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^^^Lol, wonder what area code SC was in when that photo was taken because clearly her image was Photoshopped in later. In fact, her head looks pasted on a body which may or may not have been hers.

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I did chuckle when Sally said she missed Connor. Maybe if he lived up Nick’s azz, she’d see the kid more.

Maybe if Christian lived up too there he'd see Nick more, at least from the inside. 😏

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Whatever acting ability Sharon Case used to have, it has disappeared completely. She has such a flat affect and no intonation in her voice. I keep expecting her to fall asleep while she’s talking.

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On 8/18/2023 at 4:50 PM, Joimiaroxeu said:

w on the peach fuzz on Tucker's chest. But otherwise, hey Tucker, how you doin'? And why have you been hiding all you've got going on? I'm thinking you and Chance should have a "flex the pecs" contest

I would pay SERIOUS money for that!

 

{says this dirty old lady........}

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Sad that when Conner is talking about how is only friend is his cousin/brother Johnny there is no mention of his other cousin Christian. I wonder if he and Connor have even met? Does Connor know he even has another brother/cousin? 

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Did my ears fail me, did I actually hear Chelsea say that Connor was being counseled by Sharon(?!?!?!) - no wonder the kid wants to escape GC, it's to get away from his crazy landlady who thinks she can fit in counseling sessions around running a coffee house - - where does she conduct these sessions, in the store room, or at a table on the patio where she can jump up and take care of the customers orders?

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Adam is 100% correct in dismissing Nostrils. He’s actually no help. Sally not Nostrils is the one who actually got Connor to open up. So Connor is the catalyst for Chelsea to go on maternity leave.  You will be missed 🙄.  For the record, a very good friend of mine when to school much like the one Connor wants to go to. He came out more screwed up than when he went in.  Just saying. 

When Sharon first walked in at the park, for an instant I thought it was Summer❄️x6. But then it hit me.  Summer❄️x6’s aren nowhere as nice as Sharon’s legs.  Sorry Chance, for my money, you are not a Sean Connery nor a Pierce Brosnan but you maybe able to compete with Daniel Craig or Rodger Moore. Sharon could be a James Bond girl called Domino Botoxia. 

I don’t really like Lily’s hair today. It’s not flattering to her face. Daniel and Lily are about the same age but Heather looks a few years older than both of them. 

Whats’s GC without another Ménage a trios 😉 between Daniel/Lily/Heather. What happened to Heather’s boyfriend in Portugal?  Heather got dumped and now she’s after Daniel?  

 

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But Chelsea, you do make everything all about you. Connor's reacting to the problems you've caused and continue to cause in his life. Sigh.

Chance as GC's chief of police. Oh come on. He's too young, isn't he?

Adam spoke the real truth: Sharon isn't the only psychologist in town. However, she's probably the least objective and the most ethically-challenged.

There was a blonde waitress in the background at the GCPD who I think could be SC's body double. From a distance I kept wondering why CEO Sharon (😏) was working the tables there.

I seem to recall Paul didn't always stay in his chief of police office. He occasionally mixed it up with bad guys because the elite GC families summoned him whenever they had a criminal to deal with. He was basically at their beck and call, just as Chance is already.

Dang, Lily slid right into Heather's attempted sentimental play with Daniel. Daniel was clueless but Lily clocked it with laser focus from across the room. Whee!

So, what are the odds on Billy cheating on Chelsea while she's out of town? I'll take that bet.

Hey, Heather. I have it on good authority Lily is a fan of this Loretta Lynn song. You ain't getting Daniel back unless Lily decides to let it happen.

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1 hour ago, Waldo13 said:

Sorry Chance, for my money, you are not a Sean Connery nor a Pierce Brosnan but you maybe able to compete with Daniel Craig or Rodger Moore. Sharon could be a James Bond girl called Domino Botoxia. 

You never disappoint!

I wasted five hours during the weekend and watched.  I thought there would be fireworks during the reception, but nothing. I liked Ashley's dress--the color at least, not the pageant-sparkle shoulder

.About the prenup--isn't that handled by lawyers for both sides?  Would it hold up in court.? And sneaky Diane-having him sign it while he as drinking champagne!  I just can't suss out what game she is playing. And she should NEVER wear pink. Stick with the deep colors girl.

