S03.E22: Big Daddy's Back

[PrincessPurrsALot]

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Lindsey snoops on Scott and uncovers his shocking secrets; Lacey's ex gets released and demands answers; Sarah's boyfriend wants her baby daddy out of the picture; Amber's prison wife calls with big news; Priscilla confesses to her siblings.

Chon is out of chail!!!!! What freakin' answers will Lacey demand?  She's owed oh such much from Chon (and everyone.  Won't somebody think of poor Lacey?!?!?)

I assume that "Sarah's boyfriend wants her baby daddy out of the picture" means Malcolm calmly explains that Sarah is wasting all of her energy on loser Murgh who will never fulfill his obligations to his children or want her back. 

Original air date 2020.12.11

[sempervivum]

The Sarah/Murgh dynamic is just hopeless and destined to go on forever, regardless of whether

Spoiler

Malcolm is playing a part

Why does she keep opening the door?? And it sounds like she consented to delaying the custody ruling, what a moron. 

Also, am I the only one who thought the 2 kids' hair looked like it had been colored red? I swear the older girl had light brown hair before. 

I love Tennison, but I have to say that despite his claiming he wants to stay home to take care of Priscilla, I just don't think he really wants to go on his mission trip-not that I blame him. Nyla is so insightful for a teen; I liked the quiet way she said 'No one should ask a child to lie to a parent'.

Chon's discolored front tooth is harshing my mellow. Come on, man! Don't spend your energy chasing more humiliation at Lacey's hands; work hard, save your pay and get some dentistry. 

I couldn't help thinking that Lacey would fit seamlessly into that disgusting 'Beyond the Pole' show they were promoting, although I don't know if she can 'dance' (flap her silicone butt up and down).

Lindsey is a terrible actor; somebody should have told her about rubbing a little hot sauce in your eyes to produce some convincing tears. So Flappy doesn't really have a lot of money (as most of us have been speculating since he showed up in his beat-up truck months ago) and spends what he does have on 1) buying the attentions of a jailbird and 2) hoes. And the house is leased; no wonder he was dragging his feet on doing any remodeling.

I did wonder what those letters he had stolen from her were about; why were they in his Super Sekrit manila folder?

Amber is looking very pretty these days. I'm kind of rooting for her to stay out of trouble.

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19 minutes ago, sempervivum said:

Also, am I the only one who thought the 2 kids' hair looked like it had been colored red? I swear the older girl had light brown hair before.

In their last scene together it looked like Michael had a piece of popcorn stuck in his hair.

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40 minutes ago, sempervivum said:

And the house is leased; no wonder he was dragging his feet on doing any remodeling.

I would think the landlord would have to agree.  Many don’t want you even painting.

[lamujerdecente]

Sarah is a shitty mom for allowing that kind of mess around her girls. This is a man that can't be bothered to wake up to an alarm for rights to the kids. Girl, your life choices are going to ruin your pretty girls. They will follow in your tacky ass blacent footsteps, chasing the hood life adjacent. 

Mumbles is a garbage can and he is no boss. He is a parasite that will be back in prison soon enough. Thats his career. Malcom has to be an actor- no normal, cute dude wants that mess that is Sarah and Mumbles. 

 

I called it EARLY that Flappy pays for sex. How broke is he that he can't afford to buy a house in Mississippi? The rent on that place is so cheap!!!

 

Why does Andrea have such great kids? Seriously I am jealous. Lol. She's insane - maybe thats how u get great kids, be insane, they will rebel and be good, calm folks. 

Edited December 12, 2020 by lamujerdecente

[bichonblitz]

1 hour ago, sempervivum said:

Chon's discolored front tooth is harshing my mellow. Come on, man! Don't spend your energy chasing more humiliation at Lacey's hands; work hard, save your pay and get some dentistry. 

In the past I could have sworn he was missing a tooth! Maybe this is a cheap ugly replacement that the jail dentist did for him. 

[Empress1]

1 hour ago, sempervivum said:

Amber is looking very pretty these days. I'm kind of rooting for her to stay out of trouble.

I’m totally rooting for her. I think it was a very good sign that she said she liked getting up and making an honest living. Puppy and her mother are bad influences, though, and she seems very loyal to them, so I worry that she’ll backslide.

