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At this point, Probst could just throw a dart, and whoever gets nailed leaves the game. That’s what it feels to me.

Probst probably would have pulled Adam’s pants down and laugh if he could.

How hard will the EoE residents try not to laugh around Adam? Because he just cratered tonight.

. . . aaaaaaaaaaand dud. That’s funny no matter who goes for it. And Probst is dragging Adam over the coals.

“. . . Bueller?”

Waiting for Ben to slam his hat down and rush Adam.

New motto for the logo: “Endurance, Puzzles, Gossip”

Heeeeeeeeere we go. 🙄

Why don’t they go into study groups? That’s what’ll happen anyway. 🤷‍♂️

Minimum, now I know how to pronounce “fleur de lis.”

Had a rough time out. Went to get fast food too late. Chinese would be the default, but . . . you know. So you’ll understand if I want to punch Probst in the mouth. 50/50 coin? Kinky!

“Well, we can’t have hot and mentally dinged people this summer. Say, what’s this film canister with all of the cobwebs?” At least the season will air. And I’d bitch about the possibility of TAR not being eligible for the Emmys, but stuff like that has gone out the window. ETA: Actually, I think the article is more about speculation, or at least when it comes to how CBS would handle summer programming.

Anyone else watching? I think we're in the middle of filler related to one of the movies, what with the improved animation. Something something attacked village, Kabuto using Resurrection Jutsu, and a kid one-shots Naruto in the balls. Y'know, filler.

Toonami returns the week after the DBZA marathon . . . and it's been shortened to a three-hour block. Apparently, SAO wrapped up. I have no clue what happens when DSKNY wraps up.

I'd be surprised if there's any TAR. The pandemic seems fond of flipping over tables, and that includes reality television. While Survivor has its next two seasons cast already (so I've heard), they've postponed production. Big Brother would probably be delayed even if every person involved was cleared and lived on-location . . . and that would include the crew as well as the cast. I'm not trying to be negative about TAR for its own sake. I just can't see how a show based on global travel would be able to rebound even if things come remotely back to being normal. Seeing TAR32 would be nice, though. And CBS is probably going to have a swath of programming open up soon.

Who is your team? Last I checked, the Congressman for Staten Island (and Bay Ridge, Brooklyn) was working on keeping the Baby Bombers . . . but, well, you know what's been happening. Also, he just deployed with the National Guard to set up field hospitals. I'd like to think MLB would put contraction on the back burner . . . but I'm a pessimist by nature.

Brooks Robinson? I have the game on mute, and I think he was in the booth.

Anyone else keeping up with the Invasion of the Elves? Great stuff. Gordon is actually speaking above a mumble! Oh, and King Whashisface hasn't heard that Julius gotten killed. He would probably shit himself to death.

By which you mean the two meatheads that seldom contribute, yes? I like Soma. I don't think he's a Gary Stu. He's just a kid that will pop back up if you knock him down. Yeah, he did manage to get the hang of an infinity-starred French restaurant's soft open, but it took him five days.

Man, the Moment of Zen pissed me off. If you missed it, the theme was "Heroes of the Pandumbic." Basically, it was every right-wing asshole you can imagine dismissing Coronavirus over the past few months. That includes ridicule from Hannity and the president . . . and at the end, they're both all, "Well, we've been taking this seriously the entire time." Sadly, neither Hannity nor any of those fuckwads are reporting from populated beaches. I don't think I went too far. People like that are beyond exasperating.

. . . aaaaaaaaaaaand the season is being delayed. My last post was before the Bad Times. If things pick up, maybe we could get an animated short featuring Cheryl undergoing quarantine.

I'm still getting profile suggestions from OKC. I mean . . . I could reply to profiles, but even if there's bonding, meeting would be problematic. That's why I had talked about the possibility of an online relationship . . . because the traditional dating tropes (e.g.: movies, dinner) are now highly discouraged, and one of us could fail ill. And even if the impact isn't that great . . . it doesn't feel like the odds are good for something long-lasting and physical; "Physical" meaning "basic touching" these days. Apologies for the negativity. I stopped temping two weeks ago because the city was becoming an epicenter, and I'm getting increasingly worried that someone I know will eventually get hit.

Savaging of an ultra-right wing media group that performs open oral on the president at press conferences? Once again, John Oliver shines a light on the cockroaches of the world. OANN suuuuuuuuuucks. And their Chanel is Worst Chanel. Honestly, Chanel from Ridiculousness gets some hate (mostly for her laugh), but she doesn’t need to be slapped hard like Ms. Word-Of-The-Day. Seeing her “working” at the briefings, I wonder if attendance is really worth not smacking her with shoes. Does Don Jr’s wife look like Melania? Also: of course they’d love Tiger King and take away the wrong lessons. Aside from Disney World, is there any reason to visit Florida? And John shows more awkward photos of himself. Always a treat. 👍

Anyone else watching the reruns these days on Adult Swim? They’ve been airing the sixth season recently. I’m watching “Rapacity in Blue,” with Monarch’s frightening “Jedi Cave” moment. I’ll have to remember to post sketches I’ve gotten over the years based off the show.

Shot in the dark . . . did anyone else see the new episode that aired this past April Fool’s Day? Apparently, we’ll be getting new episodes in the summer.