It was a wonder Sally could could sit down in those pants. And fuck you Victor with your mind games.

Why hasn't Chelsea cured Conner's depression with her world changing video game?

Now I am going to get serious here and I mean this with absolutely NO SNARK.  It is a crime what actresses ' feel they have to do to their faces to try and stay young.  What SC has done to her face is a crime.  Why can't actress age gracefully?  Her face looks like it hurts.  I know other act tresses on the show have had work done.  The men on the show, for the most part, are sporting SOME grey and their faces move. Sorry for the rant. Let the snarking continue!

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6 hours ago, Gam2 said:

Whatever acting ability Sharon Case used to have, it has disappeared completely. She has such a flat affect and no intonation in her voice. I keep expecting her to fall asleep while she’s talking.

Whew! I thought it was just me. When she started talking in the park, I wondered if she was trying to do "sexy, smoky voice" with Chance. Then as she continued talking, I started to wonder if she was on some kind of medication, because her speech pattern seemed so off. 

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9 minutes ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

So, what are the odds on Billy cheating on Chelsea while she's out of town?  I'll take that bet.

I would place a small wager, maybe a yacht owned by your family’s cosmetic company.

Today was tedious. Blah blah blah.

Dear Buttbiscuit;

My son, “Condor”, is being bullied at school, even after I sent a copy of my world changing video game to every student who attends. He wants to go to a different school near his grandmother. I know it’s the best thing for him, but I’m super sad. My number one problem, though, is that Condor’s father and my new boyfriend sometimes seem to be on the verge of making out. Can I trust them not to while I’m helping Condor acclimate to his new school?

Sincerely,
Schmatta Than You

Dear Schmatta;

Relax. I’m certain your beau is trustworthy, devilishly handsome and accustomed to passing the lonely hours lovingly smoking his salmon by hand. He also sounds like a captain of industry, devoted family man and generous lover. A daily exchange of naked selfies should keep you both from straying. Honestly, Condor’s father sounds like the kind of monster who tortures small animals and runs over children. I think your boyfriend will be able to resist.

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Dear Buttbiscuit;

I’m up for a big promotion, but I feel rather ‘meh’ about it. How can I take pride in it when I’m the only employee? Pretty sure my girlfriend is high as fuck too, which isn’t the greatest look for my new position. I’m avoiding the real question here. How can I tactfully tell my lady that neon prairie pimp ain’t it?

Signed,

Perplexed Lumberjack

Dear Perp;

I believe I saw the clothing item you are referencing on a local proprietor. There is simply no easy way to tell your lover that her outfit has given you psychic abrasions. The best option is to tear the offending attire during an evening of unbridled passion. If you’re like me, she’ll be amply satisfied and forget all about her wearable barf. Congratulations on your promotion! Take pride in it. I took pride in mine even though it was a gift-wrapped bone tossed to me by my brother. Being rich and connected is awesome.

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Dear Buttbiscuit;

My love muffin’s ex is trying to reheat their flavorless tofu casserole of a relationship. He much prefers my zestier menu, with its broad range of appetizers and decadent desserts. Still, there’s a little part of me that worries she has a secret ingredient that can win him over. Please advise.

Signed,

Paint Me Like Your French Ladies

Dear Paint;

From your letter, I can tell you’re a simmering pot of sexuality just waiting to boil over. I think you’ll find your love muffin has little urge to visit the diner he used to enjoy. Perhaps, in private correspondence, you could send me the name and number of this joint he used to frequent. My favorite place is closed for renovations. 

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Adam should have put his foot down and possibly up Billy’s ass. Billy Boy Abbott does not need to be at a discussion with or about Connor. He is nothing to the boy. Just a weirdo that sniffs around his mom every few years. Chelsea’s a big girl, why can’t she handle a discussion without Billy Boy Buttbiscuit and Sharon, the coffee making life coach turned business mogul? 
Also idiotic is Chance being offered the job of police chief. 
Lily is hard to take seriously when she wears her hair like Gene Simmons of Kiss. She needs a funnel so she can pee around Daniel the way Nick pees around Sally. Now I kind of hope Daniel and Heather hop in the sack again.

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On 8/21/2023 at 8:33 AM, Chatty Cake said:

I thought of this group

Am I the only one who thinks that Mr. Bad Haircut's lips look like they were about to burst from all the filler that had been pumped into them in that photo from days-gone-by?

