dolphincorn

Thanks for all the great posts this season. I usually participate, but this really was the most boring season ever. What really frustrated me, though, was that three women who could have mopped the floor with the guys played the same dumb game they always play by handing power back to the guys. Cody, Tyler and Memphis shouldn't have been anywhere near the finale. Wake me up when an all-female alliance actually accomplishes something in this game. Of course, that would mean the casting director would have to stop casting women who would take a showmance over a victory playing the game. Both times I auditioned in-person for BB Canada, one of the first questions I was asked was "How do you feel about showmances?"

Abby is the Serena Cha Cha of Holland. That glitter on her bony chest looked like stubble. She's terrible.

Abby glues her wigs down too low. She looks like a Giudice.

Roem looked as if she has an eating disorder.

Hi everyone! Long time no see. I have a quick question for you all because I haven't really being paying attention to the feeds. Tyler is still doing very well on the Joker's rankings. Watching the live show, I've become annoyed with him because I'm annoyed by anyone who gives up. Is he doing something different on the feeds that is making him appeal to the viewers? Or is he just more appealing than the rest of the idiots?

The Capricorn/Pisces relationship in a nutshell.

I write a lot about the housewives and their zodiac signs. Gretchen and Slade are a Scorpio/Scorpio combo like Phaedra and Apollo. I know, right?

Bella should have been nominated for that awful green ruffle top alone.

If anyone can capture a screenshot of the chair with the cowgirls on it, I'll post a photo of myself in a shirt made from the exact same material.

Brooke Lynn should have done Beyonce.

Sometimes she looks as if she's auditioning to be the lead singer in a Kid Creole and the Coconuts tribute band.

I could watch Love Connie all day long.

I worked with Chelsea once when I was a presenter at a trade show. What you see is what you get with her. She's very charming but it seems as if she's always "on." I hope that Mark will be the second Jewish contestant from Edmonton to pee in the hot tub. Arisa may be popular with most fans, but I can't stand the way that she stands with her legs apart when she's wearing dresses. I always think that she looks as if she is bracing for an earthquake. I haven't picked a favorite so far, but I was glad that the votes were split down the middle last night. It's always more fun when the house is divided. I'm also glad that I won't ever have to watch another segment devoted to Maki getting his groove on. What the fuck was that?

So, I not only write astrology books, but I've been the astrologer for a few big magazines. This challenge was fun, but a bit of a letdown because not all of the signs were represented, and a few were poorly represented. Everything in astrology corresponds to colors, stones, flowers, etc., so I wonder if Vanjie knew that roses were a Libra flower because everything about that outfit was perfect. I've got a Drag Race Zodiac Dream Team feature on my astrology blog. It's right here if anyone is interested in reading it.

This is the first season ever where I picked the winner based upon the introduction of the cast during the premiere. I told my sister that I wanted Kaycee to win because no one like that has ever won. Of course, I proceeded to tell her that I would probably begin hating Kaycee after the first episode. I'm glad that that prediction didn't come true.

I'd give a thumbs up like the Fonz because I'm cool like that.

My condolences.

Don't they wear necklace-style mics on BB Canada?

You guys sound like a bunch of picky Virgos.

I want a Season 11 finale lip sync where one queen removes her beehive wig to reveal a real beehive full of angry killer bees that swarm her competitor.

Kameron's got this. The winner of the regular season never has a name that starts with a vowel.

They got the winner they deserved. Voting out strong players and competition beasts all season long resulted in a final five with three players who had never won anything and two who didn't win anything until the second half of the season. At least Paras proved her worth over Will and Maddy by winning a few comps, coming in close in a few others, and sharing her strategy with the viewers. She did what she set out to do and it worked. Good for her.

I wasn't too invested because it became apparent quite early that the weak were targeting the strong. That always leads to a shitty season. Last year with all the vets, everyone came out swinging. Three of the final four were very deserving. This year, only one of the final five played a game worthy of the win.

I'd be a terrible addition to the cast. I decided to become a vegetarian three decades ago after a bad experience at Wendy's, and I shave my head. I wonder if there are any other sponsors I could offend?

The imaginary sax solo would have been a nice touch, too, if it wasn't during the song's famous trombone solo.