[ErikaAlyson]

Puppy and her mom give me the creeps. Is Amber out of the closet now? She still seems very in love with Puppy. Lamar is funny as always. John needs to move on from Lacey but he probably will not. They've been doing this a long time. Lindsay seemed like she was tweaking when she was going through Scott's stuff lol. Michael is a weird person. He doesn't seem like he wants Sarah at all but then he starts talking big crap about Malcolm in his TH?? Malcolm really needs to move on. Sarah is loving "Mike's" attention,she just opens the door right away lol.

[SevenCostanza]

1 hour ago, lamujerdecente said:

Sarah is a shitty mom for allowing that kind of mess around her girls. This is a man that can't be bothered to wake up to an alarm for rights to the kids. Girl, your life choices are going to ruin your pretty girls. They will follow in your tacky ass blacent footsteps, chasing the hood life adjacent. 

I used to think she was a good mom but not anymore. She lost the right to complain, she wants Mumbles in her life and is willing to put up with this crap at the expense of her kids.  I also hated the way they kept flinging the baby back and forth like she was a basketball.  Put the kid to bed she doesn't need to be awake for this. 

Lacey so you think it's a lot of work taking care of kids while your husband works and supports all of you? I think you're pretty lucky, a lot of women work pregnant and take care of their kids by themselves.  Lots of Chon tonight.  He talks about how Lacey always comes back to him but he can't seem to detach himself from her either.  In other news Chane is a "woof".

Brittnay and Marcelino just annoyed me and I ffwed through their segment.  I'm tired of seeing their nice house and big backyard while I'm trying to get by after losing my job to covid.  (rant over)

That whole lemonade stand idea seemed like it was suggested by production to give them something worth filming.  Andrea sucks.  Oooo next week she gets mad at Lamar!!! That's never happened before. 🙄

The Lindsey show was meh.  Scott's a lying douchebag is anyone surprised?  He never seemed like he really had money starting with his declined credit card in the first episode.  I'm not surprised he was seeing escorts, neither is Lindsey she's just mad the money went to them and not her.  And that bullshit about her being in love with him for two years is just that, bullshit.  The only thing she was in love with was the money she thought he had.

 

 

[AZChristian]

2 hours ago, lamujerdecente said:

Why does Andrea have such great kids? Seriously I am jealous. Lol. She's insane - maybe thats how u get great kids, be insane, they will rebel and be good, calm folks. 

I wonder - and hope - whether the strong influence of the church in the lives of the kids helped.  My Female Birth Vessel never attended church (had she done so, I think she'd have placed ahead of Andrea in the area of hypocrisy), but I started attending on my own at 11.  I was able to follow the example of people that were better role models.  Not all were perfect, but I did learn better behaviors and thought processes than I would have ever learned otherwise.

Here in Mesa, AZ, there is a strong LDS (Mormon) presence.  Whenever I've been around them in public places, their kids are generally well-behaved.  I've never seen a REAL Mormon woman "lose it" and start screaming obscenities at their husband or berate her children in public.  I don't see Andrea as a REAL Mormon woman.  She's a drama queen and professes to be religious.  And then, when no one is watching, she goes into the closet in the prison visiting room and has sex.

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3 hours ago, lamujerdecente said:

called it EARLY that Flappy pays for sex. How broke is he that he can't afford to buy a house in Mississippi? The rent on that place is so cheap!!!

I thought it might be in the sticks but it’s a suburb of Memphis.

That must have been an old phone because the adult section of Craigslist has been closed for years.  

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50 minutes ago, SevenCostanza said:

Lots of Chon tonight.

It looked like he and his friend took the lid off the AC unit, looked at it, and put it back on, while pausing and chatting several times.  Wonder what that service call cost.  (I know prolly staged.)

[PrincessPurrsALot]

If Sarah wanted Murgh out of her life she would have asked the judge to rule on custody based on loser boy sleeping all day.  I suspect she asked the judge for a continuance to give devil dick one more chance.  The best thing she can do for Pretty Girl and Pretty Baby is cut Murgh out of her life.  Teach them that just because their dad is a loser they don't have to be.

I foolishly stared to long at Lacey's face pillows last night.  Her lips are pumped so full she now has a gap where they don't close in the center.  She looks like on of those old baby dolls that you feed a bottle, with the hole in the center of the lips.  And yet two men want her. 🤯

 

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20 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

And yet two men want her. 🤯

I assume she has no limits lol.

[AZChristian]

54 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I foolishly stared to long at Lacey's face pillows last night.  Her lips are pumped so full she now has a gap where they don't close in the center.  She looks like on of those old baby dolls that you feed a bottle, with the hole in the center of the lips.  And yet two men want her. 🤯

More likely they want the money that her online sex career and TLC bring in.  