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26 minutes ago, Js Nana said:

Am I the only one who thinks that Mr. Bad Haircut's lips look like they were about to burst from all the filler that had been pumped into them in that photo from days-gone-by?

Sweet Jesus, what an image. 🤮🤡

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Day eleventyteen of Victor fused to sitting in that black chair receiving visitors. 😱

Wonder what happens when piranhas attack each other? Audra and Nate having a fierce public argument about their NE/NM scheming was interesting to me.

I'm with Adam. Nick sure hasn't been much concerned that his girlfriend got hella crapped on professionally by his daddy for no honorable reason. Seems there's only one thing about Sally Nick truly cares about and Victor knows it.

Victoria gossiping to Kyle about his boss-cum-bedmate seemed shady to me. I see her as trying to position Kyle as a weapon against Adam and assuming he's willing to be her tool. Hmm.

Esther! And a mention of Kevin. Wow. Loved Esther's breezy, colorful top.

Apparently Adam was able to shame Nick into helping him confront Daddy Vic about the fake job offer stunt he pulled on Sally. Day late, dollar short, Nick.

Kyle must care more about Audra than I've been willing to believe. He immediately went and told her how Victoria attempted to work him for dirt on the acting NM CEO. I think Audra was a bit surprised too.

Shut up, Victoria. Instead of giving Nate the 3rd degree on his loyalty and trustworthiness, perhaps you should stop using the NE C-suite as your dating pool.

Ugh, Victoria & Nate office sex again. KMN. Thank goodness for Victor's  c*ckblocking phone call.

Victor, Adam will not see Nate as much of a threat. You're just setting Vikki's boyfriend up as collateral damage when Adam goes scorched earth. Oh well.

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Victor Victor Victor, you have much more to be the blame than you will ever confess to. How many times can you give Adam the football than pull it away from him for Adam not to rebel.  Banana Breath knows the feeling but your precious daughter, Groucho, has never felt the pain of being teased by Victor.  Victor is fine with whatever Groucho wants. 

Once again Banana Breath and Sharon thinks it a great idea for the merger but became Adam wants it, it’s not a good idea. Banana Breath thinks that the issue is over but I would be surprised if Adam didn’t have hard copies of those emails and if push came to shove, would release them. 

It looks like Smugly Smug Smug is blaming Audra for his dust up with Groucho. Another ass hole that always holds himself blameless. 

Is Grouch auditioning Kyle to take over NM?  I wouldn’t put it past her. Sally was just or a little more qualified to run NM.  Because of Adam, she was replaced. Now that Audra is associated with Smugly Smug Smug,  Audra is the greatest thing since sliced bread.  Another helping of 💩 is being thrown at Adam. Smugly Smug Smug is now Victor’s insurance policy to keep Adam in line.  Who would have thought.  

Also who would have thought that Chelsea would have Mrs Chipmunk to be her deputy while she away tending to Connor. That like going out of the frying pan into the fire. They are both jokes without a punch line. 

 

 

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Am I the only one who thinks that Mr. Bad Haircut's lips look like they were about to burst from all the filler that had been pumped into them in that photo from days-gone-by?

Admittedly, I have checked the googles for whether duck lips or bee-stung lips on men has ever been a thing. The results were minimal.

Were lip fillers or plumpers commonly used by either women or men back in the mid-1990s? I can't imagine why JM would've done that to himself unless he was modeling for gay porn. 😉

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Esther!  Nice to see you.

Nick, you suck, as usual.  Joshie Morrow, I understand trying to suck it in but at some point it just doesn't work like it used to.  Cut back on the KitKats and maybe use that extra time to TAKE SOME ACTING LESSONS.

Sally, leather pants on a hot Wisconsin summer day?  Maybe if you bathe in Febreze but in any case, stand downwind of everyone else.

Seriously, Victor, telling Nikki she "walks like a predator"?  Victor, if you're going to blow smoke up Nikki's ass, you gotta get out of that chair.  

I would rather watch Abbott and Costello in a frantic sexual embrace than I would Nate and Victoria.  Who's on First, indeed.....

