Love After Lockup: LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Who’s a good puppy? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Who’s a good puppy? 

Woof.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tennyson is not going to put up with his mother’s shit.

[LucyEth]

The kid is going to blab

Edited December 12, 2020 by LucyEth

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Priscilla's having trouble remembering her lines. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s have a family dinner around the cocktail table. 

Tennyson is a good kid.

[OoogleEyes]

What the heck are they eating? Fettuccine and hot dogs?

[Pepper Mostly]

Tennison is 18 going on 40.

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

What the heck are they eating? Fettuccine and hot dogs?

Right? What is with the food everyone on this show eats? Last week it was Quaylon's family and their yellow feast, now this. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oops, forgot to remove the Walmart price labels from the glasses.

[LucyEth]

Tennyson is the smartest person in the whole franchise

[candall]

Oh no!  I didn't realize Priscilla was supposed to stay mum about meeting the other daughter.  Well, that really blows.  You shouldn't put clandestine stuff like that on a little girl's shoulders.  grrrrrr

[Coltee Gal]

Angela SHUT UP. Just shuuuuuuuuttttt uuuuupppp

Edited December 12, 2020 by Coltee Gal
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[JenE4]

Who did you talk to?

[Eating fettuccine alfredo]

Uh, Alfredo the ice cream man. He got those sprinkles you like...

Smooth, Lamar. Smooth.

[Squee Bastard]

Yay for trashtastic Friday!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lindsey is such a victim. And don’t tell FlapJack about Tarabelle.

[Pepper Mostly]

Andrea is utterly insufferable. Unless everyone is constantly kissing her ass, she caterwauls that she's "feeling attacked". She must be exhausting to live with. 

1 minute ago, candall said:

Oh no!  I didn't realize Priscilla was supposed to stay mum about meeting the other daughter.  Well, that really blows.  You shouldn't put clandestine stuff like that on a little girl's shoulders.  grrrrrr

Take comfort, the whole thing is probably scripted. 

[OoogleEyes]

Ha! Scott is the biggest scammer of them all!

[candall]

"I just want him to believe!" [Believe exactly the same thing I believe.]  [Believe whatever I tell him.]

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh no! Someone fetch Miss Lindsay her smelling salts! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha “Scott betrayed my trust. And I was a choir girl in prison.”

[tearsandhysteria]

Well, we know Scott has a type. No wonder he can't get enough of Lindsey.  

[goofygirl]

Silly Lindsey is still wearing that prison make-up, isn't she??  And poor Tennyson.  He's gonna have to go on that mission just to get away from his nutty Mom.

Lindsey honey; you haven't exactly been the paragon of truthfulness yourself.  Better watch out, girl.

Chon is out and coming straight over to the house, Chane.  Watch out.

[candall]

"While I was in prison, Scott betrayed my trust."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chane is going to be "like a woof".  Has he been listening to Lacey too long and now he can't pronounce simple words? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh no! Someone fetch Miss Lindsay her smelling salts! 

Quickly move the fainting couch under her before she hits the floor!

[Squee Bastard]

If Scott has so much money, he can certainly do better than $150 "escort."

Edited December 12, 2020 by Squee Bastard
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[OoogleEyes]

Look at those dimples on Chon! 

[LucyEth]

Another Chon and Chane showdown maybe?  

[Squee Bastard]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Look at those dimples on Chon! 

At least he doesn't have an unkempt p*ssy on his chin.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chon and Chain do a re-enactment of Thunderdome. Two men enter, one man leaves.

[goofygirl]

Wonder if Chon  is gonna be shocked by Lacey being pregnant??

[OoogleEyes]

Oh, here we go with the New Year's weight loss commercials 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Lindsey is a more expensive prostitute. She expects a nice house and to be fully cared for.  What a horror.  Flappy saw a pro rather than an amateur!

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Squee Bastard said:

If Scott has so much money, he can certainly do better than $150 "escort."

I'd like him to move the low rent escort into his house and kick Lindsey to the curb.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Look at those dimples on Chon! 

I'm too distracted by his unusual facial hair. 

[Empress1]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh no! Someone fetch Miss Lindsay her smelling salts! 

Isn’t she cheating on him with Tara Belle right now? (I love that she’s getting scammed.) 

Mississippi is cheap. I saw on the lease that the rent (ha!) is $1325 a month. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chon looks high as a kite in the talking head.

Edited December 12, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[tearsandhysteria]

28 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Silly Lindsey is still wearing that prison make-up, isn't she??  And poor Tennyson.  He's gonna have to go on that mission just to get away from his nutty Mom.

Lindsey honey; you haven't exactly been the paragon of truthfulness yourself.  Better watch out, girl.

Chon is out and coming straight over to the house, Chane.  Watch out.

Right. She was giving me Heather vibes with her makeup. 

 

Just when I thought I was out, Chon pulls me back in. 

Edited December 12, 2020 by andreamf15

[Pepper Mostly]

I do enjoy the prison witticisms. "Wow, this is much better than the back of a cruiser". Oh Chon, you card. 

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Chon and Chain do a re-enactment of Thunderdome. Two men enter, one man leaves.

I'd pay good money to watch that!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Lindsey is a more expensive prostitute. She expects a nice house and to be fully cared for.  

And the daughter’s Upkeep as well..

[JenE4]

Here comes Chon and his BDE.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm too distracted by his unusual facial hair. 

And those teeth.. deal breaker 

[LucyEth]

The problem is not Chon or Chain, the problem is Lacey.

[RealReality]

Lacey pretending like she cares for her children.  

Dude, Chon, Lacey called the cops on you because you dared to talk to another woman and no one was fighting over her.  

[candall]

I didn't want to inconvenience my family by continuing to ask for prison pickups.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Chon appreciates a shower and a bed.  Makes him so much better than most of the cons. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Lacey doesn’t have her freedom. Because having three kids to not give a shit about worry about while you’re out partying is the epitome of freedom.

[RealReality]

Uhh, maybe lets put that mask completely over your nose Chon?

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm still suffering from a terminal case of hebbie-jeebies when I think about Chon and Lacey getting busy at the house where he was supposed to be working! If I'd hired a tradesman to come over and do work and found out he was banging some floozie on my furniture! Well, it wouldn't be pretty.