S01.E06: Under the Knife LIVE CHAT

[7EasyPayments]

LOLOLOLOLOL

It's real, bitch !!!!!!!!!!

The funniest thing yet !! LOLOLOL 🤣

[WonTon]

Just now, Ivylady said:

Enemasthesia? Did I hear that correctly? 

So she's getting an enema too? Ewwww!🤢

[Pepper Mostly]

Well, looks like talking with her sister really helped a lot....oh wait.

[SunnyBeBe]

I’d cry too. That bypass is brutal.

[Pepper Mostly]

And Tammy splayed out on the couch like a beached whale. Jesus Christ. 

[ShortyMac]

She said ER instead of OR...

[mmecorday]

Can Tammy at least have liposuction to remove that fat from her forehead?

[WonTon]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And Tammy splayed out on the couch like a beached whale. Jesus Christ. 

I really feel sorry for TLC camera people. Whatever they pay them - it's not enough.

[SunnyBeBe]

I’ve known a couple of people who died a few years after their bypass. Never were healthy afterwards. I’ve known some that did ok though. The bypass will mean that Amy will most certainly lose and keep it off. It’s pretty intense.

[TwirlyGirly]

3 minutes ago, Ivylady said:

Enemasthesia? Did I hear that correctly? 

No. Anamasthesia (according to closed captioning).

There's no such thing as an Amy & Tammy to English dictionary (yet), so closed captioning is a necessity when viewing this...er...program.

[SunnyBeBe]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Can Tammy at least have liposuction to remove that fat from her forehead?

I read that it’s sort of like a birth defect. The fat adds to though. These two may need skin surgery on their face!

[Pepper Mostly]

No amount of surgery can fix those faces. 

[RedDelicious]

Amy’s fat deposit appears to be on the back of her head 😬

She seems like a good person though and she was crying for real, I think the tears just got a little lost.

Um...is Dr. (not) Now single? Haaaay

[TwirlyGirly]

Roux-en-y gastric bypass...

...is a type of weight-loss surgery that involves creating a small pouch from the stomach and connecting the newly created pouch directly to the small intestine. After gastric bypass, swallowed food will go into this small pouch of stomach and then directly into the small intestine, thereby bypassing most of your stomach and the first section of your small intestine.

Now doesn't that sound super fun?

Edited February 6, 2020 by TwirlyGirly

[ams1001]

I really didn't need to know her underwear status...

[7EasyPayments]

Liquid diet !!!

Melted ice cream and alcohol !!!!! 😂

[Guest]

Tammy's upper arm is eating her elbow.

[Ivylady]

The back of Tammy's arm is bigger than my thigh, and I'm not small. 

[mmecorday]

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Liquid diet !!!

Melted ice cream and alcohol !!!!! 😂

Works for me!

[DC Gal in VA]

Oh Tammy, you weren't denied surgery, you failed miserably to qualify for surgery. There is a difference. And saying she'll be getting surgery in a couple of months? Dream on........

[Guest]

Is Amy doing her narrative interviews with a stunt stomach? Because it's clear she lost a lot of weight in her face so she HAD to have lost in that giant gut, too.

[suev33 3]

All i know is that if I had Tammy's forehead, id have the longest thickest bangs to cover it up.  Yet she wears her hair tight back for some freaking reason...ugh!

[MrsRopersCaftan]

2 minutes ago, 7EasyPayments said:

Liquid diet !!!

Melted ice cream and alcohol !!!!! 😂

Where do I sign up for this diet?!?!

[ams1001]

They made love...........

wut.

[mmecorday]

Wait, she had sex with Jerry?

[suev33 3]

O.....m.......g.....they made love??!!🤢😱😵

[Ivylady]

Jerry smells the desperation. She had sex with him? Tammy is just full of bad decisions. 

[Guest]

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

 

[Pepper Mostly]

EW EW EW I DO NOT NEED TO HEAR THIS! 

[ShortyMac]

GROSS! Bragging about hickeys and doing the nasty!

[RedDelicious]

WAIT WHAT 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

🤮

[Ivylady]

Just now, ams1001 said:

They made love...........

wut.

I'm so trashy because my first thought was "How? How does that work?"

[rocketinu]

They made love? How does that work? Did he roll her in flour and look for the wet spot?

[non sequitur]

I can't.

[DC Gal in VA]

Soooooo Tammy and her internet beau "made love!?" Excuse me while I try to get as drunk as WonTon AND throw up in my mouth. ...............

[Ivylady]

Dr. Procter does not look amused. Glad he's politely chewing her out. 

[LookABird]

Their mother is vile.

[Guest]

Why is that bitch mother dressed up like Appalachian Dracula?

[Pepper Mostly]

She's copping to a couple of bites of a breakfast burrito. so she nommed down a burrito. Maybe two. This chica is not losing any weight. 

[RedDelicious]

I mean, not to be gross but HOW?

[ShortyMac]

Amy eating solid food when she's on a strict liquid diet!!!!!!!!! She's more stupid than I thought.

[Minivanessa]

Jeez, Amy, this isn't a fucking joke. She's trying to be cute and laugh when telling the doctor how she ate solid food just after the surgery. I can't with this idiot.

[MrsRopersCaftan]

"We made love"

*if I knew how the hell to insert a barfing gif there would be one right here but I have the stupid and can't figure it out*

Edited February 6, 2020 by MrsRopersCaftan
technologically challenged

[suev33 3]

2 minutes ago, Ivylady said:

I'm so trashy because my first thought was "How? How does that work?"

Same here!!

[DC Gal in VA]

Aaaaaaand she huffed and puffed and blew......... well let's just nevermind what she blew!

[mmecorday]

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Appalachian Dracula

Coming soon to the Discovery Channel.

[7EasyPayments]

1 minute ago, RedDelicious said:

I mean, not to be gross but HOW?

Don't make me think about it !!!!!!!!!!!! 😉         🤣

[ams1001]

2 minutes ago, MrsRopersCaftan said:

"We made love"

*if I knew how the hell to insert a barfing gif there would be one right here but I have the stupid and can't figure it out*

[Guest]

You know, I can sorta kinda understand Jerry's interest in obese women -- but TAMMY? Like, setting aside her size, she is vile in every imaginable way. 

[Minivanessa]

So Tammy's going to "double down" on the diet. 🤣

Oh, FFS, has she even STARTED the diet???

Edited February 6, 2020 by Jeeves