (oy,that spelling). She's a crap liar. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Here we go!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bad wig time, everybody!

[Gobi]

Got my wig, ankle bracelet, and straitjacket, I'm ready!

[Floatingbison]

Here we go, buckle up!!!!

[WaltersHair]

I was almost late trying to track down that stupid Kelly Clarkson shelf to table thing.

[Floatingbison]

Shit's gettin' real now

[Pepper Mostly]

How the fuck was Jeff out of prison long enough to impregnate someone? 

[candall]

We want TIA!  We want TIA!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daonte decides to give Nicolle a second chance in 3....2....1

[Floatingbison]

Everyone get their dishwashers ready . . . 

[Gobi]

Is Daonte color blind? He sure can't recognize red flags.

[Pepper Mostly]

DAONTE WALK AWAY WALK AWAY NOW NEVER LOOK BACK. Its for your own good. 

He'd have better luck going to Ukraine or Brazil on one of sad those bride shopping trips. 

Daonte listen to your friend, who is sensible and knows a red flag when he sees one. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Daonte is finally connecting the dots. I don’t need any proof; someone dropped him on his head when he was 25yo a baby.

Edited August 14, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

How the fuck was Jeff out of prison long enough to impregnate someone? 

Wham bam, thank you m'am!

[candall]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Daonte decides to give Nicolle a second chance in 3....2....1

Daonte's rationalization for taking Nicolle back was virtually the entire 11 minutes of this week's "sneak preview."   Yawn.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Eeeeeeeeeeeveryone knows she's a ho". 

Poetry. 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Is Daonte color blind? He sure can't recognize red flags.

He sees a gray flag instead of a red flag and is totally confused 

[shantown]

Rolling in a bit late, just in time for Daonte to be being the most dumbest dumb.

[Gobi]

She rescued the teddy from the garbage.