Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Floatingbison]

OMG, am I gonna have to watch this too?  This was my gateway drug. . . . Mrs. FB likes the Mama June Show. . . . 

Edited February 27, 2021 by Floatingbison

[LucyEth]

I can’t watch Mama June, there are only so many trash shows I can take

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, LucyEth said:

I can’t watch Mama June, there are only so many trash shows I can take

Momma June getting all these freebies is like Mickey Mantle getting a new liver after drinking his old one to death. Doesn’t seem fair to people who are more deserving. 

[LucyEth]

They are actually talking about the Devil Dick🤣

[WaltersHair]

Holy Meta devil dick

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, Sarah’s Friend reads our snarky comments.

[candall]

Okay, Mumbles, whip it out.  Let's take a look at that thing.

[Keywestclubkid]

I feel dirty 

[OoogleEyes]

Oh JFC .

There is no such thing as a magic penis. I think. Wait....is there?

[Floatingbison]

Show producers lurk among us. . . 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is it that Michael’s dick is magical or is it what he can do with it?

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Oh JFC .

There is no such thing as a magic penis. I think. Wait....is there?

Bolo...

[Gobi]

Sarah must bow down in the sacred presence of the latex solar beef. (For Frank Zappa fans.)

[Auntie Anxiety]

That ice cream bar is laced (oops, heh) with drugs.

[Maybeitsme]

Ice cream...who knew 

[LucyEth]

John is not perfect by any means but Lacey is a shitty person.  

Edited February 27, 2021 by LucyEth

[OoogleEyes]

13 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Is “manipalate” similar to “eladimate”?

 

I have no idea what that means, but I'm drinking bourbon, so I'm giggling at everything 

[Coltee Gal]

Sorry I’m late my loves. I was entertaining Micheal’s devil dick. So enchanting. 😈🍆

[Maybeitsme]

Chon listen to your friend 

[For Cereals]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

That ice cream bar is laced (oops, heh) with drugs.

Yeah who’s all stealthy like “I’ve got something for you” and then you produce a Klondike bar?

[WaltersHair]

I can smell John's friend through the screen

[LucyEth]

Just now, Coltee Gal said:

Sorry I’m late my loves. I was entertaining Micheal’s devil dick. So enchanting. 😈🍆

So that’s where he went

[renatae]

Chon must have Korsakoff's syndrome. He seems to have forgotten Lacey was already married when he went back to jail. But he was planning on getting back with her? 🙄

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is it that Michael’s dick is magical or is it what he can do with it?

Somehow I doubt that Michael is a master swordsman. I'm guessing he just has a lot of staying power.

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Sarah must bow down in the sacred presence of the latex solar beef. (For Frank Zappa fans.)

That made me laugh out loud! 

Chon. You can't get over Lacey because you get paid per episode. 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I have no idea what that means, but I'm drinking bourbon, so I'm giggling at everything 

Shawn’s pronunciation of “elaborate”

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

I can smell John's friend through the screen

Does he smell like a spliff?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Puppy will need more obedience training if she can’t stop drinking.

[Pepper Mostly]

Don't worry, Puppy. You'll be back in jail soon enough.

[Gobi]

Puppy doesn't look good. I think she has worms.

[Coltee Gal]

Omg - Puppy looks rough. What the hell happened to her?

[Pepper Mostly]

Amber doesn't have to try to be a bitch. 

[candall]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is it that Michael’s dick is magical or is it what he can do with it?

I'm sure he's a sensitive lover, imaginative, with tender finesse.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Yeah who’s all stealthy like “I’ve got something for you” and then you produce a Klondike bar?

I was hoping for a Magnum Bar for a call back to 😈🍆 . 

[Keywestclubkid]

Amber I’d get down off that high horse real quick 

[WaltersHair]

Yeah, that is a good outfit to clean toilets.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Puppy, pull up your pants.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Puppy. What does Amber have to do, hit you with a rolled up newspaper? She doesn't give one single solitary fuck about you.

[LucyEth]

Amber is not fooling around with these people, she does not want to go back to jail.  

[Keywestclubkid]

Why do these people want to be with someone that obviously doesn’t  want them? It’s insane  

[Floatingbison]

Side effects are . . vaginal burning. . . . . . aaaaaaand I'm out . . . 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Maybeitsme said:

Does he smell like a spliff?

At this point, I think that we all need a spliff

[candall]

Amber, without makeup, makes Puppy and those tarantula lashes look ridiculous.

[WaltersHair]

I HATE that Visible commercial. Girl looks like she wearing a lit gas stove around her neck.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Coltee Gal said:

Omg - Puppy looks rough. What the hell happened to her?

It's those damn false eyelashes. C'mon ladies 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Thanks for warning me there will be a preview for the TS Madison experience.  Let's me know to turn off the TV the second LAL is over! 

[OoogleEyes]

I'm glad that Mama Shovel is staying true to her signature lip 

[Pepper Mostly]

Puppy is so pretty, why is she mooning after Amber? She could easily get herself a new squeeze.

[WaltersHair]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Thanks for wanring me there will be a preview for the TS Madison experience.  Let's me know to run off the TV the second LAL is over! 

Yes. Thank you. I want no part of T or S or Madison.

[LucyEth]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Thanks for wanring me there will be a preview for the TS Madison experience.  Let's me know to run off the TV the second LAL is over! 

Wait till they make you the moderator for that forum!

[Auntie Anxiety]

If Shavel’s mother walks out, who will help Shavel with her wedding day makeup?