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That's the worst part for me. Obviously, these two assholes shouldn't have ever done what they did, but there's a whole crew involved there, and none of them stopped worrying about filming a show and stepped up to those two to protect her and stop them? That's deplorable.

I really, really hope that Johnny and Nany last through a handful of these, and then, towards the end, Wes and Theresa get there and take them out. I'd also take Zach/Jonna or any of the newbies doing the honors.

Plus, I think Tony is just their default vote if nobody else blows them away. "Eh, there's nothing that impresses me here, let's just give it to Tony."

I think it pisses him off in the moment, but I think that once it's done, it's done. He seemed totally relaxed and joke-y on the After Show.

Nany knows damn well that saying "I know stuff you did" is just as shady as the other girls calling her out for specific things. If you don't want to get down in the muck, then don't get down in the muck. Yes, it sucks that the other women are, but you're either above it or not. I hope that seeing herself on last night's After Show encourages Theresa to change her makeup routine. Because that makeup, especially the eye shadow? Honey, no. As for Johnny and Wes, you can tell that this is a game to them. They laugh and joke back and forth, but it's not truly personal, and they probably get along fairly decently off camera (which they halfway admitted last night), they just know what makes for a good story line and gets them both camera time and invites to return. The girls could take a lesson from them and stop being so personal.

That was fucking delicious. Johnny going out before the finals at all is great. Johnny going out before rookies, because he couldn't get his own alliance mates to bow, scrape, and put his well-being ahead of their own? Amazing. And Leroy freaking killed that elimination. I think they would have won even if Nany hadn't gotten stuck. I go back and forth on Wes, but I didn't even mind his smug here. You get rid of Johnny this early, you get a pass from me. Go ahead and keep patting yourself on the back, Wes. Johnny's indignation over anyone daring to throw him in this early and anyone not taking his orders was ridiculous. Him going on to Zach about how alliances mean you stick your neck out for each other - when, exactly, have you really stuck your neck out for anyone, Johnny? Not to mention, let's be real here, Wes is the best swimmer in the house. Wherever he went in the order, the odds are high that he would have won. Zach was smart to not aggressively piss him off and put a target on his own back just to please you. Johnny is just such a whining baby who is pissed that he isn't dominating this season (not that he and Nany have been doing bad), and that he doesn't have any of his normal crew of sycophants to do his bidding while they bide their time until he decides it's their turn to go. I think everyone has been smart in dealing with him this season - go ahead and agree to any alliance he proposes to you, but don't ever put him above your own best interests, because he will toss you to the wolves the first chance he gets when he thinks it benefits him. That's how he's always operated, and it's nice to see these people realizing that they need to do what's best for themselves first and foremost, and not what's best for Bananas. And Nany... Honey, really? You're that hung up on Bananas? Also, "I'll never tell him how I really feel about him"? You know there is a camera in your face, right? That the shit you say and do ends up on TV? And that Bananas can see it?

I laughed through about 80% of that pre-nom list. And TC as lead? The hell? CD was more of a lead than TC (not that I think CD should submit for lead either).

Now I'm picturing Sonny in an exam room with all the cabinets and drawers labeled "Towels" as he looks around in confusion, yelling for Max to get him a towel.

Frank probably told him the most they could afford would be the Kidz Bop version.

Maybe Luke grabbed his phone, checked it, saw it was almost dead, and thought it would be more fun to leave it with him, leaving him one ray of hope that would be destroyed once the charge died out. With special Jazz Hands and Whisper Shout therapy rooms. Any women who show up for gynecological care can be put in the BitchSlutWhoreTramp exam room.

I assume I missed that while I was busy chanting "shoot him!" Shoot him dead!" at my TV.

Franco/Nina or Twilight? Hang on, give me a sec... Is there a secret third "let's just kill them all instead" option? Julian, honey, you have a gun. Shoot the greasy moobster. God! What kind of criminals are these people??

If this show let me have nice things, Sonny would have gone over the edge of that bridge right along with Ava and given me a two-fer. No offense to MW, but her character sucks all kinds of ass.

