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Fuches slowly strutting out covered in prison tats. I was surprised he didn't have a teardrop on his face. But how did he have a beer gut with such muscular shoulders and arms? Gene was looking like Howard Hughes during the dark days of his decline. Of course Barry was okay with cherry-picking the Old Testment when he wanted to feel okay about killing Gene. Bill Burr as a podcast evangelist was hilarious! I was sure Sally was accidentally going to shoot John. Lucky for her she was to drunk to reassemble the gun properly. Looked like Gene's son got the hell outta Dodge. Or was that part of Moss' plan to nab Barry? I don't think it matters whether Barry's doing it willfully or not, John is being emotionally abused. Perhaps physically abused too since he's not being fed properly and he may have suffered alcohol poisoning thanks to his drunk of a mother. A Very Special Edition of Monday Morning Podcast, lol.

The official Y&R Twitter account posted this promo earlier in the week. It gave the impression Phyllis would be revealing her not dead self to someone in Jack's office at Jabot. Did the show do us a bamboozle?

Ugh, not sure Elena should be counting on Nate to forward the rest of her stuff from his penthouse. He's too busy playing "the Doctor is in!" with Victoria. Abby dancing with Tucker like he had cooties. He was being awfully kind to her considering she tried to commit a vehicular homicide on him years ago. Bygones! Too little, too late, Nick. If you wanted to throw Nate under the bus with Victor you should've done it before Nate got Victoria totally sprung. After they convinced themselves to enjoy their date night instead of running home to Aria, Tessa told Mariah she was going to "take care of a few things." Did that mean "freshen up a bit" or " book us a room for the night"? Or both? OMG, Abby, Ashley is a growna$$ woman. If she loves and wants to marry Tucker it's her choice. And it'll be on her if her decision turns out to be a mistake. I did not have Victor giving a thumbs up to Nate & Victoria's fling on my Y&R bingo card. Guess he's not worried about the ways that situation could go legally sideways for NE. The song playing when Victoria and Nate started going at it in the hotel room was an incredibly poor imitation of The Weeknd's song, Earned It. I'm thinking he should sue Y&R for some kind of infringement. 😐 Summer, you sweet summer child. It's not up to Chance to help you wash away Phyllis' legal sins. You and Daniel should be consulting an ace defense attorney instead of trying to work Chance and Christine. You two are making things worse for yourselves. Lol, Audra must have a location tracker on Nate's phone. She knew to text him just as he was about to have a sweaty round two in bed with Vikki. Wait, what?!!!!??? Did Chance call Summer's bluff wrt her and Daniel trying to help Phyllis play the victim? Okay, I might have to take back the mean things I've said about his detective skiils. Tucker, whatever you do, don't propose to Ashley in a Bentley. 😉 Hey, JG. Can we stop having these repeated boundary-drawing conversations between Sally and Adam? Pretty please?

Christine and Chance, dumb and dumber. How could those two put their heads together and come up with such completely wrong interpretations of a crime? "I've never seen you ride a bike." Good one, Mariah. Sharon has done a relatively decent job of raising her kids though. None of them have been in a mental hospital or prison--yet. Geez, they're making Aria out to be some kind of baby genius already. She and budding musician extraordinaire Dominic are destined to be a supercouple, hah hah. Hair? Long strings of Phyllis' hair were still in that motel bathroom? Ugh. That's disgusting. 🤮 Tessa and Mariah squeeing at their phones over their videos of Aria was so cute. But Jack, if the DNA test on the hair does reveal it's probably belonged to Phyllis, that still won't prove she's still alive. She could've been in that room under an assumed name/in disguise before the night she supposedly died. Or someone else could've planted the hair. A random gift of expensive champagne for no apparent reason seems hella sus to me. Sharon better not drink it. How old is Devon now, like 35 - 40? Changing his last name at this point in his life seems odd to me. GhostNeil must be wondering why Devon waited so long. Lol, Jack, throwing shade at Chance and his detective skills is probably not the way you want to go. But IMO this is a good example of why there needs to be a chief of police character. Chance should not have final say over the course of the investigation as if he's the only person in the GCPD. Oh noes, Sharon has a stalker. Some scenes and dialogue are reading to me lately like they're being ad libbed by the actors. At first I thought it was scripts by AI but now I'm thinking maybe it's improv.

Hee! Yeah, that shapeless jumpsuit thing Ashley had on was horrendous. After she told Tucker he could move out of the guest room into her room, he looked right at her outfit and his smirky face said everything. Everything like "you must be joking" and "um, let me get back to you on that."

