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Of course. It was a publicity stunt. https://www.facebook.com/PrinceFerdinandvonanhalt%C2'> He just created a FB page, and he has a website.

My TV guide has more repeats all of next week, I hope it's wrong!

Larry needed help from Patti to lock him securely in the closet and throw away the key.

LOL he's allergic to cougars thinking he might be committed to a marriage beyond his green card hustle. Job interview in Manhattan? How convenient...

Looking at Justin always fills me with regret. He depresses me.

LOL at the Prince Big Baby showing up with his medals and a sash with skin tight hot pink pants at Patty's office! Hot pink! This guy watches too much porno. Is he for real, or is he a comedian? Like Borat? I hope he's a joke because he was hilarious. His casting call date was really pretty and well dressed. "I need Patti to help me," famous last words. Patti couldn't say the word "cooch" often enough. I loved how it bugged that harpy of a mother. Why was mom at the mixer? Writer guy was a colossal bore. Even he felt the need to mention that she should separate from her mother... then the mother calls on the date to check. Grow up, Ally. That Angie with the 10 lb collagen lips and the 50 lbs tatas looked 50. I think the excess lip collagen gave her an accent.

Yes - I do appreciate his flair for innocent mischief-making.

Jason is growing on me like a pile of unsold vintage Pez dispensers.

I knew my husband was >the one< within 10 minutes of talking to him... within a couple of weeks I had pretty much moved into his apartment... 30 happy years later I can say that 90 days is an eternity!

Yes, horrible people the both of them, I will offer help to neither, nor do I want to see a spin off of what would be little more than abuse porn involving two low lives and three minors that I profoundly pity, and hope will have the wisdom to keep great distance from Danielle when they become adults.

"Good people do bad things sometimes." But bad people do more bad things, and worse things, more often. The way Mo is treating Danielle and using her is pretty "bad," no actually it's one of those "worse" things and he had plenty of time and opportunity to make the honest choice. He consistently chose evil, lies, deception and selfishness over honesty and kindness. He is officially an amoral, arrogant punk in my book.

Not to mention how he is forcing Danielle's daughters to jump through hoops in their own kitchen to keep it halal. It is him that should be making the compromise, as a temporary room mate, to cook his own stuff and not impose his dietary restrictions on a whole family. He is nothing but an interloper in their house. He is really nervy in demanding that everyone caters to his halal BS... especially since he drinks beer. Gawd he rubs me the wrong way in every possible direction.

His actions resoundingly support that he is keenly interesting in picking up women, it's interesting how he gives off vibes of being exactly the opposite.

I find him as charming as a cockroach scooting across my just-frosted cake.

Hey I noticed Mo wasn't wearing his ring. Or did I miss it?

As usual Mo stands like a statue, and it's Danielle that touches him with her greasy sausage fingers.

Did I read correctly? Danielle would uproot her daughters from the state where they have done all their schooling, and where their extended families are, to follow her short term green card gigolo to another state as long as he supports them all with his entry level salary? NO. He's contemplating out of state jobs to be rid of you all.

After Yamir sung, I upped the volume and I think now I heard the name of the band correctly. It's Myla Sux. Final answer.

Did anyone notice the huuuge hairy tumor in the back of Mo's right shoulder? I hope he gets it checked.

Looks like Mo's plans include an out-of-state, and out of horny octopus range, job.

Unfortunately the US Government probably doesn't have a procedure for deporting people because of loveless marriages, or painfully one-way relationships with the sponsored migrant having his/her eyes on citizenship only. I'm afraid the only way to catch people is if they can demonstrate that the citizen has received payment for the marriage.

It's like he's throwing little tiny scraps of food in the cougar pit, and they're tearing at each other in a feeding frenzy.

She is lonely and desperate but she also got paid. You might be underestimating how frequent this practice is. Check out the website for the Center for Immigration Studies for details. This is not at all extraordinary. It is very commonplace.

Sing along everyone! I am acceptable no matter what they say. Words can't bring me down. I am acceptable in every single way. Yes, words can't bring me down... Oh no. So don't you bring me down today.

And it doesn't mean the family didn't contribute money to his bad idea.