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Doesn't Kyle have his own scandal involving an underage girl? I'm not sure that sex was involved in whatever he and Oily Balls Theo did, but he sure tried to keep it all under wraps.  I have to admit that Summer-free Kyle is a much more interesting character.  

All this business stuff is nebulous and boring.

 

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6 hours ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

I can't imagine why JM would've done that to himself unless he was modeling for gay porn.

It just that it doesn't seem possible to me that anyone could actually be born with lips as bee stung as that, so my immediate thought was filler.

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15 hours ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

Day eleventyteen of Victor fused to sitting in that black chair receiving visitors. 😱

All I can think of when I see him is Jabba the Hut.

Do you think its because EB can't move around due to health issues?

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Good lord Victoria is a cheap lay. All is takes is one half dead rose that Nate bought from a drunk on the street.

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Seriously, Victor, telling Nikki she "walks like a predator"?  Victor, if you're going to blow smoke up Nikki's ass, you gotta get out of that chair.   

Right? I can't believe they both thought what he said was a compliment. And that wasn't the first time in recent memory the writers have made an iffy reference to apex predators. I think they need to find a new word for what they're trying to suggest because IMO "predator" has mostly a bad if not criminal connotation now.

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Doesn't Kyle have his own scandal involving an underage girl? I'm not sure that sex was involved in whatever he and Oily Balls Theo did, but he sure tried to keep it all under wraps.

Yeah, they got her blackout drunk and then literally tossed her unconscious body out of their car at the front of an ER. Kyle ended up have to pay off the girl's family to keep it quiet. No sex was involved though. Spumor was the show wanted to write the story as Kyle and Theo having had a three-way with a girl they later found out was underaged but allegedly TPTB shut the idea down.

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Good lord Victoria is a cheap lay. All is takes is one half dead rose that Nate bought from a drunk on the street.

Whew chile, Victoria is straight up d!ckmatized. I never expected her to last more than a few days without getting up on Nate's junk. She just had to make it seem like she was granting him mercy by taking him back. 🙄

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2 hours ago, MsMalin said:

Good lord Victoria is a cheap lay. All is takes is one half dead rose that Nate bought from a drunk on the street.

But but but she "appreciates" Side Part for his business smarts and sense of ruthlessness and she approves of his thrift for not springing for a whole dozen when he knew only one rose would seal the deal.  

Yes indeedy, it's his MIND she's smitten with.

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Did I hallucinate today's show? I must have been because:

1.  Nick and Sally acted as if the deceased baby was his.

2.  Nick told Sally he wanted her to be his baby Mama. Doesn't he already have a few of those? How old is he that he wants another kid ?

3.  And then he assures her he is not thinking of marriage. Wow what a relief that must have been.

Pure and simple this guy is a Neanderthal.

I know I'm old but back in my day" First comes love, then comes marriage,then comes baby in a baby carriage".  I know and accept that is not always the order in which things happen but what kind of fucked up thinking did Nick exhibit today? Do the writers think we are lapping this shit up?

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They have gone and done it. That are actually making me feel sympathy for Summer❄️x6 because they are turning Summer❄️x6 from a ❄️ to an adult. If this keeps up she will be a ❄️ no more.  Personally, I hate it when I see a woman cry. Well maybe for Taz🌪️ and Ashley I can make an exception. 

Banana Breath has to throw his 💩 around where it should be kept where the sun don’t shine.  It’s for Kyle and Summer❄️x6 to figure out. Beside, Banana Breath, your marriages are nothing to write home about. 

Adam keeps offering Sally a job but Banana Breath is quite mute on the subject. Why isn’t Banana Breath making the same offer?  It it because he doesn’t  want her near Adam or is it he wants her to be more dependent on him?  

Sally, are you kidding me?  Banana Breath would have been the best bonus dad to Ava?  He’s hardly a dad to Christian.  Could Banana Breath have anymore of a dumb look on his face when Sally asked you want to have a baby with me?  In typical fashion, Banana Breath answers with a non answer. No Sally, it just want to play hide the salami with you. That’s it that’s all it would ever be. Where as Adam would want to have a baby with Sally in a heart beat. 

Aria is absolutely adorable!  Please please can we not have a PSA on deaf children.  
 