Of course Michael told Lauren about undead Phyllis. And of course they were talking about it in a public place. 🙄🙄🙄 Summer is still keeping up the ruse with Kyle that she didn't already know her mommy is not dead. Hmm, doubling down on the lies is probably not the way you want to go, StuporGirl. Audra was wearing tons of extra hair today. That had to have been hard on her neck, lol. Audra: you're a straight up man-ho, Nate. Kudos to you though for using what you got to get what you want. Nate: yes, well you're a basic skank, Audra. And you are getting none of all this. Audra: my hair and lips and banging body would say otherwise but you do you, boo boo. Now let's talk about how I'm going to ride in your slipstream up the Newman corporate ladder. Nate: what's a slipstream? Audra: sigh. Michael's new pencil mustache. It was giving me a Clark Gable vibe. Or maybe John Waters, tee hee. Chance, you idiot. Summer was working you and you're a poor detective not to have noticed. You should not be discussing an active murder case with her unless she's a suspect. OMG, why do Victoria and Nate keep trying to have sex in her office? And why does Nick have to be the one to keep lecturing Vikki about it? Aarrgghh! My guy Tucker is a cool, doting grandpa. Dom will be doing a national tour with his own little toddler backup band if Tucker has any influence. Kyle, you feel confused because your wife is a shameless, lying tool and so is her brother. You don't even know how much. Yet.

You know things have gotten bad in your life when Billy or Chelsea are offering you a caring ear. I think these constant impromptu eulogies for Phyllis are getting as bad as the ones for Neil. At least Neil is actually dead. Billy said he sees a lot of Phyllis in Summer. He would know, right? He's the only person who's been inside both of them. 😏 Lol, Diane's big mad! She might kill Phyllis for reals now. Come on, what responsible parent would let their child play a game created by Chelsea? Especially one purporting to help them navigate the difficulties of life. It'd be like having them use a Jeffrey Dahmer game to increase their appetite. Jack, you're a wealthy man. You could hire people to track Phyllis down yourself. Just sayin'. Poor Kyle, being used to carry lies between Summer, Daniel, and Phyllis. He has no idea what a good poker face his wife has. Summer didn't flinch when Kyle breathlessly revealed to her that her psycho mommy is alive. Chelsea is exceptional at pulling people into her emotional drama and keeping them on the hook. I almost feel sorry for Billy as he falls for her doe eyes. Almost. Viewers should probably check their local TV listings. In my Western time zone Y&R is being aired at either 2:30am or 2:42am, depending on which TV listing I consult. 🙄 Either way, the episodes are usually put online at CBS.com/Paramount+ by the early afternoon.

Okay. Well, in other news, a few weeks ago one of the soap sites posted an Instagram story from MG's account wherein he was engaged in some outdoor recreational activities. CH was notably absent. However, SC could be seen in a few of the photos, albeit at a plausibly deniable distance. Meanwhile, CH and MG's social media accounts no longer show photos of them together except in context of their roles as Sally and Adam. So certain interpretations have been made by observers and fans which may or may not be valid, hence my use of the word "allegedly" in my previous post on the matter. Yeah, I haven't watched today's show yet but I caught that scene in passing. I really can't understand why TPTB want to normalize Summer and Billy's relationship now. He specifically had sex with her as revenge on Phyllis for cheating on him with Nick. Summer also being Nick's daughter was just icing on the putrid cake for Billy. Even though Summer was crushing on Billy and had some kind of weird bet with Kyle on whether she could get Billy into bed, I will never stop considering what happened as a sexual assault. Billy had sex with Summer deliberately without her fully informed consent. The look on his face as he was about to take her read pure spite. On some level Billy, Summer, and Phyllis know what happened was wrong because they have made sure not to tell Nick. (Kyle and Lily have been told what Billy did and they haven't mentioned it to Nick either.) IMO the show needs to stop trying to pretend like it didn't happen or if it did, it's no longer a big deal.

