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Erik brings up tokens again . . . Is Yul supposed to look remotely sinister? Ever? Even him staring into the fire in a contemplative manner might be a bit overkill. Seriously, though, Erik is killing it this season.

Why do I have a sinking feeling that not only will Rob win his way back into the game, he would be "allowed" to bring Amber with her? Yeah, I know, that won't happen . . . but between my current mood and Probst's eternal boner for his beloved "Boston Rob," it's an hard image to scrub from my mind.

Me: I need a distraction. Sandra: Yeah, I ain’t winning. I’m out. Me: But what about your rep?!? What about your fans?!? Sandra: If they like me, they’ll respect that I didn’t jerk them around by pretending to mull things over. Me: Crap. Oh, they’re looking for fire tokens! Tyson: I got one! Me: Argh. Rob: Yeah, I got three, but I ain’t tellin’ these jamokes that! Well, maybe Ambah . . . Wendell: I’m not fond of Michele. Michele: I’m not fond of Wendell. Nick: I am so down to being the third Stooge for Adam and Ben. Yul: Hmmmm. Well, this is going to be an interesting v- Michele/Nick/Wendell: It’s you. Yul: Serves me right for being smart, I guess. I still got one more title than Ozzy. Ozzy: (sobs softly into his hair) CBS: We now return you to the fucked-up reality going on now. Me: Yaaaaaay. CBS: And we’re not even thinking of airing the season of TAR that’s in the can. Me: Of course not.

Good thing I’m numb right now, or this episode would have really hurt!

To review: Sandra quit, Rob got three tokens, and Yul got voted off. Fuck.

. . . meanwhile, there’s an entire season of The Amazing Race on the shelf, and I’m betting most of the people involved aren’t as infuriating. Hey, there are bits of corn in the icing!

Oh, you shysty motherfuckers.

Probst wants to wrap this up . . . Rob spent two tokens for a lap dance from Probst, and he hates waiting.

Think of them as the cigarettes in the prison that is Survivor.

To review: Michele and Wendell are quarreling, Nick is a rube . . . and I’m thinking Yul is too smart for this game.

Nick: “Yul is a dangerous player. He’s got an IQ above 110. How can any of us compete with that?!?”

It would be the diarrhea icing on the shit cake we’ve been eating for the past few weeks.

I never thought of that. At this point, why not? Maybe that was the only way Ulong could’ve saved one of their own in Palau.

At least Wendell still remembers he has to get Probst’s attention before completing a puzzle. 🤷‍♂️

Is that what happens when the deck is stacked to give male players more of a chance? There must have been an unaired challenge. No reactions to Pavarti and Sandra getting voted out.

*sigh* At least I’m feeling distracted right now. That’s a plus, right?

Adam and Ben need a Curly/Shemp to complete the act.

People slowly losing weight, Denise puts on 500 lb. of pure ego. . . . I don’t blame her, but still . . .

I’m a bit behind. Did Tyson buy a second jar of peanut butter? Sad thought about last week: Russell probably busted both nuts seeing Pavarti and Sandra getting voted off. Tony is still a dork. Okay, then.

Rob got three fire tokens. Yaaaaaaaaaay. Honestly, while I know everything is on the up-and-up, I can’t get rid of the image of a cameraman leading Rob to each token.

Seriously, Sandra, didn’t you think of the fans?!? I mean, I understand the move, but she’s now subject to be on the same list as the likes of Osten and Naonka.

Great. All the crap I got, and now I gotta read through an infinite amount of “Sandra sucks” for the next few months.

Oh, right. Two insane Councils last week.

And if the episode is anything like this tweet, it should be straight fire.

Has there been a time where a top pitcher from the Mets had Tommy John surgery? Given the state of the world, I’d say this news came at the right time. Anyone else thinking the Phillie Phanatic is getting off so hard finding out about that? Speaking of the Phanatic . . . this is for anyone who doesn’t watch Last Week Tonight. This is from several weeks ago. Enjoy!