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I can. I thought looked like something put together by Edward Scissorhands. I follow the website that tracks down where a lot of the Y&R women's clothes can be purchased and I can't wait to see who's selling that rag. Life was looking up! Fine, how about Murdering Stalker D-Bag? In other words, you a basic (garden tool which rhymes with snow). My girl Avery doesn't pull any punches. IKR? I never really noticed how nicely formed he is until today. Hel-lo, Detective Harding.

Summer's found the answer! Women really can have it all, as long as they've got rich, doting parents and grandparents who'll give them anything just to stop the whining!

I just noticed tonight how huge Zach's neck is. That can't be natural, can it?

Well, gigantic hypocrite that Liam may be, I'm in his corner on the wrongness of the diamond gift. Putting aside all of the messy Liam/Hope/Wyatt triangular history, IMO it is still wildly inappropriate for someone's girlfriend to accept such an expensive gift from another man. If the situation were reversed, Wyatt would be going berserk.

Veronica's smirking self needs to take her incessant "boy" crap and burn in hell. I previously assumed she'd paid Melissa to put it on Jeffrey but now I wonder if the girl has any idea that she's a beard. She has a right to know that the man she's having sex with might also be having sex with men because that may not be a risk she's willing to take. Why do people as rich as the Cryers not have any security on their estate, and how is it that the Harringtons don't have voicemail on their home phone? What century are these people living in? (Must say, though, I loved Ronnie's silk PJs.) I hated to see David about to succumb to temptation but Veronica pretty much pushed him to do it with the false accusations. Meanwhile, I am still riding on the "Jim and Ronnie had a fling back in the day" train. There's a subtle intimacy about the way they interact with each other, as if they share a secret. I think Amanda shot herself, or at least I hope she did. I don't know which character is more useless: her, Wyatt, or Celine. She did. The color purple seemed to be rampant in this episode. Yeah, about 35 episodes too late, AFAIC. If it's not about the money, why does she keep taking it from the Jim? Her baby boy is a grown-ass man so it can't be child support. If Jim's worred about her spilling all the Cryer's dirty laundry, he should just have the Malones fit her for some cement shoes and drop her in a river. Heh, his case. Noice. Don't know why it could be weird for Amanda to use the gun on herself; apparently she's already tried to take herself out several times already. Are you referencing her possible pregnancy (the plot point which vanished like the wind)? Her putting a bullet in Celine's head would be a good alternative though. I'll give TP credit for leaving a few good cliffhangers again. Gawd help me, I wish I knew how to quit this trainwreck....

If your son is not only a GoT fan, he also recognizes Summer for the walking and talking box of air that she is, I gotta say you raised him right.

Beast Mode Big Baby is hilarious! Except in the case of real-life Big Baby, she never did.

Holy moly, what a mix-up of metaphors. The parable of the mustard seed; mountains out of molehills; Lot's wife turning into a mound of salt because she dared to look back at Sodom. And the sad thing is, it probably made perfect sense to him.

Could be. However, I also watch Drunk History and there are several rather direct parallels, including the staging and some of the dialogue used by the people off camera. It seemed too on the nose to me to have just happened but of course I could be wrong. Maybe he's counting on most of his audience not being familiar with the show he might be copying but on YouTube several commenters mentioned Drunk History.

No, he isn't. I started watching these when he was doing them last season. He usually just does the reenactment part; the drunk narration is something new. This season's houseguest are so boring that I suppose he's having a hard time coming up with funny skits with them and decided to try this different twist. I hope it was just a one-time thing because IMO it's a really poor rip off of/homage to Drunk History. In fact, at one point he pretty blatantly copied one of Lisa Bonet's moments in the San Francisco episode of Drunk History.

That car cost at least a half million dollars. NFW it doesn’t have satellite-based communication built in. Devon clearly needs a woman in his life who can help him figure out how to spend his money because it's just dumb to be stranded out in the boonies in a car that expensive. Jack is old-school. His policy is: "(word that rhymes with nose) before bros." Heh, maybe Billy and Stitch can battle it out Highlander-style. There can only be one...baby daddy! (Ditto comment upthread; "flaming sword of his narcissism" is a brilliant turn of phrase.) That was kinda creepy the way Sharon kept her eyes open while she was kissing Nick. Seems like a move you'd make if you were up to no good.

Gosh, I learned something about myself while watching this episode. A good-looking Asian guy with a Southern drawl makes me feel all gooey inside. What's she going to do if child turns out to have inherited the shape-shifter gene? "Boys will be boys."

Okay, how about 37.821% responsible? He wouldn't need to get any heebee jeebees and run like scared prey. He'd just need to be a professional and realize that he was dealing with arguably the biggest gangster in NM (at the moment, anyway) who should be handled with the utmost caution. Heisenberg staged a multi-location hit on about a dozen people at the same time. Who knows what kind of resources he could draw upon (and did) if he felt he desperately needed to protect his money? But no, Hank had to be a braggart cowboy and look where it got him.