Edited December 13, 2020 by AZChristian

[RealReality]

8 hours ago, sempervivum said:

The Sarah/Murgh dynamic is just hopeless and destined to go on forever, regardless of whether

  Reveal spoiler

Malcolm is playing a part

Why does she keep opening the door?? And it sounds like she consented to delaying the custody ruling, what a moron. 

Also, am I the only one who thought the 2 kids' hair looked like it had been colored red? I swear the older girl had light brown hair before. 

I love Tennison, but I have to say that despite his claiming he wants to stay home to take care of Priscilla, I just don't think he really wants to go on his mission trip-not that I blame him. Nyla is so insightful for a teen; I liked the quiet way she said 'No one should ask a child to lie to a parent'.

Chon's discolored front tooth is harshing my mellow. Come on, man! Don't spend your energy chasing more humiliation at Lacey's hands; work hard, save your pay and get some dentistry. 

I couldn't help thinking that Lacey would fit seamlessly into that disgusting 'Beyond the Pole' show they were promoting, although I don't know if she can 'dance' (flap her silicone butt up and down).

Lindsey is a terrible actor; somebody should have told her about rubbing a little hot sauce in your eyes to produce some convincing tears. So Flappy doesn't really have a lot of money (as most of us have been speculating since he showed up in his beat-up truck months ago) and spends what he does have on 1) buying the attentions of a jailbird and 2) hoes. And the house is leased; no wonder he was dragging his feet on doing any remodeling.

I did wonder what those letters he had stolen from her were about; why were they in his Super Sekrit manila folder?

Amber is looking very pretty these days. I'm kind of rooting for her to stay out of trouble.

If she consented to the delay, she is an absolute moron.  If she had gotten full custody, there is a chance Michael may have found the same judge or another judge to give him another shot at a hearing.  I think judges try pretty hard not to talk away someone's rights without hearing from them.  But better one in the hand than two in the bush.  Get the order and then have him contest it, you KNOW Michael won't do any such thing.  

She knows full well that he wants to take those kids to Florida, probably to be watched by some stripper/hooker of the "Maria" variety and instead of getting an order she is giving him another shot at the opportunity to do that?  Why?

I'm surprised she stayed calm and a little proud of her for not devolving into blaccent.  

LOL, I agree, Tennyson simply doesn't want to go on the mission.  He is in LA, a big city with a ton of things to explore and more opportunity to discover something he might be passionate about.  The food scene alone is worth it.  I don't understand how you think an 18 year old is going to do great things on a mission when he doesn't want to be there.  

Also agree about Chon's tooth.  Its very Hunter Biden.  I'm not sure why its just one tooth that gets yellow and the other one stays a different color, but before he buys the boat and the "big truck" maybe he can look into fixing that tooth.  My brother is a handsome guy, but he got into a fight and the punch hit one of his front teeth.  My brother is deathly scared of the dentist and that tooth turned green before he bit the bullet and got an implant.  LOL.  It was soooooo hard not to look at that tooth.  I'd have to tell myself to look at my brother's forehead when we spoke, because the minute I saw that green tooth it was all I could look at.  

I'm excited about beyond the pole, it looks trashtastic!  why does matt sharp always know what I love?

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I thought it odd that Chon pointed out Chane is not educated.  Does Chon think his HVAC certification makes him a Rhodes scholar?

[RealReality]

47 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

She looks like on of those old baby dolls that you feed a bottle, with the hole in the center of the lips.  And yet two men want her. 🤯

 

Yeah, but look at the men.  Malicious wounder and revolving door.  If you combined the qualities of chon and chane, you'd still get a malicious wounder with a drug problem.  

 

 

[Empress1]

2 hours ago, MrBuhBye said:

I thought it odd that Chon pointed out Chane is not educated.  Does Chon think his HVAC certification makes him a Rhodes scholar?

No, but it is specialized training. That’s a good living if he can stay clean and out of trouble and stick with it. I don’t remember what Shane does for work; I think it’s a security job but I’m not sure. (I’d also assume he appears in Lacey’s sex work, but I don’t want to Google to find out. I also very much doubt that Lacey has education past high school; she doesn’t seem like she values education. I think she’d say a college-educated guy with a white-collar job was boring.)