You can take the girl out of the country, but can’t take the country out of the girl.  With Sharon, it might be possible to take the girl out of the coffee house but you can’t take the  Botox out of the girl 😜

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4 minutes ago, MsMalin said:

Do the writers think we are lapping this shit up?

I thought the Writers Guild was still on strike? Whose writing this shit?

Nice of Nick to tell Sally he wants a baby with her but no marriage.  the guy is a class act, amirite?

And how is Sally supporting herself these days? Her unemployment has surely run out by now. 

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Oh geez, Aria might have a hearing problem. Poor little sweetheart.

Wait, what? Esther's going to manage the coffeehouse and still work at C/W. I don't see why she needs two jobs while Sally can't even have one.

Huh, I think Summer's actually looking pretty good right now. Maybe once she officially gets rid of Kyle she can take an honest run at Chance.

She definitely has a tight body that she's entitled to show off, but watching Sally in those painted-on leather pants makes me start squirming. Even if they're fleece-lined she must have major inner thigh sweat. 🥵

Does Nick not know about Kyle & Audra? Dude, Kyle has moved on. Stuporgirl is yesterday's news for him.

Sally's right to be wary of Adam's hard sell. Her working with him and Nick at SNA is likely a recipe for disaster. Especially since Victor has an issue with her and he's hyperfocused on SNA for some reason.

If Aria's deaf I wonder if she can get one of those implanted hearing aid devices like Devon has?

Please. Nick already treats his son Christian like an afterthought. Why give him another child to abandon? 🤨

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11 minutes ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

If Aria's deaf I wonder if she can get one of those implanted hearing aid devices like Devon has?

If you'll notice, Devon hasn't been shown wearing the externally worn microphone, sound processor and transmitter system, like that shown in the picture below, for quite a while, and I can't remember the last time any mention of his having an implant has been mentioned

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19 minutes ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

Why give him another child to abandon?

I didn't actually much attention to today's show - did Nick say something to SP about them having a baby?

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31 minutes ago, One Tough Cookie said:

how is Sally supporting herself these days?

How is she affording the room rate at the Grand Phoenix - Why don't these people have homes to go to?; Why are they always eating-out?; What closet do they have their children locked-up in?; When is someone going to punch TGVN in the nose?

38 minutes ago, One Tough Cookie said:

Her unemployment has surely run out by now. 

I think her being self-employed means she doesn't get to collect unemployment, so she's got to be living off her savings.

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13 minutes ago, Js Nana said:

didn't actually much attention to today's show - did Nick say something to SP about them having a baby?

Yes but he assured her he wasn't talking marriage. The whole thing was revolting.

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10 hours ago, MsMalin said:

Do you think its because EB can't move around due to health issues?

Apparently he is now cancer free, but if you check out his recent video on facebook, he looks pretty rough and rambles on a bit, so it would seem that he's not exactly bouncing back from the cancer regiment he's been through.

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2 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

Devon was cured of his hearing loss through surgery.

The surgery he had was a cochlear implant and he did, for a while, sport the external microphone, speech processor, and transmitting coil.

Here's a picture of Devon wearing the cochlear implant external equipment

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1 hour ago, Js Nana said:

If you'll notice, Devon hasn't been shown wearing the externally worn microphone, sound processor and transmitter system, like that shown in the picture below, for quite a while, and I can't remember the last time any mention of his having an implant has been mentioned

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Yes, I've noticed.

Devon's cochlear implant was replaced in 2012. Tucker used his clout to arrange for Devon to receive leading edge surgery to restore his hearing. According to Devon's bio, he had a transducer implanted in each middle ear, which clearly are not visible externally.

The backstage word was that BJ and/or the show didn't want him to have to deal with the fake cochlear implant device anymore for a variety of mostly cosmetic reasons. They were glad to find out about the new technology and wrote it into a pivotal storyline for Devon and Tucker.

Back to Aria, in 2023 I would expect to her to have whatever the latest advancement is in treating her type of hearing loss or impairment. That may or not be what Devon had done in 2012.

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Yes but he assured her he wasn't talking marriage. The whole thing was revolting.

It was certainly weird. "Sally, I'll be glad if you get knocked up (by me, not my brother) and I'll stand by you but I'm not putting a ring on it. You know what they say about not trying to turn a hoe into a housewife, hah hah."

