Toaster Strudel

WOW deep - a rare blend of pretension, ignorance, and being seduced by one's own trivial "epiphanies."

He's going to need every bit of jiu-jitsu he's ever learned to get her off him!

If you Google this: "danielle jbali" meetme There is even more flirting, however, her name is now replaced by Anonymous. It's just that Google remembers longer.

Oh mah gawd! At least she has learned a bit of a lesson, and she's trying to rob the cradle locally with men miles out of her league. That's progress. I believe it was earlier in this very thread that I wagered she'd be back cougaring up the foreigners.

Today: The Meth Wanderer: JJ nailed that one, that tall, moon-faced plaintiff had a crush on the meth-mouthed squatter and had deaf mom pay for his dental work with no expectations of repayment. I hope JJ was sarcastic when she scolded him about poor dental hygiene in his childhood, he only had one central incisor left, and it's probably shaky. She had to know that the tooth that couldn't be removed for being "too small" was probably rotted by massive meth consumption. Lady Werewolf Sets Canines Free: I totally get why the plaintiff wanted to release her brethren pack mates. No amount of perming will hide how wiry her hair gets on the full moon. Ah-woooooo!

I think not introducing your bride to your family and insisting on elopement is a big red honking flag. Protecting her - that's exactly what he was trying to do. SHE pushed to meet the family. SHE pushed for Justin to speak to Marth Vader after the pool party fiasco. Now SHE's pushing for Marth Vader and her Storm Troopers to attend the wedding. Oh he tried, he really tried.

Got it, thanks.

A-HA! That's a new page with her married name. I guess it's temporary, LOL.

Hey. Family abuse is a complex and difficult forest in which it is very easy to lose one's way. It is very challenging to explain abuse to people. They have sympathy for victims that make the news, but when they are faced with a victim in real life, the sympathy is for the poor, poor mother. You cannot overestimate how much people are resistant to the idea that mothers are abusive. You can tell someone that you were regularly abandoned in public places as a 6 year old, that your mother would encourage your father to beat you and neglected to buy you the clothes and school supplies she could comfortably afford, while your sibling was covered in gifts, outings and privileges, and all you will get is: "but she's your mother" - exactly what that credulous dimwit Evelin would say. And for all the "well-meaning" family members trying to stitch victims and abusers back together in one harmonious quilt, they always seem to consider that the abuser is the victim, and will take their side. Yes, it's that objectionable to try to escape your parents when you are an adult. This is what Justin is dealing with, the poor man is in a torture chamber. He tried to hang on to something that he felt was NOT dysfunctional, something that was foreign and untainted, something that could be his. But Marth Vader is trying to take this away from him, and Evelin is dragging him back in. That's because she knows why. She wants to continue ignoring it.

She did not express any disapproval of Darth Jennifer during the vicious attack, or when she met with Jason later. She guilted him for not involving his family in "emotions, in love, engagement, talking about marriage." She totally ignored his concerns, his feelings, by telling HIM that HE should "be fair to [his] family, especially Jake and Jenny." That's right. She made Justin the bad guy here. He is the one that was unfair to his family. ESPECIALLY Darth Jennifer and his arrogant brother. She made zero effort trying to understand Justin's point of view and reaching out to him. Instead, she said "Can you understand their point of view?" Again, she is making Justin the BAD GUY. He is the one that must conform to the dysfunctional agenda that she set out for him. That idiot Evelin chimed in "I want Justin to spend more time with Jake" - really. She can't see the intense discomfort Justin feels with his dysfunctional family, when it's painfully obvious? I want to slap her until she does. Then we get into the high octane manipulation. She turns into a weeping victim/waif. "the most important thing that makes me cry (whimpers) is the relationship of my kids, cause you're all I have." Yes. Her golden child Jake and his golden bride Darth Jennifer. Jason is the family scapegoat. It's all his fault, but god forbid he tries to make a run for it and get away from the dysfunction, Marth Vader is going to reel him back with the tears and Jake-the-Enforcer, and Jennifer-the-Pitbull. Next thing you know she's using Evelin as a proxy in her war against Justin, conspiring with her to isolate and break Justin. Justin will have everybody in his world against him. His manipula-mom, his bride, his smug brother, and his angry drunken wife. I wouldn't want to be him.

