S10.E11: Anniversaries and Secrets

[gonecrackers]

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One-month wedding anniversaries are celebrated as the experiment reaches the crucial halfway point; while some couples walk hand-in-hand toward a future together, others worry that this first milestone may be the only anniversary they ever celebrate.

 

[LennieBriscoe]

Thank you for the thread! I can relax now while I await Mindy's getting the truth out of Zach about her two-faced "friend"!

 

[gonecrackers]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Thank you for the thread! I can relax now while I await Mindy's getting the truth out of Zach about her two-faced "friend"!

 

Waiting for it all to go down with them tonight.

[LennieBriscoe]

Can't believe Meka just complained about Michael's making breakfast! Oy.

[Ohwell]

3 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Can't believe Meka just complained about Michael's making breakfast! Oy.

Yeah, I'd love having someone who liked to fix breakfast.  

Austin is a sweetie but a big NO! to that fucking hand mold.   That thing was creepy.

[gonecrackers]

Zach didn't wipe out nearly enough. 😞

[linley]

Meka is just a Debbie Downer. Lighten up for one darn minute .

[gonecrackers]

On Unfiltered Meka admitted being harsh with Michael because she was frustrated with his lying.

[Meowwww]

Can Meka be any more joyless. Sitting there all stonefaced during breakfast.  Ugh. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Wasn't the honeymoon sufficient travel?

[Ohwell]

1 minute ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Wasn't the honeymoon sufficient travel?

Maybe he'll dump her in the ocean?

[gonecrackers]

1 minute ago, Ohwell said:

Maybe he'll dump her in the ocean?

If he lied about the dolphin experience too maybe he'll end up there first.

[Empress1]

20 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Can't believe Meka just complained about Michael's making breakfast! Oy.

Watching her sit there all stank and say “I hate breakfast” made me so mad! At least appreciate the effort!

I have a friend who worked in a pancake house in high school so he doesn’t like breakfast FOOD (he got sick of it after serving it for so long), but he damn sure appreciates when his husband cooks anything for him.

[Ohwell]

Speaking of food, have we seen Miss Meka cook anything yet?

Edited March 12, 2020 by Ohwell

[gonecrackers]

Those poor nail technicians; hope production at least bought them dinner after this crap.

[LennieBriscoe]

Yeah, nothing says "I'm sincere" than a card and a conversation in a nail salon. I was on Brandon's side that entire time. Tellingly, Taylor had to immediately return to her cellphone. 

I don't know. I'm starting to believe that 6 of these people are simply too prideful for their own good and the good of their marriages. Exceptions: Austin, Jessica, Mindy, Derek.

ETA: Jessica better not take Austin for granted! 

Edited March 12, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[Ohwell]

Jessica looks nice in that dress.

There's no "there" there with Taylor.  Something ain't right with her, there's a blankness in her eyes and if I were a guy I'd be scared to sleep with her.

[gonecrackers]

Brandon's not playing the game - spelled it out & walked out.

[linley]

I'm glad Austin's protective mother hasn't been an issue yet.

[ShowFan]

Meka gets to support dolphin abuse in Jamaica for her anniversary. Sickening. If you love dolphins don’t ever go to the places that hold them captive for human entertainment. I am officially repulsed by Meka. 

[LennieBriscoe]

Maybe Taylor got into this so she could stop taking only Selfies. 😝

[Empress1]

Taylor’s wig had slipped back again in the nail salon.

I’m team Brandon. Taylor was wrong, hasn’t admitted she was wrong, and her apologies, such as they are, are bullshit. I’d call it too.

I wish the fuck I would beg my husband to spend the night with me.

Edited March 12, 2020 by Empress1

[Straycat80]

Uh oh. I just tuned in. What does Zach have on Mindy? 

[Ohwell]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

Uh oh. I just tuned in. What does Zach have on Mindy? 

Commercial break.  We're still waiting.

[LennieBriscoe]

Well, she mentioned the miscarriage, so this is not a woman who keeps too many secrets. I think ole Zacharoonie is trying to gaslight Mindy into thinking she forced him to reject her.

ETA: Group slap for smug Zach! Who's with me?!

Edited March 12, 2020 by LennieBriscoe

[Ohwell]

WTF Zach?

[VioletNevermind]

Wow.  This is one psychopathic, gaslighting asshole.  I have chills.  This poor woman.  This is where I would exit stage left. 

