4leafclover

This conjured up such a great new series in my mind for Whitney! Some episodes could include; 1. Whitney decides to give another themed party in her home and she dresses up as Superman. However, when the real Superman appears, Whitney is forced to climb out onto the window ledge.........wait, nope. Window ledge too narrow, Whitney can't fit thru the window. 2. Whitney hosts another cruise for her adoring fans but decides to go ashore to sniff her cat's breath one last time. She misses the boat and has to be lowered by a rope aboard the ship by a helicopter.........wait, nope. Helicopter? Rope? Whitney? 3. Whitney cannot find her passport and wants desperately to join her barnacles on a trip to Europe. She jokingly hides in an old steamer trunk in order to sneak into Europe. Again, nope......an armoire maybe, but no way a trunk. 4. Whitney and Todd get jobs as candy wrappers in a chocolate factory and get behind on the assembly line. Whitney is forced to eat most of the chocolates in order to keep up. BINGO! And we have a winner.

Was anybody else hoping to see Whitney do the Steven-Assanti-Flip-Out-Of-The-Golf-Cart-Onto-Your-Butt-Move?

I believe she said she was pregnant the last time she tried it on. They shared their first kiss at their wedding.

I thought she was probably using the money her father's sons gave her when he died. The younger son said something about them "discovering" she hadn't been paid for her previous 2 years of employment at the shop, so it sounded like a significant amount.

As a Texan, I must disagree. We are not "too closed minded," but rather, our men aren't social outcasts and our women aren't desperate losers.

Couldn't put my finger on why, the minute I saw Grandpa Putman, I was creeped out. Then today I realized, he looks like Tim Kaine. Of course, there are many, many more reasons that I find him disgusting.

And the only one that didn't go into the "family" business. Don't you know he holds that over the son's head every chance he gets.

Good for Will for standing up to Coco's "non-traditional" whackadoo idea. The previous season she whined and complained non-stop about not finding a man to accept her for who she is. Now she finds a nice, stable guy who seems to like her a lot and she wants an "open" relationship. It's becoming evident that she is one of those women who will pass up a dozen nice guys to hook up with a loser. Run, Will, run! Lindsay--oh, my. Is there a bigger mess on TV than her (pun intended)? She is filthy, unstable and drinks too much. I can't imagine her roommate staying long. And that phony laugh/giggle that she does after almost every sentence--makes me want to scream! I hope she straightens up for her newborn's sake, but if not, I hope child protective services has her on their radar.

A "normal" store??? Wow.

Well, I didn't see a Menorah either, so they must not be Jewish...............

Oh gee, here we go yet again with Bratgate, followed by Hairgate, then Poolgate, etc etc etc.

You "fear" their patriotism appeal???

This episode was actually pretty enjoyable to watch--no screaming and very few bleeps. I don't know why the producers think we enjoy non-stop verbal assaults on our televisions every week. I felt sorry for Todd--he must have felt humiliated not being able to get into the boat, yet he stayed cheerful and encouraged Christy to go on without him. Stand-up guy!

Thank you. I think we are one of 10 families in the entire S. Texas coastline who didn't flood or suffer extensive damage. The help and support that has come into our state (and that was already here, as well) have been unbelievable. Very humbling and heartwarming, especially for the victims of Harvey.

Regarding Whitney and Texas--I am in Houston, and I beg you all not to encourage her to visit. Really, we have enough destruction and mayhem here as it is.............

I'm trying to stick with this show but between the bleeping of the cuss words and their overall lack of proper enunciation, I cannot understand a thing most of them are saying. When Kermit (or whoever Tonya's man is), Chris, Jordan and the twins speak, I have no idea what is going on!

I am in Houston and I have been watching the local MLS listings for their home here but it isn't listed. It is either not for sale or it is a private listing. The county appraisal district has the market value at $933, 250.

Ok, I admit I am no fan of Puddles (I share Simon's disdain for clowns) but your post made me look on youtube out of curiosity. You are right, he did a much better job than he did on AGT. Too bad, he really was having an off night!

Can those posters who are talking about the results please add a spoiler alert? Not everyone has seen the results yet. Thanks!

I have no problem with that. It is her home, after all. Russ and Paola didn't agree so they stayed elsewhere, which is what anyone should do if they don't agree with the house rules.

It's for her "ca-REAR!" ; )

And Briana was practicing for her Ph.D. in enabling. I've given up asking why he treats her so badly. Now I only ask why she puts up with it. Loved when Todd said, "Bonnie and Clyde? More like Ike and Tina Turner." Hahahaha Todd, good one!

I only watch the LWLA, so I didn't know some of those other couples but I would have more respect for the whole concept if Tonya would have just said, "The show is paying us to stay at this resort and we all wanted a free vacay." Instead, she says the same old thing they always say---"I invited the 'girls' and their partners here so we can work on our issues and blah, blah, blah." Same song, different verse--invite people you hate to vacation with you, someone uninvited arrives, screaming and fighting ensues, nothing gets resolved, partners stand around looking dumb. And what the heck was that with Lila???

Oh no--they're moving from their beautiful home in Houston?

They are all more attractive without the too dark or too light hair coloring and hair extensions. Elena looks beautiful with the shorter bob she is now wearing (although she still wears those stupid extensions) and Terra looks better with a more natural hairstyle. Terra does absolutely nothing to hide her figure flaws with her choice of clothing. As for shoes, they all need a lesson on footwear! lol