Toaster Strudel

I would die happy if Martin Short were to return as a host, his 2012 Xmas special was the best episode ever.

I hope Clara takes an early maternity leave from the Tardis.

The way Rock was carrying on about the Boston Marathon, I thought the punchline would not be that you get to the end of it to be told to "RUN!" but to have your feet blown off. That's where I thought he was heading. Even if he ultimately didn't say it, he made me think it. I cringed a lot.

Che mumbles and stumbles. Let him write, keep him off camera.

I was so happy when the Doctor told Clarrrrah to Go To Hell. At last!

This one? https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=733649250029768&set=pb.100001541005065.-2207520000.1414857672.&type=3&src=https%3A%2F%2Fscontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-xpa1%2Fv%2Ft1.0-9%2F10487286_733649250029768_4501722189408914025_n.jpg%3Foh%3D5f6705291a046159f5a15750c6797071%26oe%3D54F863C3&size=960%2C717 She's close to being the slimmest person in that shot...

He is laughing at all the fat people, the shitty jingoistic parade, the ugliness of the main street. This fellow comes from Tunisia and Qatar which are beautiful places both in nature, history, architecture, and art. He has never seen anything so disgusting in his life.

I was thinking more in the line of mocking Americans. We know he's absolutely not into Danielle, so the big ass fetish looks like a very long shot. Some profile pictures simply state "I am a Muslim" that is why I think he hates Americans enough to exploit Danielle for money and has nothing for contempt for her and his hosts. He will take the money though.

If you scroll down forever, one of his old profile picture says: IF YOU ARE RICH I AM SINGLE

True, except to photograph a lot of big asses, a lot of them from behind (oh hey a pun), the local pizza joint that looked like a double wide, and the world's most boring parade. Look at those dumb Americans with their bags of flags, huge keisters, and watching a slow moving police car crawling down Dump Street and three teens with drums pretending to be a marching band!

On his FB page. Check the "photo" tab.

Thinking about the photos that Mohamed took during the July 4 parade from Nowheresbutt Ohio, I couldn't help but feel these were snapped with a spirit of making a mockery of the whole thing. Not criticizing because I would have done the same thing, only worse, had I attended the event.

Can't he sit alone with a pint of Ben & Jerry's, watch JJ and go for a nap, and take care of himself that way a few hours every day?

Big guy in wheelchair came as close as humanly possible to admitting to swindling the government of wages destined to his helpers. JJ caught him red handed. Of course he signed the hours to a relative. Maybe even split the money! He couldn't sign Obi Wan's time sheets because those hours were already spoken for. Mr Strudel and I were puzzled as to why he needed pretty much a full time helper.

LOL if he changes his name, how is Danielle going to take the food out of her children's mouths to write him checks? It seems like an unnecessary hurdle...

A woman sues a man for damages resulting from assault and battery. This is JJ. You know this isn't going to go well for the woman. Her story was barbecued, grilled, turned over, basted, and pricked with a meat thermometer. His was boiled for 5 minutes. 90% of the time, when there is an assault, JJ rules for the man. The women never seem to behave rationally enough to be believed when they get beaten, so they get smacked in court, too.

teebax, I knew you'd come through and enlighten us on this very rare situation of litigants having insurance on JJ! Thanks!

Prince is still alive?

Today: Your Claim Denied In 15 Minutes Or Less: What shitty insurance doesn't pay for someone's physical injuries? So what if he was speeding at night and weaving between cars, they chose to insure him, they should pay. Someone should pay. They were both insured! They must have been aristocrats, barons or higher. I hope you all said a prayer for me to keep my temper cool when you heard the plaintiff blurt out "rate of speed." Preppy blue blood defendant even took responsibility for his actions. What a noble, almost fully-insured, upper-cruster. He should give seminars on civic responsibility to the other litigants, especially the dog-owning types. The Intervention Crew Was Waiting In The Hallterview: Never have I been so certain that a litigant had shot up heroin in JJ's bathrooms moments before walking down the court hall. Her eye movements were sluggish and she was fighting their will to roll up in their orbits. When she said in the hallterview that her problems started when the boyfriend Bald Billy Bob Thornton moved in, it corroborated the landlady's claims that she was trying to get clean, and he led her right back to to the needle. It's a good thing the audience was short, or she would have started to get the "super flu" and puke all over the carafe.

Probably the Persian Gulf, LOL.

Whaaat? She's been scammed before on that same website? Fools will be fools. She can't afford shoes for her kids but a plane ticket to Qatar? No prob! What a cretin she is.

Today: Sploding Gas Rental: This was boring until we find out that while the plaintiff went on craigslist looking for cheap legal assistance, some scammers took the information to extort $725 from the landlords. Texting lawyers, LOL. Baytches Bay Crayzay!!! Meh, the plaintiffs probably had as much 'tude as the defendant, but it was pretty obvious that JJ had no love at all for the latter.

I believe he's an Qatar. Danielle needs a co-sponsor because she doesn't have the assets/income necessary to be a sponsor all by herself - that's my best guess.

She posted all these sob writings on stock photo backgrounds in mid-September about not loving people as much as you say do do and other crap. So she probably wisened up - but not for long. Now that he's exiled himself in Qatar, he's probably putting the charm on again to scam her out of money and immigration sponsorship.

That was really booorrrrrinnng... almost as boring as the Browns. I FF'd a lot.