TL;DR Jason is even stupider than TLC makes him look. The way he objectifies Cassia and uses her as a trophy and trump card in some e-penis competition that he provoked with someone with many times his intellect and accomplishments is disgusting, no one should be surprised anymore that he can't get anyone that gets to see him up close and is not beholden to a citizenship card. I feel VERY sorry for Cassia now. I understand she's trying to make things work with this infantile, superficial moron, but it's not "if" but "when" she's going to leave his pathetic, sorry loser life. Danielle's FB page: https://www.facebook.com/danielle.mullins.39 "404 page not found"

‏@iamthedriving Oh snap? Homie don't play that? Maybe if you didn't still quote In Living Color, you wouldn't have to buy a wife. @hitch4life that means we will compare wifes? Lets do resumes too while we're at it. 23, Brazilian 107 pounds. Top that! Booom! @iamthedriving by the way, reducing a woman down to her weight and ethnicity? You stay classy. #90dayfiance @hitch4life still waiting hotshot! ‏@iamthedriving but you don't have time for this! All those babies in your neighborhood aren't going to touch themselves, creeper. @hitch4life finish what you start pal. You think you're better. Man up Puss! Send over that resume. And pictures @iamthedriving You came to me. You want to compare resumes. That's not my fight. It's your sad little fight against the world. @hitch4life we can do this allll day. Cause i sit around and sell shit on.ebay. back up what you say. Thats all. ‏@iamthedriving It's sad that this is bragging to you. "@hitch4life we can do this allll day. Cause i sit around and sell shit on.ebay..." @hitch4life you started it hotshot. Send your resume and pics. Show me you can talk. Otherwise just a big Wus talking shit, pal @iamthedriving sn't the "prostit" going to get jealous you keep soliciting pics from somebody online? I mean, that's how you met #was it weird for you to buy your wife when she didn't have a "Buy It Now" button like you're used to? @hitch4life still waiting hotshot. Finish your fight, boy! Send over resume and belt notches of hot women that love your company @iamthedriving I'm not the one with a chip on his shoulder and something to prove. Related: I'm sorry about your micro-penis. @hitch4life finish what you start pal. You think you're better. Man up Puss! Send over that resume. And pictures @iamthedriving BTW, I don't have to pay women for their company, so we wouldn't be comparing like values anyway. @hitch4life you have the big mouth. Flapping your gums. Keep flapping. Thats all you have. Enjoy it . Thats your life. Send your resume @iamthedriving Welp, my resume includes a JD, not living with my dad, and not buying a "prostit" for a wife. So far, I'm winning.

I have a fantasy where Danielle's daughters gang up to take her away from FB, delete her profiles, all of them, and unplug her computer.

@hitch4life (Jason Hitch) is having a twitter pissing contest with some lawyer @iamthedriving (W.G. Snuffy Levine). Jason being unfortunately short in the wit and mental speed department, is losing quite spectacularly, much to my delight and appreciation.

More commentary here: http://morningafter.gawker.com/90-day-fiance-gruesome-hail-mary-of-love-1665214136

She completely annihilated her FB page.

I believe someone that's been chatting up Mo too, on FB.

She's probably back on that same website trolling for her next beznessman.

http://danielleandmohamed.tumblr.com/post/103467236830/cheating-allegations-possible-scamming-and-is Found in the comment section: She thinks that if a man is not eager to chimney-sweep her vajayjay, he must be gay? LOL at the thought of him closing his eyes and soldiering on into her hairy trenches in Doha... then coming to America and claiming that being a muslim, he can't do her anymore before marriage? But then again, she's delusional so who knows if he actually did light up her tunnel with his flashlight back in Doha. Like he's going to make any effort to try to "get [her trust] back." He probably trusts her even less than she trusts him. Oy, the delusions.

For your entertainment: http://tvruckus.com/2014/12/01/90-day-fiance-recap-mohamed-tells-danielle-i-cant-stay/

Marth Vader & Darth Jennifer... Grandpa Grandwizard... Liver Lips... Granny Big Panties... winners!

Danielle is more worried about the effect of losing her job on her prospects with Mohamed than the effect on her daughters.

