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TLC tweeted that Jason is 38 and Cassia is 22. LOL.

When Danielle went to that website where desperate women go fish for scammers, instead of say, match.com, tinder or hellocupid, she knew what she was getting into; the same scam that Angie had fallen for. She knew she didn't have to look nice on the picture, dazzle with witty conversation, or an put effort into an actual adult relationship with depth (that she'd be incapable of), she only needed US citizenship and the willingness to wire money over. She knew that with this single trump card, beznessmen would fall over each other to "win her over." She's not going to rise above anything. When this sham marriage fails and Mo deploys all the hate and misery he's capable of mustering, she's going to go right back to do it again. She's not going to be some sugar mama, she's unemployed, in debt, with 3 teenage daughters and might have been involved in credit card fraud.

On starcasm: Guest - I did find on there home town website she has been tn trouble with credit card frauds. Danielle that is. A man named robert varney at the tune of 15,000 dollars was listed in the report. So ya it does look like something is not right. Ishouldknow (who sounds suspiciously like Danielle) - In Norwalk Ohio you can not go on line you physically have to go in to look at or get records or reports that disclosure names in the report Angie get shit straight your so dam jealous cause of what happened to you going on all these sites when your suppose to be a friend

Except that if he does marry Danielle, he is going have to turn suddenly cruel on her. That's how the bezness goes. The "nice and polite" act is going to drop.

If it paid any, Jason wouldn't have to be married to daddy, and buying cheap ass used furniture wouldn't be such a struggle.

Yes! Yes! I think I heard one mumble "you're ugly" and the other answered something along the lines of "your ass is fat." Trained Shakesperian actresses finally!

JJ's Joy In Life: The defendant's witness started out with every intention of obfuscating JJ but she was in fine form and he was no match for her. He is now inducted to the JJ Hall of Fame of Crumbling Witnesses - I don't recall JJ ever having so much fun. The defendant himself was a used-car selling, scamming drug-addled lowlife who was forced to reveal at least some of his criminal history in front of 10 million people. I was very glad that my favorite judge made that poor plaintiff whole. I loved how the con man spread the blame on everyone in the hallterview: "it was just a business deal gone bad!" Yeah, because of YOU, moron! Shirley Temple: Just like JJ doesn't often rule in favor of women in cases of domestic violence, she is rarely sympathetic with parents that sue their own children. This car repo/rental/repair case was a hot mess but I couldn't fathom why a parent wouldn't thrilled that their child is saving money, and decide to launch a lawsuit. Shirley Temple looked like she spent a lot of money on her hair, and the mother didn't look like she was deprived, either. So, why? Mother was a loser. Next half hour is a trifecta! Barrack Racket: Wow. Unbelievable. Two women with a total of 5 children, and one's income-less mother, get together to rent a house and enter into a ghastly living arrangement. The defendant brought up the pity card that her husband was deployed in Afghanistan at least twice, but she got no love from me since she got the younger woman to pay for security, her first 2 weeks' rent, and the whole rent of the following months while being sketchy about paying her back ever because stupid reasons. No shit the plaintiff moved out after that. Then she had the nerve to counterclaim for moving expenses? She can go to hell in a hand basket. Anime Raccoon: A mother is suing the boyfriend of her adult daughter (an anime raccoon) for her pregnancy & delivery medical bills. LOL. If he had given her the clap or genital warts, would she be suing for the tests and the antibiotics, too? And if you do have insurance, don't use it: The defendant admitted multiple times that she was responsible for the accident. She claims she was insured and paid the plaintiff some money... but then later she wanted to claim with the "insurance now?" I think she actually didn't have insurance, got it after the fact, and probably wanted to scam the insurance and pretend the accident happened at a later date.

I can't get the link to the wedding dress... does anyone have it? I'm in Canada too... maybe you're in a better province!

"Money? She has scammed more people out of money including people to keep Mohamed here than you can imagine! She's a crook!"

So we have cut off utilities, evictions, no sex, already separated and Mo hitting on his temporary hostess and her daughter, Dani's son and Mo beating each other up and the police being called... As I predicted, Mo made her life miserable to avoid her sexual demands and intense clinging. And she's trying to get a co-sponsor for him, still? He's still stringing her along somehow, LOL.

I did. http://www.gofundme.com/childrenneedfamily

Thanks for the warning, I will studiously avoid this.

The placebo effect!

Did anyone notice in the Charlie Sheen case, how the girlfriend on his side jumped off the chair? It looked like she was itching to beat someone up.

But since Clara always saved the Doctor in every incarnation (I'm new to the show), didn't Missy choose very poorly?

That's what I understood, and it totally made no sense. There is no other explanation?

Please please please can the bar skank be Danielle's bridesmaid?

Mohammed is probably not interested in the particular of the "wedding" - he must be disgusted with the whole charade. My gut tells me that if he goes through with it, he will be very harsh, aloof, strict, even mean with her. She'll be in the dog house the whole time. Then he will break free, she will be grateful, if considerably impoverished by the ordeal, and on to the next stupid decision. I hope her daughters will have moved on the other side of the continent by then. Oh yeah, it's not uncommon in the "bezness" for a the man to say he wants to bring in his "sister" in America, which turns out to be his real girlfriend.

