Toaster Strudel

I'm a pineapple mango Toaster Strudel, you Brazilian frozen pastry ignoramus!!! I shall be taken seriously! I taste better than you, you dried up Pop Tart with sad sprinkles and an extended shelf life!

Lascivious Canine Hot Tub: This started out so promising with every litigant making such a big deal about how much bigger the horny male was than the reluctant female. When the two clumsy demons started going at it, someone got scared and cracked a cheap hot tub. One more reason why we don't need these four-legged nuisances. Fixer Upper of Estrangement: The dad was trying very hard to repress his inner dick and sound like a reasonable person. "Focus! Focus! Don't show signs of true self!" - it was of no use, he had no verbal contract. His son the defendant was ready to burst, too, going as far as drinking the water to distract himself. Sure there is a lot of hurt, but if your only father is a douche, then it sucks for him and his old age and everyone goes separate ways.

Maybe she didn't say how bad. "Gave up everything" - he worked in a warehouse in Doha, it's not impossible that "everything" includes some of his family's money. They would expect a return on their investment, like Mo sending them money or sponsoring their own immigration applications.

Skewer? If anything, if paints the whole mess with a much more tragic brush. Mohamed is bound by his family's expectations, he does not have the freedom to back out without consequences. Besides I believe it. This is not sensationalistic information with an axe to grind, or an agenda. It's very believable, low key and pragmatic. It does make all the grabbing of him, after taking his money, more ominous. I guess not because there is a 5 grand judgment against her for her previous eviction/failure to pay.

I guess they didn't foresee all the unwelcome face grabbing with breakfast sausage fingers and neck kissing aka sexual assault on the poor guy.

I believe everything you say - the situation is a million times worse than I thought.

So she stole from him? He's truly trapped by the expectations of his relatives that contributed the money.

Then who paid for her flight to Doha, and for Mo's flight to Ohio? If Mo hadn't gone through with the nuptials, his family would be angry with him?

At best, toy + box =< $18, if you have the toy without a box, you buy the box for $6 plus $4 shipping, it costs you $10 to be able to sell the toy for $8 more... and you can buy the toy alone for $7... so all this trouble for someone with only the toy to make an extra dollar? Yeah, he's selling literal shit on ebay.

When he said on Twitter that he was selling "shit" on Ebay... I didn't realize he meant it literally. You can buy the empty box for $6 or the product in the box for a whopping $17.77 http://www.ebay.ca/itm/V-S-Variety-Snacks-1918-Ford-Runabout-T-Delivery-Die-Cast-Bank-1-25-ERTL-/371206649647?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item566da3f72f

I'm tempted to post this on twitter to have a contest with Jason. @toasterstrudel @hitch4life #90dayfiance My husband is from Sweden and only 106 lbs, one less than your Brazilian skank! Ka-Boom! Take THAT! And he has a PhD. Can you beat that???

According to the court docket they owe about ~$400. So. It's about the money. I fail to see anything witty in Cassia's tweets, I remember my third grade buddies being much more clever than that.

Norwalk CIty Hall has him named in an eviction notice with her and Mo: http://www.norwalkmunicourt.com/cgi-bin/mcaseno.cgi?pre=CVG&num=1401420⊂=&type=CV&acc= And you can see there is a continuation today at 10AM http://www.norwalkmunicourt.com/cgi-bin/mcaseno.cgi?pre=CRB&num=1401843⊂=&type=CR&acc= They seem to owe $400 in back rent. That might seem kinda harsh, but back in 2013, when she lived with, or co-signed a lease with, one 43 yr old Christopher Welsh, they were owing $4845 in back rent, and got evicted too. She has a judgment against her for $5235.00, which probably was never paid, because I can't imagine how. Jason has brazilianitis.

There is no setup to sell in the Philippines. The link was posted by someone from the Philippines, the internet had detected her location and auto-magically presented her with a Philippino version of Ebay, and that's the link she put here.

They did get married but they're not really together.

http://feedback.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&ftab=AllFeedback&userid=hitch4life&iid=-1&de=off&items=25&interval=0&mPg=36&page=1 If you see what he has sold on ebay this past month... it's chump change. I added it up for you all's enjoyment: $498.00. And that is assuming that he got full price every time the closed auction was labeled "Best Offer Was Accepted." So in fact... he made less than $498.00. In this context, the $300 budget for a wedding dress was wildly extravagant. I'm surprised he can afford the early bird senior salad bar special, he should be dumpster diving in the back of the restaurant.

But if they have money, the fun will be gone. And I don't want to see another attack of the breakfast sausages on Mohamed's face.

Nah, the English was near impeccable; the ideas were a jumbled, juvenile mess.

At last she noticed me! Felonious Giggling Attorney couldn't be saved by JJ from disclosing his shady past in the hallterview, LOL. Defendant was an arrogant hot head.

I record this show and I don't watch it. They are very wrapped up in presenting an image of polygamy, like home talent shows which I am sure never happen unless some producers tell them to do it. The bottom line is that I am not interested in a dramatization of their religious and proselytizing agenda. Same goes for the Browns, they got boring when they were put in those McMansions, the show is about people bickering over the minutia of domestic life and their delusional "business." It's all very, very boring.

More breakfast sausageporn;

That's why I love JJ: The mother couldn't even recite the address she alleged to have lived at for a year. LOL, owned by JJ! Puppy Daddy: How come puppy daddy wasn't the one suing? He performed the service. You feel wrong!: JJ doesn't care how you feel.

Shouldn't 5 minutes with Jason be enough??? I totally would know in less than that, and he'd be choking on a cloud of dust to the sound of my screeching tires.

Cuteness alert: Daya's FB page is brimming with pictures of all the exotic (to us!) meals that she prepares for "Brett" with pictures of him eating it, LOL, it's so adorable, she's fattening him up. "Brett" is actually "Steve Polychronopolis." https://www.facebook.com/dhiah.drc?fref=ts I think Daya is a sweet gal. She's getting a bad edit, but frankly I'd be upset with a piece of coal diamond ring and who knows how cranky I'd be if someone was an hour late picking me up from the Phillipines... though I might suspect it was the filming crew that didn't get their act together.