Toaster Strudel

She shows pictures on Twitter to show that she has lost weight. Authentic?

Her Twitter handle is "pixiewings?" Kill me now. I really think Edgar is as sick in the head as she is. The couponing just made me angry. Why?

There is a payoff for Edgar. He likes this. He's got to be into this, on some level.

Please tell me that "seekingarrangements.com" as a website where someone will send me cash to take me out for dinner doesn't exist... I'll kick myself for not having this when I was young. Methinks there is more to this than the "ladies" care to admit. Who are the cretins that gave their son a gift of a car and put it in their sister's name to "build her credit?" Morons.

When 9g Is Too Much Ganja - What the coconut was this all about? I'm not to sure what happened but I have serious doubt that the plaintiff was telling the truth. She had no proof of anything. She lent her car to the defendant, he was arrested, they found pot in the car, impounded the car. But from what I can understand through the fog of marijuana, is that she has another car so she didn't pick it up right away, so impound charges multiplied, and now she can't afford to get it out of impound and is suing the defendant, who claims the pot was hers anyway. She did look a little baked, as he did, they probably found a source in LA. Gift Or Loan Routine - Nothing special here, but for the fact that I couldn't figure out why the plaintiff gave the defendant any money. I am not sure he remembered. Out!

Maybe she had been committed and escaped. They said it "could have been up to 6 months."

That's another case of "adult children" that ought to stop sucking at the teat of some crazy addicted mother, more cross-generational co-dependency.

Interpreter Dude - I am surprised that JJ adjudicated in favor of the plaintiff, a hispanophone with an interpreter who didn't pay rent and sent the evicting landlady what I considered to be vaguely threatening emails. I believe she was right getting a restriction order because he had behaved aggressively before, and I am sure they wanted him out for reasons, not because she was nuts and wanted to get rid of a well-behaved tenant who had been there two years. Ah well. I hope at least it was Sushi Tuesday. Insane Menagerie Owner - Anyone that owns that many pets that aren't in an aquarium has to have at least a mild case of the cray-cray, and this one was straight up delusional. As outlandish as her lies were, she looked like she believed them. She dropped her menagerie with some kennel for 80 days, and just didn't want to pay for the service when she picked up her personal zoo. She was really inventive, but the picking up the animals by the highway? The zookeeper defendant said it was at the behest of the kennel owner, suggesting a shady operation, but I totally believed the plaintiff when she said the "zookeeper" wanted to pick them up with a truck that couldn't go up a hill. And, I suspect, to give the kennel owner some incentive to surrender the herd of animals for less money than she was entitled to, you know, after preparing them, caging them, dragging them to the highway... she might accept a lesser price for her service not to have to bring them back, and not hindering traffic any longer. And it worked. And still she wouldn't pay. I hated that plaintiff.

More Goddamn Pitbulls - I kinda felt sorry for the pitbull wranglers that got roped into long term care of the canine demons when their owner got sick, and died. They were renting, so they didn't feel comfortable fixing a fence that didn't belong to them. I get that. At least they had the good sense to get rid of the raging beasts right after the incident, but they are still responsible to fix the neighbor's Lhasa Apso to the tune of $4000. What a waste... he lost an eye, he won't be able to drive anymore. People should stick to cats unless they need to guard a meth lab. Convoluted Car Story - Wow. The mother/daughter plaintiff team looked like twins, except one born 30 years before the other. Both entitled. I mean come on. They get the defendant to put the car in his name because her credit is shot and his is good, he's paying for it, he moves in with younger plaintiff and MIL and 2 weeks later she dumps him and he's stuck living with her mother and paying for her car! I'm glad JJ didn't help them. There are more tedious details to this case that I can't be bothered with.