"I am not going to go there" - Phew, OMG, phew, a bullet was dodged. Thank you JJ for saving us a traumatizing peek into the lives of these self-serving perverts and their sordid porno-photographic evidence. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So Many Exes - Blerch, so the ex-GF lied to the police about him shoving her and he ended up in the big house, but having his ex-ex-GF always coming over with the daughter and flipping the ex-GF should be grounds for arrest in my America. Lease Release - pretty boring except for the hallterview where the defendant repeated at least six times "I have nothing to say" and then the editing monkeys showed her exiting in a flash. Pteeeew! Whoosh! Hilarious! Angeleque "Slit Eyes" and her Bra - That see-through shirt the plaintiff was wearing was a truly gorgeous shade of coral that looked fabulous on her. I also enjoyed seeing her bra with the black straps and the good quality black and white lace on the cups. I wonder how many soap bars the defendants would yield if rendered.

LOL sorry, sometimes you don't get to choose your ambassadors! I'm glad that Norwalk has high schools and fire stations. I was wrong! I guess metropolitan Doha on the Persian Gulf and Tunisian tourist resorts on the Mediterranean have nothing on this sweet bit of Ohio paradise.

I know the bar skank was a setup, but the actress' performance was beyond the call of duty and she should earn an Emmy for it if there is Justice. I enjoyed her tremendously. I hope she's back every week. Don't give up, girl, he hasn't said NO!

Yeah but we've been through this already, once was enough. I FF'd a lot last week, I don't need to watch polygamists put out puppet shows for the TLC cameras, no thank you.

He's not that smart, in the additional clips on the TLC website, he speaks with his sisters and evaluates the chances of Mo taking off as a mere 25%. Here are my odds: Odds that Mo will go through with the charade until he gets the green card, 0.99 Odds that Mo will make Danielle's life worse than hell to stop the ridiculous clinging, 0.99 Odds that Mo will consummate the marriage if it occurs, 0.000001 Odds that Mo will part with anything more than chump change to support Danielle and her daughters if he gets a job, 0.00000001 Odds that Mo considers this a real marriage, 0.0000000000001 Odds of a divorce if this abomination goes through, 1

Ping Pong Pork - I hate it when people buy an animal from a breeder and the breeder attaches all kinds of conditions post purchase, like forcing you to feed your cat a raw diet, not allowing you to declaw it, or if you come to your sense and regret enslaving yourself to a dog, you can't rehome the smelly beast yourself. I'm reminded of Michael Moore's movie "Pets or Meat" - now that was the right attitude. If you buy a pet, it should be your choice to keep feeding it, or eat it. This porcine pig breeder was the worst. First, she sold the pig to one Jessica in Wyoming, sight unseen. Jessica could have been living in a veritable sty for all she knew! Lovely Jessica's purchase was a foolish one, because it cost her $1000 and the next month, she didn't bring home enough bacon and she couldn't make rent. In a hurry, she posted an ad on craigslist and sold the pig to a guy who drove a hard bargain down to $225. He got instructions on how to take care of the pig (I hope there was a recipe for BBQ sauce) and the name of the breeder if he had questions. When he called the breeder he got the third degree from her about how much he paid for the pig (you have to freeze frame the supplied document to get the details) and she saw a business opportunity. She decided the pig was still hers and she was going to buy it from the new family for $225 and sell it to some people on her pig/ham waiting list somewhere in Canada, where it would have been glazed with maple syrup. The new owner wouldn't abide, hence this stupid lawsuit. Two Tweekers and a Cat: JJ threw that one out when she found out that the plaintiff was suing another person in another court for the theft of the same items. The hallterview was adorable with the defendant, obviously high, advising us all not to hire people like her to house sit. I'm going to write that one down. Three cases after that. I'll skip the first one because it's over a couch, washer and dryer. Standard fare. Eyeball-Eating Pitbull: Oh my, those were some gruesome injuries, but not as gruesome as the depraved, responsibility-dodging owner of Jaws of Death. Of course, the cretin who chose to own this wicked beast couldn't be bothered to get homeowners insurance. Now we're used to the common excuses, each defendant in these cases will pick one or two, but this mule was rattling off excuses in every direction. The dog wasn't there eating her neighbor's eyeball because it was secure in her garage, then after some prodding the dog was screened in, then with more prodding the dog was able to open the sliding door, but that was only because the neighbor had tantalized the saintly pitbull by placing her ridiculously tiny sissy dog in a dog food bowl with the pitbull's name on it. According to the defendant, the plaintiff misread the pitbull's cues and deserved to be half-eaten. Next time keep your reactions in check! Otherwise you could make that gentle canine lamb go off on you like a demon from hell. Friendly Wicket, Fake Tickets: - Aw c'mon, I wanted to know what concert these losers were paying hundreds of dollars to see. The only interesting thing here is that JJ decided that the defendant's friends did not get in the concert according to his own text message, while in the hallterview the plaintiffs admitted that the defendant's friends actually did get in. They must watch the show... if it looks like you're winning... shut up!

If that picture was from "Cedar Point' - a US location, then he's probably still here. However there is something that made him very angry in mid-September but it's not clear what.