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"You're gonna get the beat seat in the clubhouse! And we paid Matt Harvey $7,500 to be your footstool!!!!" Unless Thor winds up leaving, the trade doesn't make much sense. Maybe Brodie thinks the team can make a run for the wild card? ETA: Mets have made a deal, sending out . . . Jason Vargas. They get a minor league catcher. Yeah, I dunno.

Longs like Langris is hooked up to the juice of . . . whatever those jerks with the generated third eye had. That's a shame . . . Finral might be a putz with women and those he's supposed to be ordering, but he's been dicked harder than any other Black Bull, save for Asta and Noelle. I laughed hard see that. I really did. Sekke materializes after Finral (literally) took him off the board, and he winds up in the bathroom of the Black Bulls. With Yami on the toilet. Seriously, Sekke is tiresome. I mean, buttmonkeys are great, but he just sucks. Ha ha.

At least we got to see pictures of foxes unenthusiastically mating. What does the fox say? I’m not sure, but it’s probably muttered with rolled eyes. That is fucking depressing, isn’t it? At least Bojo can spin, at the low cost of losing his dignity. His existence as someone in a position of great power is more appalling than the thought of Hugh Grant in United 93 in full-on romcom mode.

WatchMojo ranks the show's most awkward moments.

WatchMojo ranks epic moments from the anime. There's stuff post-timeskip and beyond, in case you don't want to be spoiled.

Is this the Mets basically being the Mets? Maybe this is Brodie throwing darts to make deals? Took a long nap. Missed the Pirates scoring four runs in the ninth, almost beating the Mets. I guess the bullpen wanted to catch up from not getting a chance to screw up last night.

Headline: "YANKS LOSE 3RD STRAIGHT IN BOSTON" Underneath: "Matz Gets 5-Hit Shutout Win; Mets Fans Enjoy Feeling While It Lasts"

That’s harsh. Some of ‘em aren’t close to “famewhore” status. And Erik Reichenbach drew one of the covers for the autograph program.

One more episode? Good. It's not that I think this season has been bad, but I'm basically nodding my head the whole time and going wherever the plot goes. And now I can't hate Deke that much because he was actually useful for once. Wait, so Sarge is basically an entity with a shell that looks like Coulson? And maybe the shell is Coulson. *nodding my head* Okay, I can buy that.

I think that's concluding soon. It would make for a viable movie or TV show, but I'd be concerned that people would immediately compare it to Stranger Things due to the Eighties nostalgia. On the other hand, "Four suburban newspaper delivery girls from Ohio keep getting thrown throughout time" is a concept that can stand on its own. *sigh* Naturally, the site where I upload my acquired sketches appears to be down. I've gotten some decent stuff from Cliff Chiang over the years. Nothing too major. Here's what I got when I searched "Cliff Chiang sketch" in my Flickr account.

Someone made an Uravity Yu-Gi-Oh! card, with Uraraka in place of Dark Magician Girl.

LEAD: "Mets Pull Off Rare Feat, Give degrom Four Runs In First Inning!" In my head: "Yeah, but they didn't score for the next seven innings. Jacob was probably all, 'You don't have to wait until I give up runs for you to start scoring again!'" I keep checking ESPN on trade rumors. I really don't want Noah Syndergaard to be dealt. I mean, it's something that needs to be done to ensure the Mets have a future, but it's still a bit sad. I read that the Twins are interested. Now I'm imagining the team in Minneapolis last week, having Thor on a leash and asks if he likes the field that he could run around on.

Here we go. Hello, spontaneous human combustion as anime!

I think she has always had that.

Funny115: The Sage of Purple Kelly. Me? I’m wondering why I watch this show after reading this. Only thing missing was Probst dragging her while she slept, throwing her into the water to get her even colder. I had no idea about her experience. And now I feel like a dick for not knowing.

Man gets caught trying to smuggle cocaine underneath a toupee. My first thought: "What, he didn't think of making a cast made of the stuff?" He wouldn't have needed the body cast like Pam did.

Los Espookys is getting a second season. I'm thinking a lot of people saw that coming. Including Tati. She sees time differently than us, you know. I think it was good as far as Friday Night HBO goes. The shifting subtitles get easier to read, and you get used to the weirdness within the weirdness.

Looks like Archer is getting closer to reality . . . or whatever passes for it. Woodhouse coming back was really jarring. I'm hoping we don't get to see him much next week, in the sense that I think voice clips from his late VA (George Coe) were used. Hate to imagine Adam Reed cutting up dialogue and give us a Woodhouse that talked like Chef in his final episode of South Park.* Since when is a sweater dress and boots considered slutty? Still it kinda felt nice to see the "regular" versions of the cast. Not that they strayed too far from their tropes. Of course a cube of unknown origin would inhale Cheryl's head and hold her there for a few minutes. Of course no one would give a crap that Ray shot Cyril in the foot. And, of course, Archer starts to crack/uncrack when TV's Michael Grey pops in unexpectedly. *Real quick for those not into South Park . . . Isaac Hayes took exception to the creators attacks on Scientology, so he bailed. In "Chef's Back!" the character returned to South Park . . . only he was now under the thrall of a club of child molesters in an extremely paper-thin parody of Scientology. Matt & Trey wound up going through Isaac's past performances on the show, and wound up cutting up the lines and reforming them into something horrific.

Team Four Star wraps up their abridgement of their abridgement of the Cell arc: Gotta love the song chosen to replace "My Way" for Cell.

Isn’t his show going to follow TDS starting next week?

No teaser for Fire Force, but this just popped up:

From HISHE: how Steve should have returned the stones

I have to ask: is "dude" a word used in England? At all?!? I'm guessing that is the case, and then the American West transformed it into something else, followed by the surfer community . . . but hearing the future Prime Minister say it? It's jarring. Even more jarring: Boris Johnson in any position of power.

Cano: I just had a breakthrough! Callaway: We can use good news. Cano: If I hustle, I get hurt. But if I homer, I can go as slow as I want. Ehhh? Ehhhhhhhh??? Callaway: Tell that to the guy in the on deck circle. But yeah, that could work. (Cano hits three home runs, driving in all of the Mets’ runs) Callaway: Awright! We’re still a disaster area, but we came back to make our fans happy! Edwin? Diaz: Yeah? Callaway: Could you wrap this up without giving everyone not wearing a Padres jersey heartburn? Diaz: What do you think? Callaway: That’s what I thought. (looking into book titled How To Get To Your Car When You Tried To Douse The Fire With Gasoline . . . For, Like, The Thousandth Time)

I don't really blame him. Yoarashi (thanks, Google!) mistook his cold intensity for the arrogance of his father. "He shoved you when you wanted an autograph? Top this: Endeavor basically picked my mother to be his mare, and he broke her in the process. See the burn under my eye? She had an 'episode' and scalded me with hot water. But yes, holding a grudge over a shove is extremely justified on your part." I know, Todoroki wouldn't say that, but you knew he was thinking it. Great that he and Yoarashi were able to use their Quirks to halt Gang Orca, even as they were both subdued. I like the planning committee. "Okay, so All Might is no more, and Endeavor is now the number-one hero." "We can't have that. The guy's an asshole." "Agreed. Flaming facial hair can only mask him being a dick for so long." And the really funny thing? endeavor is pissed off by this development, because he didn't want to get the top spot by All Might getting permanently wrecked on TV.