The woman Nick was meeting with at the beginning of the episode sure did have a lot of bounce in her step. Was she trying to upstage him? Gotta love it when Michael has to tell rich people the hard, cold facts of life for their own good. All while swilling a tumbler of their finest brown liquor. 🎶"We can never, ever, work together again."🎶 Hee, I wouldn't have taken Sally for a Swiftie. Not sure why Nick basically admitted to Elena he knew about Victoria and Nate. I'm thinking he should've stayed far away from that issue, for Elena's safety as well as his own. Oh Vikki, knocking back the booze in the office with an employee you have screwed and continue to want to screw is a bad idea. The cheaper alcohol probably removes your inhibitions quicker than the top-tier stuff. Dear Show, stop trying to make me feel sorry for or admire Victoria. Nate is a POS and she jumped right into the toilet to get with him. Nobody's d"ck is that good. Ugh, how often do we have to watch Sally tell Adam he may be her baby daddy but Nick is the only Newman she wants? It got old to me after the first 793 times. (Furthermore, allegedly CH and MG have broken up IRL so there must be some awkwardness when they do scenes together now. On top of that, rumor has it MG has reunited with SC so yikes. Quel drame!) Elena taking life advice from Nick. Science fiction or horror? Hey, Elena, there's another Newman man you may want to talk to, about a job and about a date. O hai Adam. Lol, wait until Kyle finds out Summer already knew Phyllis ain't dead. Aw geez, now undead Phyllis is taunting Jack with electronic blasts from the past. But are the writers suggesting Victor is in on it? If so I have two words for that ish: Marco Annicelli.

I dunno but hear tell this is how the universe reacted: Nah, I think the show is just fcuking with us. Thank goodness for Tucker. AFAIC, he is the MVP of Genoa City right now.

Yeah, I don't think Mrs. Martinez is dead. She's been mentioned within the past year at least, especially in relation to Harrison and all the baked goods she was making for him.

Aw geez, NFTs. I thought that fad had finally died out. What planet was the cryptocurrency hedge fund manager from that he thought he could refuse to be arrested? I guess at some point massive wealth insulates you from basic reality. (ETA: I read elsewhere that it's a "sovereign citizen" thing not to feel subject to any part of the US legal system. Hmm.) Unless someone is deliberately trying to disappear, I can't see them leaving their driver's license behind. That bit of evidence used a proof Madison was dead was clearly sus IMO. Wouldn't Billionaire Boy's attorney have been given a witness list in the investment fraud case? That's probably how he knew Sarah was testifying against him. Seems to me a simple phone call would've provided the proof. Mansions, yachts, porn. Google search history's got dirt on everybody, lol. Why wasn't Cosgrove wearing a Kevlar vest when he went in the warehouse? Especially since he was going in without backup besides Shaw. I wondered if Cosgrove was still hopped up on the heavy duty painkillers when he was testifying. He seemed a bit too happy and laid back.

Nate: Check out my side part tho.

I really don't understand why these adults insist on sharing grown folks' business with children. IMO Johnny and Connor didn't need to know about Sally's messy baby situation, at least not until they asked. Hey, it's Dominic and he's gotten so big! Someone better call an exorcist and stock up on the crucifixes. Looks like Connor's inner Damien is resurfacing. ☠️ Harmony waves her hands around a lot and she seems to have too much nervous energy. It was distracting to me today "Everyone's so tense around here, bro." Lol, Tucker in his aviator sunglasses. YEEEAAAHHHH! Apparently Harmony was brought back to shine a spotlight on the unicorns and rainbows flying out of Devon's behind. Okay. 😐 Just when you think Billy couldn't get any worse, he said putting pineapple on pizza was a good idea. Kill me the eff now before I puke out my taste buds. Wait, what? Summer took Harrison and left for parts unknown? He's not her child! How is that not kidnapping? Jeepus cripes, I need JG to explain where Tara is and why she's a non-entity in her son's life. They're steering Dominic toward being a musician already. Ehhh, what's the rush? I'm thinking his interests should be allowed to develop on their own. Phyllis as the victim. Pssht. That ish cannot stand because everyone knows Phyllis' middle name is Instigator. You should've consulted an attorney before you pulled such a Hail Fail Mary maneuver, Daniel. Billy, you're not Connor's father. He should be getting advice from Adam, not you. You and Johnny-on-the-spot only made the situation worse with Connor's emotional troubles. Re the previews, is Nate about to put the moves on Audra or is he setting a trap? Run away, Audra!