And thank God it doesn't sound like she had the baby with her. I, too, hope the more recent reports are accurate. Recovering from two broken legs would be a rough road. I wonder if, maybe, the surgery was for some other internal injuries she may have sustained. Whatever the injuries, I pray her recovery is swift and easy. As for taping. If they're far enough ahead, depending on how long she is unable to get in to work, they may be able to just postpone some of her scenes and block tape when she's back. That might work out well with TK, too, as he's traveling between coasts, last I heard. He can go home for a bit and come back when LG is ready to tape. If that won't work, maybe they can bring in an emergency recast for a day or two to send Caroline out of town. Depending on where they are in the story, they can write Caroline and Ridge going on a trip together to get away from the FC mess and stress. Or Caroline can say she needs to get out of town to clear her head after all that's gone on. Or, if they've taped up to a point where she and Ridge have actually taken control of FC (not a spoiler, just guessing it might get there for at least a little while), she can head out to an overseas office to handle some crisis.

And thus begins Ron's new story, where Lucas carries around Brad's decapitated head to provide sassy one-liners. And even if she believes that Dante is really and truly that pissed at her, does she also think he's stupid now, too? What man in his right mind would trash his wife to her father like that?

How awful! I hope she comes out of surgery OK. I fear who they'll get as an emergency recast. Not every actress in her age range in the soap world would be able to pull of the Caroline/Ridge chemistry. (And please don't let Kristen Alderson even cross their minds. I don't hate her, but she would be ALL wrong for this.)

It's ridiculous. She knows Dante, and she knows her father. For today's scenario, she'd have to think that there are two possibilities: Either Dante is acting wildly out of character, or her father is faking his end of the phone call. Add in Luke destroying her phone and, oh yeah, her knowledge that someone was recently impersonating her father, and no little red flags have popped up here? I know soap characters sometimes have to be a little less than on the ball for plot purposes, but this is way too far.

Not until after he gives Quinn or Katie a try.

No matter how the vote shakes out, it will be her. I'm assuming that's why the page doesn't show how the vote totals are shaping up after you cast your vote. I imagine we'll get some Spencer reunites with his dear mommy scene that's cheesy enough to make "You're Not Alone" look positively dairy-free.

I had similar thoughts about Sam's indignant rant to Jake about how Faison shot Jason in the back and kicked him off the dock to die. I mean, honey, you married a mobster. This is how shit happens in his world.

Am I mis-remembering? I could swear Sonny slept with Kate/Connie when he knew an alter was in control (because he thought he could fuck Kate back into her right mind or something). Did I imagine that ugliness?

To be fair, I don't think they fully know, when agreeing to the show, what the theme is or who they'll be paired up with. Some of them obviously talk to each other before hand, so they have some idea of who else will be on the season (like CT saying he came because he knew Diem would be there), but the show doesn't necessarily disclose to them who will be there or what the format will be. Even if she knew, through the grapevine, that Zach would be there, she wouldn't have known they'd be forced to interact on this level. That riding on the plank mission remains one of my favorites. I can't remember who it was, I want to say Brad, that got on that thing and just ran it directly off the plank, no fighting it, just right off. I still laugh thinking about that.

The woman who Nik apparently stole from her date at NYE. As much as I hate that Monica likely won't be at the party for the AJ clinic, it's probably for the best that she isn't. If Ron thought two seconds about her being there, he'd probably decide that it was time to kill her off, and it would be poignant, or some such shit, to off her at the party for the clinic named after her last dead child. He'd probably kill her in the crapper. Either that, or Sonny would save her, and she, Michael, and the rest of the town would kiss his ass.

Wait, are we sure this isn't TG playing the corpse?? I'd totally watch that show. Can we replace current GH with Robin, Laura, and Lucky in lockup? Please. Ron can play out the GH he's writing on his Twitter account. And Fluke is brainwashed Jason. Or the corpse is Jason. Either way.

I have to agree it's going to suck to see them all just get tossed out of prison because, after they all broke out, they happen to do something that inadvertently benefits the Governor. Screw that. Sonny and Ava both killed someone in cold blood, for stupid, selfish reasons, and neither deserves a fucking pardon. The next story line we get had better damn well be Monica, Michael, Ned, and Olivia campaigning to have the Governor impeached or something. Because that's just bullshit.