Jason takes Cassia to the golden age early bird breakfast buffet to steal muffins for the week and he spends his time monitoring his ebay feed with that emotion-less, checked out expression on his face. The poor girl looked disgusted and disappointed - and rightly so. What a bore, and a boar. Why is this moron planning to fly to Vegas before pimping his ride with door panels? Where are his priorities? He's fucking 38, he's had plenty of years to lead the bachelor life with strippers and "prostitudds" - he doesn't need to have a last go at it. What are these friends from LA, seeing that he's from the midwest? His WOW guild? I have news for you, Jason, they're not driving from LA to Vegas for your loser stag party. At least Cassia can stand her ground with that imbecile with the flat affect. If she's not comfortable with a stag party, and clearly she isn't and it's a big deal for her... it should case closed, he's not having it. Not that passive-aggressive sulking. The preview for next week has her having a meltdown over accusations that she's difficult... Jason is such an infuriating egotist, he'd make Mother Teresa turn "difficult." This man-child will never be ready to share his boring loser life with anyone. Justin's evil mom boasts that Evelin will be a great influence on Justin. Yeah sure, because she can collude with Evelin to bring Justin back into the dysfunctional fold he's desperately and painfully trying to escape. She likes Evelin only because she figured out how she can use and exploit Evelin to get what she wants. "We're a team," she cooed, half-weeping. I wanted to puke. Good job, you have a ally in your war against your son. You have come between your son and his fiancee. You have pitted one against the other with your crocodile tears. Go party with Jake and Darth Jennifer, I'm sure the three of you love to bond over what a loser Justin is. Mohamed, noooooooooo! You can't drag a fork like this on a non-stick pan! It will lose his non-stick properties and you can't afford a new one! Oh wow, she grabs his face with 5 breakfast sausages, forcing it to turn towards her, and ack! Kisses him OMG brain bleach! She can grab his face but she can't make him move his arms, firm and steady on the table. She not getting no hugging. I'm pretty sure that I saw Shrek in a giant GLAD Kitchen Catcher. I feel so sorry for her daughters, they are so not into this "fairy tale." Can the mayor claim that marrying these two is above his pay grade? I hope he finds some obscure bylaw to get out of it. Were they shopping for rings at a pawn shop? I believe I saw, painted on the glass door "ARCADE LOAN." Why are they looking at rings and daydreaming before announcing their nickel and dime budget? "This beautiful ring is $1200" - "We want two rings for a dollar" - "Here ma'am, try this classy yet affordable Ring Pop!" Mohamed didn't care. A ring, any ring, the cheapest ring... whatever. He'll be out of there before the Ring Pop is melted. "I need to tell you something" welps Danielle, with that imbecilic smile of hers in the face of having lost her job, and making Mohamed read the letter himself. "You weren't serious about job, that's why you lost it," chided Mo, showing that her three daughters parenting her is not enough, she needs yet another person to parent her. "I am wasting my time," he continued, while the beznessmen could be heard laughing at him all the way from Tunisia. It dawned on him that he had failed to do his research: "I didn't expect that life would be like this here, so hard." Oh no... the tears are coming... please no, not the sniveling puppy act again. "I hope what you heard about me is good stuff" said Daya, to a chorus of crickets, and Brett's ex-girlfriend Sue. Does Daya wear those fake colored contacts that make your eyes look like glass eyes? In turquoise? YUK. She really cried for Cassidy, I wanted to give her a hug. Now you're stuck alone with Liver Lips. I feel you. I do. No, Danny, don't! Don't take sweet Amy to the KKK lair! KKKDad, who is a taint on all of humanity, greeted the dog with more enthusiasm than he did Amy. At the table, he stared at her with daggers in his eyes. Danny's mother looked like she wished he'd shut his big racist trap with every fiber of her being, she was so embarrassed. KKKDad looked awfully upset, and exactly zero persons are falling for his "selfless" concern "what about the chiiilddren." There is a special place in hell for this racist pearl-clutcher, near the furnace.

Justin's mom made me so angry. She's ganging up against Justin with Evelin, that's a no-no. She supports Jake and Darth Jennifer against Justin. Justin is extremely uncomfortable with his mother. There are reasons for that. Justin looks cowed by his mother. I think she's a mean person.