Controlling Pastor Husband - I think a lot of the problems this generation has, and my parents generation didn't have, is that expectation that your Family is composed of your parents and siblings even when you're old enough to be in the same elderly care facility. "Kids" just can't get away from their own parents to be parents themselves, and concentrate on that. You can try to move across the continent but they can still catch up to you with Facebook and Skype. Sure, Laura was all in Sarah's business, and way too deep, but Sarah is encouraging it. Instead of trying to get support from her overbearing and controlling parents to deal with her overbearing and controlling husband, she should see a therapist, or vent with her peers. If she calls her mother to moan about her sex life and her husband's behavior, what does she expect will happen? I believe in generation separation. Keep some distance.

I love how she was watching TV in her living room like a good little couch potato, but tried to spin it like she was supervising her 3 year old playing alone in the street.

I'm going to quibble here and call it reproductive slavery, because it's more about the production of babies than the sex, at least how it appears from the outside.

LOL oh that makes the epilogue even funnier, because it stated that she'd be getting in touch with her Patti-supplied gigolo as soon as she returns from London... where it turns out, she's seeing her real boyfriend!

Bitch and Hose - Sorry, I couldn't resist the pun, there were no dogs. This case, however, has everything else. Mr Potato Head, a dozen appearances of the word "brutally," fairy tales, an indifferent Byrd, allegations of water spraying, a 35 lb toy yielded as an axe, and a deluge of lies. The plaintiff's witness, her own mother, even shouted out for the plaintiff to stop lying: "Tell it like it is!!!" But no, she wouldn't have anything to do with that truth-telling bullshit, she had invented a new fresh story and she had to share it with the world. The hallterview ended on a classy note with the liar that lies invoking police prejudice, which was pretty rich - though my gut tells me the defendant's cherubic demeanor was somewhat of a put on. She couldn't even tell the truth about where that old cheap hose came from. The things people fight over! But was it raining roaches? - Were the roaches raining from the ceiling, or not? Therein lies the conundrum - because as it turns out, the defendant's defense hinged not on the undisputed fact that the cockroaches were abundant (with video evidence, and roaches big enough to warrant pet names), but on whether the plaintiffs were using hyperbole when they claimed that it was raining cockroaches in the room they were hoping to rent from her. Another highlight was Landlady of the Roaches calling out the plaintiffs for being germophobes in the hallterview. Germophobes? The roaches probably crawl into her ears to feast on her brain at night, that's why she's such a hoarding cretin.

Oh yeah, the one with the CURL MD vanity license plate? The plaintiff said on FB: The defendant was Tamara Mooney.

Got it! I'm so glad Patti is helping the neediest would-be daters: rich and famous super-models. It must be so hard for them to find good help, I mean, lover/manservant! Especially when you're so hot, and so full of yourself that no man is good enough for you. So now Patti interviews dudes at the gym? Were the guys being interviewed for the Pratt girl corralled from a gay bar? The sit down mixers are an improvement over the stand up ones. Those were boring dates. Please bring back embryos and cryogenic chambers, and boot out the ass-kissing assistants,

Boohoo I have to wait until this drek hits YouTube!

This SNL installment was the bomb. Loved it! Every sketch was good, Kevin Hart delivered the goods, what can I say? The guy has talent, energy, and work ethic.

Very bad luck with recessive genes.

It's a lot harder to hate watch without the terrible, terrible dates which, as fake as they were, were still the highlight of the show.

I just checked his ratings, he seems to be doing very well. I suspect it's because he follows Jimmy, and Letterman sucks. We'll see what happens when Letterman finally hangs his tired hat and retires along with the the tedious Paul Schaffer.

He actually said that, right?

Is it my imagination or is the show less funny every day?

Scientists are starting to understand the human hunger and satiety mechanisms better than they used to, and there are many separate pathways that can malfunction and go wrong. There are also some redundancies in the system as safeguards. Probably there is an important genetic component in the super-obese where several of these pathways are knocked down or in permanent overdrive. Whereas the "ordinary obese" may have just one pathway going wonky, these 600 pounders might have many.

Well I guess you never know who will or won't cash your checks!