Please tell me Sally doesn't have to get permission from daddy Nick to accept Adam's job offer. Ugh. Since when is Adam able to greet Ashley like they're old pals? Guess that whole thing where he caused her to have a miscarriage and then threw the fetus into the fireplace is bygones. At least on his part, anyway. Geez, Sharon. Can't a person get a cup of coffee in peace? Stop swooping in on people, because not everyone wants to share their feelings with you. Especially if they've got something big to hide like Summer does. Shut up, Nick. You are not the be-all, end-all for Sally. Here, have some Skippy Super Chunk to go with your jelly. 😏 Summer, yes, your brother may indeed be judgmental. However, committing murder and protecting a murderer are a couple of things normal people don't approve of. Daniel = moral high ground. Hmm, I'm going to give Round 947 of the Jack vs. Ashley battle to Jack. He had her on the ropes today and she couldn't scram out of his office fast enough, lol. Good on Sally for trying to set some boundaries with Nick wrt her dealings with Adam but it may too late. Nick has dug deep into his self-appointed role as her protector against Victor and Adam. Chance was looking rather sloppy today IMO. Did he get dressed in the dark? His hair was still perfect though. 😻 Whatever, Chloe. You've been glomming onto Sally's talent long enough. She doesn't need you harping on her personal life decisions all the time. Yikes, Tucker played right into Diane's hands. Bet he didn't expect she'd immediately tell Jack he offered to help her disappear. Ashley's reaction should be fun. 🙄 Oy, sure hope Adam didn't just provoke Nick into proposing to Sally. Nick doesn't love her and I don't even think he respects her very much. Daniel's going to tell Jack about Phyllis? Not sure how helpful that will be. I believe that commercial is a dog whistle. It's aimed at the same people who'd get reverse mortgages merely because Tom Selleck said it was a good idea. I find those ads repugnant but have to admit they're well-written for their purpose. And this off-topic so nm.

Whoa, Audra's hair. And those lips. Guess she was all about the chola look today. Of course Connor isn't thrilled about his impending baby sister. Adam and Chelsea really didn't need to dump that on him yet. Chelsea stays creating unnecessary drama for her kids. So Victoria specifically wasn't invited to Neil's re-memorial. Hmmm. Elena, sweetie, you lose 'em how you got 'em. Stop agonizing over it. Nate is not worth the energy. Victoria is unbelievable. In her view she was attracted to Nate so she was simply entitled to have him. No shame at all about what she helped do to Elena. But at least she has Nikki to give her the real talk wrt the potential liabilities of screwing your subordinate. Don't Connor and Johnny both attend Walnut Grove? Billy and Chelsea made it sound like those two hardly ever see each other when they probably eat lunch together at school every day. Audra is so shady. The last thing Elena should be doing is using her podcast to get back at Victoria. Trying to take revenge against a Newman usually doesn't end well for the person who attempts it. Adam, you know Nick won't sit still for Sally working for you again, even if Victor claims he'll stay out of it. Sally does not need more messiness while she's baking your baby. Ruh roh, Nate just figured out how Elena knew to track him down in L.A. with Victoria. Audra might want to start updating her resume, lol. FYI, I don't think that scene has been shown in the US yet. But wow, wouldn't it be interesting if the pool house caught on fire again?

Thank you! I barely remembered any of this. Now I'm even more surprised Harmony dared to show her face at the re-memorial. Good thing Moses and Sophia didn't attend or that could've been awkward. Yeah but if Sharon made it official that she was using the coffeehouse as her therapy office she'd have to keep what people tell her confidential. This way she can casually let people think what they're telling her is private and then she can gossip about them later. I don't know why anyone assumes they're receiving real therapy from her for the price of a cup of coffee. You get what you pay for couldn't be more apt as far as Sharon's concerned. IKR? I really don't understand Nate at all. Is he actually messed up in the head because he doesn't seem to see how he keeps doing stuff to hurt the people closest to him. And it's not minor things like forgetting to send a birthday card or skipping out on lunch date. What happened to him?

"Hope we can be together the next time in harmony?" WTF? One day John is going to say that to the wrong person and things will go sideways. Standing next to your car chugging vodka straight from the bottle. Did Barry not know Sally was a drunk or did he not care? Just like he didn't know his kid's pot pie was still frozen. Utterly oblivious. John was so emotionally abused. The social isolation, and the self-serving religious indoctrination by his father, his mother being anything but maternal. Barry and Sally were deeply messing him up and it'll be horrible when John realizes what they did to him. If anyone's taking a vote, I didn't hate this episode and I also didn't think it was funny. I just felt so sad for John.

