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Brittney, you're gonna have to HELP your sister, not just talk to her about it.

How in the WORLD did dumbass Chane and Lippsa end up with THREE embryos???  Good God Almighty.  I can't WAIT for her Dad to hear THAT!  He's probably is already packing to move far, far away.  At that VERY minute.

Chane bud; do something about that thing on your chiny chin chin!  It's disturbing.  Mumbles, you stupid ass.  Tony, you stupid ass.  Andrea, you stupid ass.  This show should be called "Stupid Asses"....

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The thought of Angela counseling anyone with emotional problems makes me very scared for her would-be client.

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Triplets!   It must be the beard!  That's a sign of Super Sperm!

Jihoon’s sperm was in the mix!

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Andrea, did Holy Spirit talk you into that broom closet with Lamar?  What is your problem, sister?  Those "covenants" seem awfully convenient for you.  They sort of come and go, don't they?

Lamar's got the FLEX-SEAL out for the pool!  Dead.  And what the heck does Andrea have on? Curtains?

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1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is the kid going to be baptized in the bathtub?

Looks like they're patching the kiddie pool with cake frosting.

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7 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Am I the only one who doesn't like watching little kids smash cake into their mouths? 

No. No you are not. I hate cake smashing of any kind, but especially with little kids. 

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1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

Am I the only one who doesn't like watching little kids smash cake into their mouths? 

Right here, sistah.

I tell people as soon as they pull out their phones:  do not show me your baby with spaghetti in his hair.

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5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love it when guys stop, think about what's happening, and call their friends to talk about their feelings. 

My vision of hell is being surrounded by mobs of people bawling out "Happy Birthday", tunelessly and endlessly. 

Tuneless,....that is exactly what I was thinking when I heard that Happy Birthday.

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2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So did Andrea name her son Tennyson because she’s a poetry lover? Rhetorical question.

You just know that Andrea loves the Romantic poets. Just like Lacey's a big fan of the Elizabethans. Isn't that why she named her kid Marlowe? 

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Lacey's gonna have to make a right turn with that website of hers!  From gettin freaky with it, to "here's my body pregnant with 3 babies".  Whole different clientele!

Loved her Dad saying "JESUS"....  Get another couple of jobs there Daddy-o!

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