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I really enjoyed this premiere. Villains, underdogs, delusional queens — what more could you ask for? Ivory Glaze's transformation is one for the ages.

Naysha's lip sync to "Applause" is my pick for the worst lip sync in Drag Race herstory.

I just watched the Season 3 premiere. The contestants! The dancers! The lip sync! I need a cold shower.

I've watched them all, but the only time I didn't bother getting to the finale was during the Philippines season. The Thailand season where two eliminated queens made it to the finale was a disappointment, too. Spain seems low-budget to me. Italy made the wrong choice in S1 in a way that no other franchise has blown it (Farida Kant is among the best in the world). The worst thing about Belgium is Rita's wardrobe. Vs the World is fun, but who ever thought that the world needed more Silky Nutmeg Ganache? I just rewatched her losing to Eureka last night, and that was one of the sloppiest lip syncs in Drag Race herstory. Sweden has a great cast, but one of the biggest boogers made it to the final five. However, Canada S3 let a booger take second place, so that one is definitely among worst of the worst for me from a judging perspective.

Fux's outfit on the makeover episode was out of this world. Also, that was one of the best gimmicks ever to win a makeover episode. That guy came a long way, both in life and on this show. What a turnaround!

The houseguest ratings on Joker's Updates are as hilarious as ever. Ty rates even lower than Zach!

Susan looks exactly the same as a guy I used to work with who was from Belgium. It's uncanny! Rita is a charming, capable host, but she deserves a better wardrobe department.

I'm enjoying this version, too. Fux is great and whoever is designing his outfits is incredible. I was disappointed that we didn't get the lip sync we deserved for "Sexual Revolution,'' though. That song was made for this show!

I'm impressed with the judging so far. We're three episodes in and no decisions have left me scratching my head or swearing at the TV. On an unrelated note, Joan Rivers once said my name on live TV. I know, right?

The top three and the bottom three could not have been clearer. After watching another season of questionable judging decisions in Canada, it was refreshing to see a panel that gets it right.

I was just thinking about Sweden's version, and it made me realize that the artists used for the lip syncs are likely to include ABBA, Ace of Base, Army of Lovers, Robyn and September. Seriously, I gave myself goosebumps just typing that.

Silky, Ra'Jah and Laganja are all Capricorns. I think we try too hard to prove ourselves when we're young, rather than just letting our talents speak for themselves.

Silky did a great reprise of her T.S. Madison impersonation. She should have been in the bottom instead of Anita. Icesis and Ra'Jah clearly drew a line in the sand during this episode. Also, Justin Trudeau is my astrological twin.

I just came to say that Chiara Francini is the most annoying judge on any version of Drag Race.

That was a good episode. The second episode was such a bust that I had lowered my expectations for the whole season. Now I'm feeling hopeful again. I'm rooting for the two French queens. Both of them are doing exciting things!

I just want a player to win. They seem to be voting out people who can win things while leaving a lot of dead weight in the house. At this rate, Betty is going to make it to the final two.

Jeez, I can't stand contestants like Betty and Summer who presume that they have some sort of agency in the game simply because they made it through casting. They're awful players, awful at comps, and both of them probably have the idea in their heads that Canada adores them. I'll take a messy player like Marty any day over a useless one like Betty.

I'm annoyed by the perkiness of the cast every time BBCAN premieres. Once they settle into the game, it's usually pretty good, though. I'd be targeting every screechy girl. I've attended castings a couple of times. I was a year older than Marty when I tried out for Season 1. I'd still love to be on the show, but I'm sure that they wouldn't cast me because of my age, even though I look younger than Marty. I've been a fitness trainer since 1986, so it's not as if I have one foot in the grave. I just know that I'd enter the house like Cody on BBUS and immediately hate everyone who couldn't stop mugging for the cameras. I still don't understand why they believe that's what the fans want to see.

Vanity Milan wears the cheapest wigs in Drag Race herstory.

What I found remarkable about the Season 2 premiere was that the three best entrance looks (in my opinion) were worn by the three queens who ended up on top during the challenge. A lot of the others looked like fodder, so I'm not expecting a lot of controversial decisions, at least not for the first half of the season.

I think Scarlet is terrific, but I also understand the "uncomfortable" criticism. When she's in drag, she does something that reminds of Laganja at her worst. She slips back into a character that she believes is charming, but it comes off as a bit desperate. The same thing happened in the Mariah Carey challenge during her original season. I suppose that is what RuPaul was getting at, although I could be wrong. Regardless, I believed that Kylie and Jan were far worse this episode.

This reminds me that Jon Pardy flossed for the first time ever (at Neda's insistence) during his time in the BB Canada house.

I forgot about it. I thought it was a winter coat when she was sitting on the couch. I couldn't really figure it out. That being said, mixed feelings are better than those feelings that make your stomach turn. I got those from Beth's top.

I'm only interested in eliminating contestants who assault my eyes with their wardrobe choices. Tychon's ripped jeans moved him up to the top of my list. They were even uglier than the green, floral Henley top that Beth wore in her promo video. Josh's prison-issue sweats also have him on my radar, even though I should be angrier at his haircut.

I started watching the meet-the-cast videos, but for some reason several of them were not playing. Anyway, Beth is wearing the ugliest top I've ever seen in my life. She's actually shown in my neighborhood in the video, at an apartment complex I lived in thirty-five years ago. It's a minute away from the gym where I work, and just down street from where Mark from two seasons ago lived before he moved to another province. Small world, huh?