[Ohwell]

Mindy was right to walk away.

[gonecrackers]

He wants her to leave so he doesn't have to; this is pretty elaborate though.

[Empress1]

“I think you’re making up some bullshit.” Good for Mindy. Zach is tap-dancing on my last motherfucking nerve. He’s not worth all this nonsense, to be honest.

[Straycat80]

WTF Zach? Keep walking Mindy, keep walking! 

[Ohwell]

I don't even know what Katie and Derek are arguing about.

[gonecrackers]

So Katie wants a definitive answer to will Derek fall in love with her, he can't give it, so she walks out, so he said FU, & this is ridiculous.

[Ohwell]

1 minute ago, gonecrackers said:

So Katie wants a definitive answer to will Derek fall in love with her, he can't give it, so she walks out, so he said FU, & this is ridiculous.

Ah, ok thanks.  

[LennieBriscoe]

2 minutes ago, gonecrackers said:

So Katie wants a definitive answer to will Derek fall in love with her, he can't give it, so she walks out, so he said FU, & this is ridiculous.

And starting an argument is the surest way to a man's heart!  

[Hangin Out]

38 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

Yeah, nothing says "I'm sincere" than a card and a conversation in a nail salon. I was on Brandon's side that entire time. Tellingly, Taylor had to immediately return to her cellphone. 

I don't know. I'm starting to believe that 6 of these people are simply too prideful for their own good and the good of their marriages. Exceptions: Austin, Jessica, Mindy, Derek.

ETA: Jessica better not take Austin for granted! 

She already said he didn’t make the bed ONE time, and he left the toilet seat up a couple of times.  She’s counting.

Edited March 12, 2020 by Silver Bells

[VioletNevermind]

Katie is exhausting.  I really don’t think I could listen to that simpering cartoon character voice for the rest of my life.  And if I hear either of them say the words, “falling in love” again . . . This is not seventh grade.  Love is not a switch that you flip and all is rainbows and butterflies. 

Edited March 12, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody
Wrong name! I get these women mixed up every damn season.

[Ohwell]

Little Miss Got Game really does think she's hot shit.

Still waiting for Ocho Rios..................................  

[Straycat80]

It’s kind of cruel to have that Anniversary box and pictures of the wedding in Mindy’s apartment when Zach doesn’t even live there. Plus he was just an asshole to her. 

[VioletNevermind]

“Hey, husband, it’s me.  Yes, your wife.  Do you want to swing by my apartment and look at our wedding photos together?  Yeah, 20 minutes?  Okay, see you soon.”

[Ohwell]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

“Hey, husband, it’s me.  Yes, your wife.  Do you want to swing by my apartment and look at our wedding photos together?  Yeah, 20 minutes?  Okay, see you soon.”

I'm hoping it's a trap she's setting.

[Hangin Out]

5 minutes ago, Ohwell said:

Little Miss Got Game really does think she's hot shit.

Still waiting for Ocho Rios..................................  

Bad match in every way.  What were they thinking?  

[Ohwell]

That is not your sofa Mindy.  Get your shoes off of it.

[Hangin Out]

Zack gaslights Mindy .. she walks away .. then invites him over to look at pictures. Wtf?

[gonecrackers]

Zach accuses Mindy of being dishonest so they're mulling over the wedding album together. They're mind fucking the whole audience now.

[VioletNevermind]

Mindy is pretty much bringing this stuff upon herself at this point.  And if I were Mindy, this so-called “friend” of hers would need to watch her back.  Sounds like Mindy needs to do a full-scale review of the people in her life.

And yeah, Zach is a PSYCHOPATH.  Full stop. 

Edited March 12, 2020 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Straycat80]

It’s depressing watching Zach and Mindy. He’s gaslighting her. She’s being a wimp. I want to reach thru my TV and slap both of them upside their heads. 
So is something going on with friend Lyndsey? Mindy, she is NOT your friend. These two...Gah! 

[Ohwell]

At this point, Zach and Mindy are actually funny.

Mindy:  You ARE dumb!

[Brooklynista]

Derek is dead to me for wearing a baseball hat indoors. Backwards at that. Igh.

[LennieBriscoe]

WTH is Katie's problem with Derek's Bucket List? Man, she is a wet blanket even in the imagination!