The only person in Lacey’s story that I like is her friend with the glasses who also went to high school with Lacey and John. (She seems to have more sense than Lacey; you’d think she’d get tired of Lacey’s bullshit.)

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44 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

No, but it is specialized training. That’s a good living if he can stay clean and out of trouble and stick with it. I don’t remember what Shane does for work; I think it’s a security job but I’m not sure. (I’d also assume he appears in Lacey’s sex work, but I don’t want to Google to find out. I also very much doubt that Lacey has education past high school; she doesn’t seem like she values education. I think she’d say a college-educated guy with a white-collar job was boring.)

The only person in Lacey’s story that I like is her friend with the glasses who also went to high school with Lacey and John. (She seems to have more sense than Lacey; you’d think she’d get tired of Lacey’s bullshit.)

Yeah I don’t mean to denigrate HVAC repair people, just it’s not really the equivalent of a college degree.

[RealReality]

The last thing in the entire world that Chon needs to worry about is Chane's education or lack thereof.  

[Boo Boo]

My God, Lacey's lips in this episode.  I will never understand why anyone would do that to themselves and why any man would think that looks attractive.

[bichonblitz]

On 12/12/2020 at 12:55 PM, lamujerdecente said:

Sarah is a shitty mom for allowing that kind of mess around her girls. This is a man that can't be bothered to wake up to an alarm for rights to the kids. Girl, your life choices are going to ruin your pretty girls. They will follow in your tacky ass blacent footsteps, chasing the hood life adjacent. 

Does the douchenozzle even pay child support? My guess is NO. Sarah is an idiot. These two never have anything going on with their lives, I can't believe TLC is still filming them. There have been others on this trainwreck that have been more interesting and snark worthy. 

[hookedontv]

As per usual - what a bunch of idiots! All these people (ex-jailbirds and the non-jailbirds alike) drive me bananas yet I come back, week after week, for another serving of craziness.

Andrea/Lamar: Andrea is such a phony she may bug me the most. Her holier than thou attitude and pushiness is hard for me to take. It's so fake, no "real" mormon would have had prison closet sex and brought a gangbanger into her family. Andrea's pushiness towards Tennison is hard to see too. She is all up his butt about everything, especially about his mission. Andrea, try listening to what your kid is saying. Lamar should have never asked Priscilla to hide a secret from her mom. Granted, I still don't know why Andrea appears to be jealous of Lamar's kid - Lamar fully accepted Tennison and Nalia who are not his kids, she need to have some grace (which should be second nature to this big, boring, fake mormon) towards Lamar's child. 

Sarah/Michael: Sarah, you're an idiot. It's clear by your actions and not your words that you desperately want Michael back. You're pathetic and your kids are the ones who will be hurt the most. 

Lindsey/Scott: Shitshow all around. Stupidity all around. Trashy and ugly makeup on Lindsey too. 

That's all for now. I know I'm missing couples but just writing about these 3 have gotten me all angry! 

[itsadryheat]

On 12/12/2020 at 8:47 PM, MrBuhBye said:

Yeah I don’t mean to denigrate HVAC repair people, just it’s not really the equivalent of a college degree.

I'd bet ya a dollar they haven't been on the receiving end of  a "covid layoff" in the numbers of people like me with advanced degrees. 

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5 hours ago, hookedontv said:

She is all up his butt about everything, especially about his mission.

Seems pretty sexist that only the boys do a mission.

4 hours ago, itsadryheat said:

I'd bet ya a dollar they haven't been on the receiving end of  a "covid layoff" in the numbers of people like me with advanced degrees. 

Neither have bus drivers or fast food workers, but yeah I see no problem in being a tradesman.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Folks,  Off-topic posts have been moved to the Small Talk thread.  Not trying to discourage discussion; just doing a little housekeeping. If you don't see your post, check there. 

[HorrrGoodnight]

I'm just checking in to see if anybody commented on Chane being a 'Woof' when it comes to his 'chowd' 🤔🧐😂

[hookedontv]

7 hours ago, SlutAssBitchAssHor said:

I'm just checking in to see if anybody commented on Chane being a 'Woof' when it comes to his 'chowd' 🤔🧐😂

Ha ha ha ha I didn't comment about it but I sure did hear it! I laughed so hard that I went back to listen to it again. Thank you for bringing this up - what a gem! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I commented on woof in live chat.  Later Chon said woof too.  I think Lacey's inability to enunciate is infectious. Maybe the fillers are somehow infecting her partners.  Given time they'll have balloon lips and big asses also.