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Sumptin Santa gives cash!!! Let's be naughty!

He has to keep up the charade for immigration purposes. He doesn't want to be busted after all this "work."

Oh yeah don't get me started over all the fawning. Last time I saw he posted some stock photo with hands that he must have found in Google Images while looking for other flesh-colored body parts, and all the lonely ladies had to take time out of their busy days to comment on how excellent this photo was. Congratulations to the unnamed photographer I guess! I wouldn't be surprised if some of these obsequious commenters also send cash gifts, because that's the way to this man's heart, for sure. They're all humping his leg on FB for chrissakes. On the other hand, it's self-selection for women without dignity, aka his next marks. They're suggesting that he skype his family like it's a stroke of genius. Yeah, for sure he never thought of that.

Here is a hilarious Twitter feed with a lot about 90DF: https://twitter.com/MOShowJay

Preview! http://tvruckus.com/2014/12/12/90-day-fiance-exclusive-video-of-danielle-and-mohameds-wedding-day/ And another! Still more: http://www.etonline.com/media/video/family_drama_on_90_day_fiance-155125/

Do you want to laugh? http://yourslownewsday.com/90-day-fiance-recap-dannys-racist-dad-is-the-devil/ http://yourslownewsday.com/90-day-fiance-recap-long-island-medium-ruins-everything/

They had to vacate their apartment at the latest today at 10 because they were evicted, maybe they both moved.

I fail to see the purpose of Klepper making this effort to give atheists a bad name, and some church-lady pushing public prayer in a restaurant a good name. He's right, she's wrong, so Klepper made an ass of himself making an ass of the atheist. A moment of silence to express gratitude is still a mimic of praying in public. If you refuse to give the impression that you are praying, you get charged 15% more. There is no shortage of people that think nonbelievers are assholes, I don't think atheists needed this kick in the nuts to make religious people look better. I think they should have passed on this sketch. If this was a Muslim restaurant encouraging people to bend silently in Mecca's direction or be charged extra... what would the piece been like? The answer is: NOT making fun of whoever objected to the practice.

Mary's Diner is shoving religion down people's throat along with the brunches and I suspect the people saying that a "moment of silence" got you the discount might have been plants. It's still shoving religion down people's throats.

She said she was a "cook" and I all could think about is "cooking meth" - she only had a few snags sticking out of her gums.

Air Gigolo: Seems like Captain Heather's Dad was quite the multi-tasking womanizer. He probably took the $5000 to buy an extravagant gift for another girlfriend. I am glad the talking mummy got her money back. Rent-To-Own Squatter: I didn't believe a single of the accusations the squatter was tossing in the hallterview, the landlord seemed genuinely outraged and pissed off. Squatter tried to turn the mobile home into the Alamo?

Somebody he'd rather not look at... LOL. Hey I even looked at the reflections on the window and then the glasses but no luck!

I noticed Jason's auctions photographs have Cassia's hands in them. He may have 450-500 listings, but I added last month's sales to a paltry $500 for roughly 20 sales (IIRC), and that's not including what he paid for that crap. It's probably negligible, though. He can barely keep himself in sliced bread and baloney.

I'd sooner watch Cassia and that loser Jason than Danielle and Mohamed because at least there is a bit of humor to be found, and they are mentally adults. Danielle is, in my opinion, a despicable sociopath and I am looking forward to never seeing her face again after this show. She should be left the same way she was found, making the usual bad decisions in privacy. Mo ditching her is a certainty like tomorrow's sun rise. Who wants to see this tragedy befalling such a weak, diseased mind? It's not like she'll develop any insight or improve herself from the experience.

I suspect TLC sent him to the werelawyer, because Mo doesn't have money for this. They must have picked the timing, too.

islandgal40 brought up an interesting point, which is that Danielle doesn't seem to care about Mohamed-the-Person at all. She is unashamedly selfish and wholly unconcerned with his feelings. I suspect, with some sadness, that she is probably as horrid with her own daughters, and that purple hair especially is trying to demarcate herself from this pathetic bunch, at least in appearance. I have hope for her. Danielle lies to him about everything. She doesn't give a crap about the situation she has put him through. She has no compassion, no connection, she's just whining like Mohamed is nothing but one of her creepy dolls on whom she projects feelings. To her, he is a doll that "loves" her and is empty inside, he is just a shell of a man. She's wrapped up in the rings, the dress, the grabbing Mo with pork sausage fingers and breathing in his neck, but it's like he barely exists as a person outside her lalaland fantasies. I have visions of Cassia, this is how it will end: "Soylent Green is... people!!!"

What did she say exactly? I recall it meant that "starting tomorrow after we get married I won't lie anymore" - and Mo said he was giving her a second chance. Marriage. A second chance. Her second chance is marriage.

Theresa Caputo made me cry harder than Danielle. I loathe Caputo, she's a huge scam artist and I wish TLC had not shoved her in my face. I am NOT interested in anything about her except the happy news of her cancellation.

Congratulations to Marth Vader pushing for Darth Jennifer to also come to the wedding, and Evelin ganging up with Marth Vader against her future husband. A recipe for future success for sure!

Chelsea's mom seemed very nice and reasonable. I think Chelsea was hinting for her parents to pay her rent in Chicago.. Mmmmm

I felt bad for Cassia and the heartless jackass she will come to regret marrying, if she doesn't listen to her instincts and ditch him. I know she said "leave me alone" but shit, that's a cry for help, you don't just walk away to your stupid junk auction, you cold-blooded reptile. What's more important, this very young woman that left literally everything she's ever known to be jammed on an non-seat in your pauper's ride, including an education, to help you sell literal shit on ebay, or the lure of more worthless crap to mail out to hoarders? Jason made no effort, he has no compassion, no sympathy, no diplomacy. I hope she soon grows tired of being the trophy possession of such as insensitive buffoon.

My husband who doesn't watch this show walked in on Danielle blubbering at the end, and he exclaimed "what a cry baby."

Someone should chloroform Danny's dad and cut out his vocal chords with a dull knife. Everything this world-class A-hole spouts out is profoundly offensive and makes everyone cringe and want to disappear. Can't he see the deep shame his own wife is drowning in every time he makes the colossal mistake of opening his mouth and exposing his ignorance, hate and bitterness to the world? Make the world a better place and never say another word your whole life, douchebag.

If you enjoy spoilers: http://redcarpetcrash.com/tv-review-shaky-ground-weeks-90-day-fiance/ http://www.zap2it.com/videos/zap2it-first-90-day-fiance-cassia-and-jason-173284

A fun review: http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/grantland-reality-tv-fantasy-league-how-to-lose-a-suspicious-fiance-in-90-days/ "Mohamed does show up, but he stands stiff as post when Danielle launches herself into his arms and sobs into his armpit as her daughters, bearing a handmade welcome sign, watch on awkwardly." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2809563/15-years-older-physically-acceptable-moment-90-Day-Fiance-star-appraises-American-wife-s-looks.html