Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[mamadrama]

I'm gonna need ice cream with chocolate sauce to get through the rest of this mess. 

[Pepper Mostly]

TRIPLETS???? OH MY FUCKING GOD

[mamadrama]

It's twins, isn't it?

[Pepper Mostly]

Lacey's going to have to really ramp up her cam business.

[Floatingbison]

Triplets!   It must be the beard!  That's a sign of Super Sperm!

[mamadrama]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

TRIPLETS???? OH MY FUCKING GOD

Holy. Hell. 

They don't even know what to do with the ones they have...

[goofygirl]

Brittney, you're gonna have to HELP your sister, not just talk to her about it.

How in the WORLD did dumbass Chane and Lippsa end up with THREE embryos???  Good God Almighty.  I can't WAIT for her Dad to hear THAT!  He's probably is already packing to move far, far away.  At that VERY minute.

Chane bud; do something about that thing on your chiny chin chin!  It's disturbing.  Mumbles, you stupid ass.  Tony, you stupid ass.  Andrea, you stupid ass.  This show should be called "Stupid Asses"....

Edited October 3, 2020 by goofygirl

[Gobi]

Am I supposed to know who the Braxtons are?

[JenE4]

Lacey’s father can’t raise three infants on top of three other children! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The thought of Angela counseling anyone with emotional problems makes me very scared for her would-be client.

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Triplets!   It must be the beard!  That's a sign of Super Sperm!

Jihoon’s sperm was in the mix!

[candall]

Oh, fuck.

 

I can't even think of anything snarky in the face of how terrible this is.  Lips and Chane with triplets.  Jesus wept.

[Floatingbison]

Umm, ... did I just see a whole lotta flesh in that hottub in the LAL promo?

[Pepper Mostly]

Andrea's friends are in tune with the Holy Ghost. They're getting a band together. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Am I supposed to know who the Braxtons are?

You might have recognized them before their 394 plastic surgeries.

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Andrea's friends are in tune with the Holy Ghost. They're getting a band together. 

The Extreme Unctions.

[goofygirl]

Andrea, did Holy Spirit talk you into that broom closet with Lamar?  What is your problem, sister?  Those "covenants" seem awfully convenient for you.  They sort of come and go, don't they?

Lamar's got the FLEX-SEAL out for the pool!  Dead.  And what the heck does Andrea have on? Curtains?

Edited October 3, 2020 by goofygirl

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

The Extreme Unctions.

The Last Rites.

[Keywestclubkid]

No Sara you made it about you .... 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is the kid going to be baptized in the bathtub?

[Pepper Mostly]

I love it when guys stop, think about what's happening, and call their friends to talk about their feelings. 

My vision of hell is being surrounded by mobs of people bawling out "Happy Birthday", tunelessly and endlessly. 

[mamadrama]

8 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Am I supposed to know who the Braxtons are?

The last song I remember Toni singing was released in 1996. Who the hell are the rest of them? 

[Squee Bastard]

What in holy hell is that ugly bridesmaid dress of a shirt Andrea is wearing?

[Keywestclubkid]

Priscilla was attempting to escape lol 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does this Mormon minister happen to know John’s(?) Lakota minster? They seem to be cut from the same cloth.

[mamadrama]

Am I the only one who doesn't like watching little kids smash cake into their mouths? 

[candall]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is the kid going to be baptized in the bathtub?

Looks like they're patching the kiddie pool with cake frosting.

Edited October 3, 2020 by candall

[Pepper Mostly]

And Andrea is bawling about things being "stressful"! What's stressful? someone's frosting cupcakes and people are getting ready. What is her problem? 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, mamadrama said:

The last song I remember Toni singing was released in 1996. Who the hell are the rest of them? 

Mostly a hot mess and I am here for it lll 

[WaltersHair]

I suppose it's too much to ask if there any real Mormons on this board who can confirm any of this?

[Gobi]

"I baptize you in the name of Mark Spitz."

[Squee Bastard]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

Am I the only one who doesn't like watching little kids smash cake into their mouths? 

Nope

[Pepper Mostly]

 

7 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Am I the only one who doesn't like watching little kids smash cake into their mouths? 

No. No you are not. I hate cake smashing of any kind, but especially with little kids. 

Edited October 3, 2020 by Pepper Mostly

[candall]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

Am I the only one who doesn't like watching little kids smash cake into their mouths? 

Right here, sistah.

I tell people as soon as they pull out their phones:  do not show me your baby with spaghetti in his hair.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So did Andrea name her son Tennyson because she’s a poetry lover? Rhetorical question.

[mamadrama]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Right here, sistah.

I tell people as soon as they pull out their phones:  do not show me your baby with spaghetti in his hair.

I have clearly found my people...

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So did Andrea name her son Tennyson because she’s a poetry lover? Rhetorical question.

 The father was named Tenny.

[Floatingbison]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love it when guys stop, think about what's happening, and call their friends to talk about their feelings. 

My vision of hell is being surrounded by mobs of people bawling out "Happy Birthday", tunelessly and endlessly. 

Tuneless,....that is exactly what I was thinking when I heard that Happy Birthday.

[mamadrama]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Mostly a hot mess and I am here for it lll 

Hmmm...I DO enjoy a hot mess. (Of the television variety, not of the aforementioned little kids cake/spaghetti.)

[Squee Bastard]

Chane looks like he has an unkempt beav on his chin.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lacey and Brittany (90 Day TOW) has the same rules about lying. A lie by omission isn’t lying. 🤷‍♀️

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So did Andrea name her son Tennyson because she’s a poetry lover? Rhetorical question.

You just know that Andrea loves the Romantic poets. Just like Lacey's a big fan of the Elizabethans. Isn't that why she named her kid Marlowe? 

[candall]

Lips and Chane:  This Is Us. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why would you tell your kids that you were pregnant when you’ve only been pregnant for ten minutes? With multiples, no less.

[mamadrama]

Just now, Squee Bastard said:

Chane looks like he has an unkempt beav on his chin.

I was getting ready to make a joke about 70s porn stars, but you said it better.

[Gobi]

John looks like Tommy's brother.

[Pepper Mostly]

These kids are all "who's this lady?"

[goofygirl]

Lacey's gonna have to make a right turn with that website of hers!  From gettin freaky with it, to "here's my body pregnant with 3 babies".  Whole different clientele!

Loved her Dad saying "JESUS"....  Get another couple of jobs there Daddy-o!

[Pepper Mostly]

Lacey's father is all "how will I support six kids on my Walmart pay?"

[Floatingbison]

"You have to get one job first."

The room suddenly goes quiet.

[Keywestclubkid]

you better get one first.... yessss daddy lol