Love After Lockup Season 4: LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

Kristianna's co-worker is aces. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So is Krusty wiping away her tears and using those same hands to make the sandwiches? Why aren’t they wearing plastic gloves?

[Floatingbison]

Those eyebrows....WTF?

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, to be fair, being better than Terra is not a big ask. 

[Maybeitsme]

Kristianna really needs to put the eyebrow marker down. Has nobody shown her the pictures?

[OoogleEyes]

I want to give Kristianna a big ol' hug too.

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So is Krusty wiping away her tears and using those same hands to make the sandwiches? Why aren’t they wearing plastic gloves?

Or masks!

Look: I CANNOT WAIT for Love During Lockup.

Edited December 4, 2021 by Empress1

[Floatingbison]

Haven't had sex with a man for over seven years.

Poor dude's gonna need a whip and a safeword.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

Kristianna really needs to put the eyebrow marker down. Has nobody shown her the pictures?

"Step away from the eyebrow pencil!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does that woman on Love During Lockup think Cruella DeVille is someone to emulate? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

 

Look: I CANNOT WAIT for Love During Lockup.

SAME. 

[hookedontv]

I just can’t. 

[candall]

We're going to need "$30,000 wedding dress" on the new Bingo card.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Puppy is the picture of purity and virginity in her white dress.

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"Step away from the eyebrow pencil!"

I'm afraid that has to be a marker, no way she does that with a pencil 😕 

[Floatingbison]

Are Puppy's eyelashes going to get their own show?

[Pepper Mostly]

Poor Puppy is overwhelmed. She doesn't even know what dress is!

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Are Puppy's eyelashes going to get their own show?

They'd be more compelling than poor drunk Puppy.

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does that woman on Love During Lockup think Cruella DeVille is someone to emulate? 

I know, right??  That hair! Zowie!!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I have been waiting for the wedding of the century much too long now, show!  Don't taunt me with Puppy in a wedding dress when I am waiting for the Daonte, Tia, and Nicole scenes of wedding bliss. 

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Are Puppy's eyelashes going to get their own show?

Yes, co-starring Kristianna’s eyebrows. 
Brittany’s eyebrows will not be included, as she lost them to adoption. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Will we get lucky and not have to deal with Lacey and Chon/Chane this episode?

[Floatingbison]

They're trying to appeal to the "everyman" with that pelatron treadmill ad.   Balding, paunchy, wearing stretched out gym socks and pro keds...

Edited December 4, 2021 by Floatingbison

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Are Puppy's eyelashes going to get their own show?

They have their own zip code.

[candall]

You know, I find Kristiana such a sympathetic figure.  My mother died of cancer, too, sweetheart.  It's brutal.   But then...those eyebrows are really hard to overlook.

 

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[Floatingbison]

Wow, they're really pushing the liquor in the ads on this show, aren't they?  I guess that's a holiday season thing.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Marce take Brittany on a date and unfortunately we will be joining them.

[hookedontv]

Boring Brit and Marcelino when we want to see the Daonte/Tia/Nicolle show!! 

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

They're trying to appeal to the "everyman" with that pelatron treadmill ad.   Balding, paunchy, wearing stretched out gym socks and pro keds...

Sounds like Stan the man

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I remember that moment in the desert when Brittany wanted to be alone and Marcellino wouldn't let her. 

[Floatingbison]

Is the desert the new cornfield for hookups?

Edited December 4, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Gobi]

Look at that horse's ass! And there are some real horses, too.

[Floatingbison]

More shoulder less shirts...that was a huge thing on 90Day fiance.

Teepee time!

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Is the desert the new cornfield for hookups?

That's what Marcelino thought but Brittany wasn't having it. Those two have come a long way 😌 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Brit and Marce just remind me that this franchise needs new blood. Bring on Love During Lockup!

[hookedontv]

Marcelino is Puerto Rican? Who knew!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor deluded Daonte. His mother should take a rolling pin to his head.

[OoogleEyes]

I'm sorry, but cigarettes and kissing just does not mix. Ugh.

[Empress1]

Somebody call Daonte’s friend and his mama.

[goofygirl]

Lort. Here we go Daonte!

[Maybeitsme]

Here comes Daonte and his magic slippers 

[Floatingbison]

Red velvet suit...shit's gettin real.

[Gobi]

Now this is what the discerning young pimp of today wears!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Dog Purrsalot is a cocker spaniel mix.  When his ear gets flipped up and lays across his head, I call him Stan. 

[candall]

Has that crusty old trail boss figure joined them at their romantic campfire, or is it just the cameraman?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tia is getting ready for her junior prom.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Daonte. You really are just irredeemably stupid. 

 

[kacesq]

Tia works really hard on that coiffure doesn’t she?

[Floatingbison]

Tia with her heroin drawl.  I swear she's on oxys or heroin.

[candall]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Dog Purrsalot is a cocker spaniel mix.  When his ear gets flipped up and lays across his head, I call him Stan. 

SQUEEEEEEEEEE

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Red velvet suit...shit's gettin real.

I wonder if he got it at the same place that Ben Carson lookalike got his fly electric blue suit?