The Cryers are very wealthy people. Presumably Amanda and Wyatt went to private schools, hung out at country clubs, etc. They should know by example how other rich kids dress. Katheryn definitely looks the part of a woman who buys couture clothing or at least stuff from the better off-the-rack stores, but Amanda looks like she gets her wardrobe at Ross or Walmart. Now those are perfectly fine stores if that's all you can afford but that is not the case with Amanda. Her clothes look way too cheap and ill-fitting for someone raised and still living at her socioeconomic level. Even allowing for her mental issues, I don't there's any reason for her to be in anything like that skort outfit. It's like something left over from a blaxploitation film from the 1970s.

Why would that (the thing mentioned in the spoiler) even need to happen? Good grief.

Yeah, his comments about Obama are what I was alluding to. Does he know Amber is also biracial? If so, his fixation on her may be a fetish thing. What I'm not sure of is whether he realizes her being half-Black may be part of his pull toward her and his expectation that she should feel particularly honored for the attention. There's a historical novel called Wench about a true-life resort in antebellum Ohio where well-to-do White slave owners would take their Black enslaved mistresses. Of course Amber's not a slave but I think Caleb's obssession with her (and his perception of her ingratitude) mimics some things in that book.

Ugh, the master/slave mentality starts to rear its head. NTTAWWT if you're into that sort of thing but IMO there's a racial subtext in this situation which is extra distastful (though I'm still unsure whether Caleb realizes it). Whatever, Caleb is a walking bundle of delusional nutbaggery.

Oy, there's always the "which came first, chicken or egg?" argument. Of course Walt is overall responsible for the entire situation. I was speaking to that particular moment in the saga. I think if Hank had simply left when arrest was done he probably wouldn't have been there for the shootout to occur. He could have called Marie later but no, he just had to brag right away and he had to assume that he had all bases covered. He knew what kind of stuff Walt had pulled before and I don't think expecting a possible ambush was out of the question. I agree, he should have come with more backup than his partner.

Yep, I keep wanting to think she's an undercover agent but stealing from the wife of one of her targets just doesn't fit. Well, that's what Stern was getting at, I think. How does James figure out which ones are the "civilized" ones? Ugh, when that one rich bitch asked if she could touch Tasha's hair I gasped out loud. Tasha was right, that whole evening was about trying to tell James to know his place. His stupid ego thought Stern actually considered him an equal. Loved that moment when Tasha took off her earrings like she was getting ready jump some woman in the middle of the street. Interesting that she pulled back when she saw who it was. Based on her conversation with her girlfriend later, she could handle a Black or White sidepiece but a Latina gave her pause. Wonder if she's got some bad old history with the chicas? That shite-eatin' grin Kanan flashed at the end was perfect. Ghost is about to get it from all sides: Tasha, Stern, Kanan, and probably Angie too once she connects the dots. I have a feeling Ghost left some DNA on that shot glass he used at Rolla's place and boy is Angie going to have rude awakening.

I'm rewatching the final season and just finished the episode where the shootout begins. It's tragic what happens to Hank but I put about 90% of it on him. If he had just left after arresting Walt instead hanging around to call Marie and brag, he probably not only would still be alive but would've succeeded in his takedown of Walt. Hank's ego was always a problem and it was his ultimate undoing.

This would be the third episode in a row that she's worn it. I know this show is being done on the cheap but that's pathetic. (To be fair, daytime soap characters often wear the same outfit for several episodes in a row but the clothes they're wearing don't look like someone pulled them from the remainders bin.) Again, I can't believe a professonal costume designer would have put Amanda in that skort or Katheryn in her very unflattering dress and I wonder if some of actors are wearing their own clothing. Either that or TP is serving as the wardrobe designer on top of his 15 other titles. I wonder if TP's new nighttime soap coming in September is going to be any better than this mess. One can only hope he's learned from the mistakes he's made with THATHN.

This is the only thing I disagree with. I don't think Ridge is being propped as a hero. I think he's being propped as someone who thinks he's a hero. Just sit back and wait for the comeuppance.

One of the MWTs must be a Joan Crawford fan. If they pursue this storyline it'll look like part of the plot of Mildred Pierce (woman loses her man to the wayward daughter she'd desperately doted upon). Back when Sharon had her Newman Enterprises boardroom moment it was like that "this ain't my first time at the rodeo" scene in Mommy Dearest. Hmmm. Maybe I'm giving the writers too much credit...

Real talk. I'll never understand who TPTB think wants to see women treated the way they are on this show.

I think it warrants fighter jets being scrambled from the nearest AFB. Why wouldn't the authorities assume that it could be a terrorist attack? Plus, Ridge was pulling that crap over a populated area. It was a disaster waiting to happen. (That series of scenes reminded me of when Y&R had septuagenarian Eric Braeden's character parachuting out a helicopter--at night, no less--into the wilds of Canada. Seriously?) I agree that it would be silly but what would be "sick" about it? They're not related and it isn't as if Eric draws a line at getting involved with his employees or exes of his relatives. IMO it'd be funny if Maya tries to make a move on another Forrester and gets summarily smacked down. I'd rather see that than another round of "Maya is no match for the local blonde".