Who asked for all those flashbacks of Nate talking to Elena like she's stupid? Grrr. Jack and Diane making out on the living room couch. John Abbott would be so proud of those horny teenagers. 😏 Summer acting like Phyllis going to prison would be worse than her having killed a guy and framed someone for a murder they didn't commit. StuporGirl's brain must have the consistency of scrambled eggs right now. Aparently someone told Allison Lanier (Summer) to stop making that exaggerated pouty face but she's struggling to control herself. I kept watching her start to push her mouth out and then she'd suddenly pull it back. Hee. "What if," Ashley? What if you STFU? What if you snort a whole bottle of chill pills? What if you climb off your high horse and step in some poop? Meanwhile, Tucker seemed to be enjoying watching Diane explain the facts of life on bail with an ankle monitor to Ashley and her head full of snakes. He's a riot. Nate! You cheated on Elena! With your boss! The blasé way you were explaining things to Sharon, it sounded like all you did was work too much overtime. FOH you lying POS. Wait, Elena thinks Nate is screwing Victoria because he wants power and success? Girl, no. Nate is a basic dog rutting after a CEO bitch in heat. Don't buy his excuses. Daniel, use *69. Make your nutbag mommy answer her phone instead treating you like you're on a telemarketer's call list. Oh yeah, the pool house. That's what the Abbotts call their guest cottage. Should be fun for Harrison to live there for a while but I hope the pool is empty and covered. (And Grandma Red doesn't show up. 😱)

Fcuking European League Football! Heads up, those in Western time zones. Y&R is being preempted today and tomorrow (Tuesday, May 9, and Wednesday, May 10) for this soccer stuff again. 🙄💩🙄💩 Usually the daily episodes show up online at CBS.com/Paramount+ in the afternoon. I guess this is how TPTB plan to keep Y&R afloat: give its time slot to the sports division several times a month. Ehhh.

That whole thing felt off to me. First of all, why hasn't Harmony met Dominic yet? He's almost two years old. Is her mystery job so important she couldn't spare a moment to come visit her first grandchild? Yet she could return to GC to commemorate a guy who's been dead since before Dom was born. Second, were Harmony and Neil even that close? Seems like the only reason she showed up is because Tucker talked her into it. If Devon had really wanted Harmony to be there he could've sent a car or jet for her himself. And third, I'm wondering if maybe they brought Harmony on to make up for Dru being barely mentioned, plus the lack of Moses, Mattie, Charlie, Olivia, and Ana. Harmony isn't related to Lily or Nate though so how does that work? The whole thing seemed thrown together at the last minute to me. (But Abby did such a wonderful job decorating, dontcha know?🙄) And Devon and Lily were being propped merely for being raised by Neil. Yeesh, I wonder how many other out-of-the-blue excuses JG can come up with to have group events in that room because he has run this Neil worship into the ground IMO.

She's the OG Harmony. Guess TPTB decided to do her solid and bring her back even though she's probably not the actress most remembered in the role. Yeah it was weird given that they did mention Dru by name at least a two times on Friday's episode. But they still can't show her photo it seems. 🙄

Why did Devon act so surprised Tucker did a decent thing for him and Harmony? Ungrateful brat. The Abbotts keep referring to their guest room. Singular. How does a mansion only have one room for guests? Apparently Ashley, Traci, Billy, Jack, and Kyle have bedrooms kept on reserve when they're not living there at the moment. But there were spare rooms for when Allie and Harrison showed up. Huh? 🤔 HAH HAH HAH HAH! That face Crystal made when Nate walked in! It was pure, "Oh no you didn't." She already must've heard the hot goss about him and Elena. "...the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." Victor being erudite and quoting Shakespeare's Hamlet? Oh please. He must've had Adam write his speech for him. Victoria was nowhere in sight at Neil's re-memorial. Surely Devon would've invited her since she and Neil were old friends. Hmm. Ashley can get all the way over herself. She was Neil's girlfriend when she cheated on him with Tucker. Tucker is messy, Ashley. It's who he's always been; it's what he's always done. Harmony = collateral damage. Lily and Daniel mentioned her son Charlie. Wonder how old he's supposed to be now? He and Mattie are like professional students, lol. What was going on with Malcolm's voice? There was a whole lot more bass in it. Hope SM okay. And in honor of Neil, Devon Hamilton becomes Devon Winters. Well at least Dominic won't have to wonder why Hamilton isn't one of his 47 last names. Bad carbon footprint, Malcolm. You could've teleconferenced in instead flying back and forth more hours than the length your appearance at event. Geez. 🤨 OMG, I'm having a out-of-body experience.

Whaaaaat!!!!??? Michael Keaton is my favorite Batman after Christian Bale. Whatever he's doing in The Flash may be a crapfest though. Sigh.

Sasha Calle (formerly Y&R's Lola Rosales) is featured as Supergirl in the new trailer for The Flash movie. There's speculation that she may get her own Supergirl movie after all, depending on how well this Flash movie does. It's iffy because of Ezra Miller's awful IRL problems. I guess Warner Bros. thinks bringing back Michael Keaton as Batman can cover all sins.