So is Sally going to try to trap Nick by deliberately getting pregnant? Ehh, I got the distinct impression CH didn't want to wear the fake baby bump padding. I can't imagine why she'd change her mind unless TPTB didn't give her a choice.

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2 hours ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

Tucker used his clout to arrange for Devon to receive leading edge surgery to restore his hearing.

Thanks, Joimiaroxeu, I wasn't watching Y&R in 2012, so I missed that whole storyline - I wondered what had happened to Devon's external implant equipment, but I thought it was a case of the show getting tired of that storyline, so they just dropped it.

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This is why I don’t like deaf storyline. They tried once and found out how hard it is to pretend to be deaf. You can’t act your way out of it. That’s why baby is easy and it cries like on cue! Devon can’t act his way out of demonstrating the real life. It was not his fault that the writers put him through that stupid storyline and I bet he was so happy when it was over! 

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5 hours ago, DeafAngelboy23 said:

This is why I don’t like deaf storyline. They tried once and found out how hard it is to pretend to be deaf. 

Yes, however it is easy for a stunt log to act deaf.

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Dear Buttbiscuit;

I’m dick-tating this urgent letter to my little mechanic dude so you can give me some of your sweet, sweet advice. Plus the spellcheck on my phone cussed me out the other day, and my mechanic won the Walnut Grove spelling bee. LOL! Anyhoo, I just told my brother’s ex that I’d like her to be my baby momma (no rings!!!). Thing is, my doctor says I can’t have any more kids because I tried the banana in the tailpipe trick. I think it would have been fine if the car hadn’t been running, since it turns out that carbon monoxide is as dangerous for the crotch cannon as it is for your mouth hole. My bro already knocked this chick up, so I kinda have to too or my nads will end up in a jar in his freezer. Them’s the rules. How can I dunk hard on my bro when my schlong’s gone wrong?

Signed,

Not So Prime Mate

Dear Mate;

There’s a lot to unpack here. Fortunately, you have come to a certified expert in crushing your brother’s soul like a wine grape under the foot of an earthy vineyard  wench. I’m not even sure you need my advice, considering you’ve already taken the most important step - leaving your penismobile in your brother’s favorite parking spot. This is the ultimate boss move. I highly recommend having sexual intercourse in places your brother frequents so that he’ll smell your dewy sweet sex musk wherever he goes. Don’t worry about making babies, as long as one of you has a child, you’re golden. I’m currently easing myself into a fatherhood role with my current lover’s son. I’m most concerned about the extremes you’re going to in order to enhance the masturbatory experience. One should be able to enjoy a soul-searing orgasm with a minimalist spank kit: hand, lubricant, cum catcher (I recommend silk or burlap. Trust me.) Remember, not every hole needs filling. Good luck! 

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Just checking in to wonder if it's a job for any of you other posters to watch this show of corporate "Musical Chairs?" Victor and Ashley making rapidly cycling decisions...if these were real businesses definitely the interwoven personal, family relationships, grudges, and competitiveness would take them all down. The only other thing I got today was a definite John Malkovich  in "Dangerous Liasions" tone of voice and vocalizations from TSJ, when he was arguing with Ashley about letting her Jabot obsession go...very interesting!

 

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So Crystal, the former manager of the Groovy Pashmina, is taking payments to rat out jazz club customers to Billy. Giiiirrrlll, no. Your finances can't be that bad.

Episode zilliand-twelvety of Victor glued to the black chair and holding court. WTAF.

What was Victoria's deal trying to climb up Ashley's a$$ today? Billy's a big boy and can take care of himself. He doesn't need Victoria nosing into Jabot and Abbott family issues to protect him.

Oh puhleeze, now Nate acts like he's an expert on Adam. I am unable to can. Whatever, I sure hope Sharon finds out how willing Nate is to undermine her ownership of Kirsten International.

Poor Billy. 🙄 Tucker just kept swatting him away like cats do with bugs they've all but killed and have lost interest in.

And then Tucker shifted to stepping to Adam. He was on a roll, baby! But Billy had to show up and put a damper on the fun. Bleh, nobody wants to see a circular sword fight in the middle of the GCAC lobby, William. Especially when you are less than adequately equipped for battle. 😈

Hmm, after having scored some points with Victor, I thought Nate was coming at Victoria with a bit of smugness. He's seen a possible opening with her daddy that would be an end run around her.

