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This is GH. ALL the wimmins are crazy...except Carly.

Prednisone is an evil, evil bitch...but also my best friend sometimes.

But..but...Jason only kills bad guys! He's a hero! I could see Tracy being angry only partially because of Jason (and mostly on Monica's behalf), but largely because if Liz had told the truth as soon as Nik told her (or at any time since), it could have derailed Nik's ELQ takeover.

I still want to know how someone who does not even know his own name can get a valid marriage license.

"I don't care if I top the episode counts for the whole cast over his writing tenure - he didn't kiss my ass enough!"

I think it's a situation where it was called for for it to be a possibility. She was in a precarious situation - she believes the baby she's pregnant with is the result of a night where she was out of it and her now stepson took advantage of her. I think it had to be mentioned, even though we knew it wasn't going to fully go there.

Soaps have done it. The one that springs to mind first (in modern soap times) is Lulu on GH, who had one in 2006 (I think that was the year). It would have made zero soap sense to go for an abortion in this particular story, though. They get more mileage out of Caroline believing the baby belongs to Thomas but raising him/her with Ridge. It would have been absurd to not have the character at least contemplate it, given the circumstances, but this was just never set up to be that story.

It speaks to how much I dislike Thomas that I'm totally fine with this new development. Go ahead and keep that kid secret. Of course it helps that one of my favorite TK story lines was Zach being a father to Kendall's baby with Ryan. TK will sell the hell out of Ridge's bond with Caroline and her baby.

It was really only a matter of time before she hurt someone. I feel bad for the girls in NXT, because they are pretty much as low on the totem pole in the WWE structure as you can get, so they have zero pull to flat out refuse to work matches with her. Since Eva is someone WWE is invested in pushing, the rest of these girls are going to be forced to work with her. I doubt this will be her last casualty.

Nicole probably thought he was the help and let him in.

That would explain why Laura could arrive in town, ready to spill the truth, and then just fall back into "no, I can't tell." She was fine until she got back in town and had a glass of water. Maybe they can just cast some actor who looks vaguely like RC, call him "Don" and find out he's been the bad guy behind everything for reasons. We find out he was drugging/brainwashing the entire town and manipulating them to act in his own demented little puppet show, and each character can rage at him.

I'm so sorry for your loss, tveyeonyou.

At first glance, I thought he was engaging in a little public urination. And I wasn't even remotely surprised by the idea.

Soap sterility is very flexible. I'm guessing we'll eventually find out that Ridge's doctor was reading the wrong patient's file or something. When a soap character is told they're infertile or sterile, the only question is how long it will be before they have a miracle baby.

I would have bought it more if it turned out poorly, and then she and Patrick laughed over her attempt or something. (I guess at least we didn't get scenes of Emma and Anna helping her make it, so, silver lining?)

Yep, Sam totally strikes me as the type to do some arts & crafts project to accept a marriage proposal. Totally. I just can't with this show.

100% of the current GH stories would never be able to happen if any character remembered actual events and feelings from more than 5 minutes ago. Maybe they've gotten lazy and that's what KeMo showed up wearing that day, and wardrobe went "eh, she's good."

Wasn't KeMo's "maybe I'm staying, maybe I'm not" the reason we got the Sam/Ric, Liz/Jason hookups and all the ensuing fuckery?

Note to self: Just delete the rest of today's show without watching it.

I actually think the best chemistry RP has shown is in his scenes with her. Maybe he works better with a little conflict than the schmoopy stuff? He just seems to have a little more life to him.

One of the parachute men performed the ceremony. Another one filled in as best man/ring bearer.

I'm starting to get the impression we're going to end up with a Nathan/Valerie pairing.

Maybe he can go sneak that nasty old red ribbon out of the poetry book Katie put it in when she and Ridge called things off.

I thought so too (about his chemistry with Brie).

Well, yeah. I can see a judge now "you did all of this out of love for Jason Morgan? Well...who of us hasn't done something crazy just to try to be loved by St. Jasus? Case dismissed! Mr. Morgan, before you leave, can I get a few pictures and autographs for the family?"