Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So, pool? How long till Michael is back in jail?

Sounds like a sucker bet. He's probably already back in jail.

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Are they really doing a pregnancy storyline with these two again??? Argh. Mumbles you’ve never made your kids a priority. Ever.

Michael can talk big shit, but the minute he gets a child support bill he will be stay away.  

[candall]

Auntie Anxiety!  You've never met Michael.  Are you so turned on you want to jump his bones and forget something called birth control was ever invented?  Do you feel the need to send him some money?

We've been trying for a year to figure out the animal magnetism all these women feel towards Michael.

Edited September 12, 2020 by candall

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

You need to do some bingeing of last (?) Season 

I couldn’t find last season episodes. Maybe I didn’t look hard enough.🤷‍♀️

[Doublemint]

When do we see the episode with Shawn & Desiree - next week?   I am so tired of Sarah and Michael, etc.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

No wonder Murgh has so many women in his life.  His stealth skills are so good.  Take phone call next to the door while pretending to shower.  No one will hear him. 

Right? He's a regular criminal mastermind. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, candall said:

 

Auntie Anxiety!  You've never met Michael.  Are you so turned on you want to jump his bones and forget something called birth control was ever invented?  Do you feel the need to send him some mone?

 

I’m going to treat the above as a rhetorical question. 😉

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

No wonder Murgh has so many women in his life.  His stealth skills are so good.  Take phone call next to the door while pretending to shower.  No one will hear him. 

Or notice that he's not smelling fresh and clean after the non existent shower 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Andrea, the Mormon who got pregnant by her convict boyfriend in a prison closet.  

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I couldn’t find last season episodes. Maybe I didn’t look hard enough.🤷‍♀️

I think its on the WETV App.

I STILL don't understand why the only place Lamar and Andrea could live in California was Watts?  Do they realize how big California is?

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, candall said:

Auntie Anxiety!  You've never met Michael.  Are you so turned on you want to jump his bones and forget something called birth control was ever invented?  Do you feel the need to send him some money?

We've been trying for a year to figure out the animal magnetism all these women feel towards Michael.

He probably has a BIG personality, if you get my meaning!

[candall]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

When do we see the episode with Shawn & Desiree - next week?   I am so tired of Sarah and Michael, etc.

Four weeks of retro LAL, then the new crew comes back in October.

[LucyEth]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

When do we see the episode with Shawn & Desiree - next week?   I am so tired of Sarah and Michael, etc.

Oct 9th

[Auntie Anxiety]

What is this women doing with this guy who loves living in Watts?

[Pepper Mostly]

Andrea! Drama Queen extraordinaire! 

[Gobi]

2BR, 1Bath apt., convenient to shootings.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

When do we see the episode with Shawn & Desiree - next week?   I am so tired of Sarah and Michael, etc.

We have four episodes with the prior crew before this seasons folks come back.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So, pool? How long till Michael is back in jail?

6 months 

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Andrea, the Mormon who got pregnant by her convict boyfriend in a prison closet.  

Still doesn’t mean she has to live in a dangerous neighborhood with her children.

[Floatingbison]

"Good schools, drive-by adjacent"

Edited September 12, 2020 by Floatingbison

[RealReality]

No more Shawn and Destinee till October!  

I'm going to use Brittney and Marcelino time to complain about how boring they are or to put away groceries.

Andrea can complain about the ghetto all she wants, but they found a really great hair stylist.  

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Andrea, the Mormon who got pregnant by her convict boyfriend in a prison closet.  

I still don’t know if I believe that...

why cant they live anywhere other than the “hood” per Andrea? Isn’t Andrea a successful business woman? Don’t they get money from the show? Didn’t Andrea sell her Utah home? 

Or is this just a trumped up storyline to buy these idiots another season? Hmmm.

[Squee Bastard]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

When people on these shows aren't getting pedicures, they're folding laundry. 

Or f*cking

[Pepper Mostly]

Andrea is going to passive aggressively browbeat Lamar forever and ever amen. 

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Four weeks of retro LAL, then the new crew comes back in October.

Oh, okay and thanks!

[RealReality]

Bonus!  Tennyson and Nia might meet other black mormons!

[Pepper Mostly]

 Andrea is from Utah. Everything in LA is going to look like the hood to her. They probably live in a perfectly fine neighborhood. 

[kacesq]

Lord the ever fertile Brittany and her boring ass husband. Candy crush time!

[Squee Bastard]

Okay, time to take out the dogs!

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

He probably has a BIG personality, if you get my meaning!

  I'm going with "pheromones."

[Pepper Mostly]

Brittany has really nice hair. 

[Gobi]

I have to guess which ones were in prison. I'm doing about 50/50.

[Doublemint]

Is this like Brittany's 6th baby?   She had quite a few that don't live with her, and one with Marcellino, right?

[RealReality]

OMG, I'm already bored.  Who the hell cares Marcelino, shut up.  Yes, Britney is such a role model....does she have a job yet?  Did she ever get a job?  Did you ever get a job Marcelino?  Does anyone have a job not funded by Matt Sharp?

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

"Good schools, drive by adjacent"

Close to the emergency room 

[Auntie Anxiety]

My first grandkid was born in my birthday. It makes him kind of special to me.

[Floatingbison]

Addiction is real.  True dat.   Serious post, not being snarky.

[kacesq]

Lacey Chon and Chane? Forgot about that unholy trinity.

[candall]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Lord the ever fertile Brittany and her boring ass husband. Candy crush time!

No shit.  Brittany has five or six kids and we've seen the last two of them born on this show!

I think she's pretty, but her skill set is narrow.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Is this like Brittany's 6th baby?   She had quite a few that don't live with her, and one with Marcellino, right?

I think she had two she lost custody of (in her terms were stolen from her), one with her ex, and this will be the second with Marshy boy. She's the most boring brood mare ever.

[Squee Bastard]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Brittany has really nice hair. 

I find her attractive until I see the hand tats.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, RealReality said:

OMG, I'm already bored.  Who the hell cares Marcelino, shut up.  Yes, Britney is such a role model....does she have a job yet?  Did she ever get a job?  Did you ever get a job Marcelino?  Does anyone have a job not funded by Matt Sharp?

Brittany has two small kids and is, as we can all see, about to drop another one. I'll cut her some slack on not having a job. But she's the only one. 

[WaltersHair]

So, we're doing Life After Lockup here? I could swear there was a separate thread at one time.

I'm LATE

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

 

I think she's pretty, but her skill set is narrow.

Kim Kardashian might need another baby toter surrogate mother at some point.

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I have to guess which ones were in prison. I'm doing about 50/50.

Which ones did you get wrong? 

Were you surprised Marcellino was the lover and not the lockup?  He had a whole storyline last year about not finding a job that would pay him the $50k his skill and experience warranted.

[Doublemint]

Rochester, NY -  lots going on there now!

[Gobi]

Don't they have morning after pills now?

[Pepper Mostly]

Sarah's asking her four year old for permission to go out. Um. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why is it Michael’s business if she’s dating someone? Other than trying to make him jealous, I mean.

[OoogleEyes]

Oh... another Internet boyfriend