Tucker, you knew Ashley was a Diane-obsessed whackadoodle when you married her. Sorry but your love is apparently not enough to fix her or motivate her to change.

Is Victor a freaking chaos agent or what? Now he does want to merge SNA and NM. He's probably going to put Nate in charge or at least throw him into the mix. Meh, AFAIC Nate is all hat, no cattle, and is overdue for a career-ending fall. Team Adam!

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Hearing loss is complicated. It has different causes and different levels of loss. I know hearing people can play deaf, but there have been some great projects with actors and actresses with hearing loss like Marlee Matlin. Guiding Light had an actress with hearing loss play a character with hearing loss. 

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2 hours ago, Joimiaroxeu said:

Nate was coming at Victoria with a bit of smugness. He's seen a possible opening with her daddy that would be an end run around her.

I'm guessing that JG has decided to reimagine Nate as a force to be reckoned with - why else have the character present TGVN with such an erudite analysis of SNA when he's previously been written as nothing more than a maneuverer who's using his talented dick to climb the corporate ladder at NE.

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57 minutes ago, babyhouseman said:

Hearing loss is complicated. It has different causes and different levels of loss. I know hearing people can play deaf, but there have been some great projects with actors and actresses with hearing loss like Marlee Matlin. Guiding Light had an actress with hearing loss play a character with hearing loss. 

Currently, on Big Brother 25, there is a deaf house guest. Matt is doing quite well with just the ability to read lips. Matt is a Deaf Olympics gold medalist, in swimming. Being deaf is not a disability because it heightens other abilities. 

 

On to the episode:

Smugly Smug Smug you are know sucking on Groucho’s dick in joining her in bastardizing Adam. When it comes to business, you can’t even hold Adam’s jock strap.  What a stupid fuck Smugly Smug Smug is in a business acumen. Adam, Sharon, and Banana Breath should come up with a combined plan unlike Groucho who runs NE like a dictatorship. Groucho only makes people think that they have good ideas but always winds up in doing what she wants to do.    To me, Smugly Smug Smug is talking out of his ass hole, about business, to Victor. What he’s saying is obvious beside being bias.  

Ashley and Tucker are newlyweds but they decided to drink alone. Just like Tucker decided to get out of their bed to get a drink on his own. 

Talking about talking out of your ass hole,  the more you listen to Groucho talking to Ashley, the more I’m convinced that Groucho taught Smugly Smug Smug how to do it.  I’m not at all fond of Ashley but Groucho is being a condescending bitch to her under the guise of being concerned about Nostrils.  

Tucker is gloating over what he thinks is Victor being able to shut Adam down. Little does he know that if Adam thinks he has nothing to loose, he would give a shit about releasing those emails. 

It’s funny that Nostrils has a propensity to stick his nose in other people’s business to where he sucks the oxygen out of the room. 

The monkeys with a keyboard are now making Victor look like a stupid businessman. Kirsten Inc will be obsolete within 10 years. WTF!  The life time for tech companies is about 6 months. Great pains are taken to insure that these companies keep innovating to keep up with the latest and greatest. You can be rest assured that Apple, Samsung, Google already have the next generation of electronics ready to bring to market when people get board and are ready for the next new thing.  Victor, for all you know NM and NE will be obsolete within 10 years. Victor thinks that Banana Breath’s views on Smugly Smug Smug is clouding his judgement but says nothing to Smugly Smug Smug about his views are clouded also. You go Banana Breath is telling Victor he would not work side by side with Smugly Smug Smug. 

I know I’m beating a dead horse when it comes to Ashley referring to Jabot as her father’s company. It’s your Dad’s company. John is not your father. You don’t have a blood relation to John.  To top it off, John was not there for your conception. 

Sharon is thinking what the fuck did I get myself into by allowing to be under Victor’s thumb. It’s all the men that are seen drinking when they are evaluating a stressful situation; but that’s not what Sharon does under stressful situations. She goes out for a shot or even a double shot of Botox. 

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1 hour ago, babyhouseman said:

Guiding Light had an actress with hearing loss play a character with hearing loss. 

Wouldn't it be great if these shows had actors with different physical challenges playing regular characters - not for highlighting those challenges, but just as characters who are screwing up their lives like any other character on the show.

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