Toaster Strudel

If the show featured 5 couple like Justin & Evelin, I would not have watched. These two were just there to kill time between the better stuff, such as the lulzy werewolf lawyer, Brett's posse of old ladies, Jason's alligator pond... Justin came through like a non-entity. If he's hot and bothered, that's his problem.

And never forget that making her life miserable is part of the bezness plan to get HER to want to be rid of him after he gets the green card. Good grief. What those poor girls must be going through.

Please please please A full length picture of the dress in the Florida wedding? I don't think they had gotten paid at the time of eviction.

Or maybe he decided he was going to take the money and pay for the bills, and manage the finances.

Can't be from Canada.

I know I never will feel empathy, because she chose to take the easy road to flatter her ego, and went to a website for the bezness. She could have gone to Eharmony or OKCupid and found someone local, or at very least a citizen. But no. She circumvented those solutions because they were harder for her. She would have to put in some effort to improve her material conditions, her mind, her morals, to make herself attractive. I could go right now on some bezness website, put a picture of a naked mole rat on my profile, and within minutes I'd have troves of men professing to love mole rats of all ages and that they thought we were soul mates the moment they laid eyes on my whiskers. She knew what she was walking into, and she went in willingly.

What stability? Maybe she likes the predictability of being looked upon with contempt day after day after day? That kind of stability? Even to her, he must be an arrogant love rat that comes and goes as he pleases and makes love to a whole herd of sad eyed dairy cattle on Facebook for money.

Yes, do you have your Pantone swatches? I'm pretty sure that's Green Card Green.

In the preview for the WATN, you see Mo sitting stiffly with his legs spread out a mile wide, and his hands are clasped at knee level, his torso forward, looking hard and away from Dani. Dani is her usual puffalump self leaning into him as much as she can. We only see bits of this body language here and there on the show, so it's especially interesting to hear Cassia confirming this behavior to be a pattern. He like a stone, she like an octopus in estrus.

MMmm yeah she's really out there thinking Rihanna cares for her best wishes and stuff.

I'm never sure that she loves him, the fantasy of him, a cardboard cutout of him, or is inebriated with the thought of a wage-earning man being a father to her daughters and a banana under the covers.

EggoWaffles you slay me.

No names, but I looked her up, and she sends tweets to Paul McCartney and Paris Jackson among others... she likes to buddy up to celebrities, or in Mo's case, "celebrity."

They stitch scenes together to make a story, for some comedy/theater. Everyone knows that. Are they surprised? They seem to be surprised that they are not perceived the way they perceive themselves. I suspect Daya might have gotten the worst edit for her money at first, but like good storytellers, TLC redeemed her with the little girl. I also get not wanting a very flawed diamond, maybe she preferred a smaller, clearer one, same price, who knows? If a big deal was made of roses and he didn't come through... yeah she has a right to be disappointed and if I had flown from the Philipines I would have been cranky enough to fill a whole episode with my bad manners. I really am a baaaad long-haul Eastward traveler. Audiences have been pretty rough calling Brett "gay" and mocking his lips, all I saw is a gentle, if slightly robotic guy that appears to have the qualities of a good and steady life partner. Chelsea got a bit of "selfish" judgment for staying in Galesburg with him, but her ongoing behavior with him was not, they were sweet with each other. Cassia and Jason probably have a huge case of thinking they're super awesome superior beings (for looks, thrift, ebay-as-a-career) and are a bit sore to have been perceived differently by the audience. Like their self-image is shattered and they are scrambling to try to restore it back to "super awesome superior beings." Even with them, they started making Cassia look flighty, but after seeing Jason's behavior, she got the sympathy of most of us unwashed masses. Evelin and Justin are probably even more profoundly boring in person, TLC couldn't do a thing with their footage to perk it up. Maybe they paid Darth Jennifer to read a script out of desperation. Even her dress bored me. Amy & Danny got the perfect love against the world edit which morphed into a universal cry of "but but but Danny is in the closet!" probably because he's slightly built, has a nasal voice, and wears pastels. A lot of their edit was comical and sweet. Mo & Dani... well that story told itself, no embellishments required.

Worst moments? That's not how I would describe Cassia sitting sandwiched on the El Camino bump between Ron and Jason! That my friends was a BEST moment.

Muslim men trying to seduce women online from third world countries, sure. But even then; like Danielle, women in love won't heed the warnings, "My" Mohamed is different! He's not like that scammer on TV! I live in a cosmopolitan city, it will take more than a TV show love rat to taint the positive experiences I have had with our Muslim expats, who are a very diverse bunch of people.

If he didn't, I would drive there myself and give him a monster wedgie that would require a tow truck to dislodge.

She's a strange mix of vulnerable/touchy and dismissive/defiant. Also known as "she's 23."

https://www.trashtalktv.com/12/22/90-day-fiance-green-cards-for-everyone/343006/ HILARIOUS! The website is "trash talk TV" you know you're going to love it.

Does Mo need a green card to donate blood, or more lucratively, a kidney?

Those wedding invitations are the bomb.

How does that come up in conversation?

Yes that's who I thought it was. She saw the pre-bezness, which is all about them loving you, being so different, not caring about age or appearance like good muslims, and how they are different from all the other men. But then once they're married, it's Operation Ditch The Heifer and they engineer it so that the women wants to get rid of them. It's cleaner that way, it means less sex for sure, and forces the women to detach emotionally and be happy to let them go after they become immigrants. That's why they turn into insufferable monsters and abusers. It's the program. It's the way of bezness. It's going to be rough ahead for Danielle.

Or some creature that runs after stopped cars... his nose is smashed in. He has squinty close-set eyes and a boring mouth. But then again he's a scammer, so I am not inclined to find him attractive.

I might bid on this ebay listing!