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I'm not annoyed that Nick is going to get the money. He was a competition beast. I am annoyed that Phil is splitting the money because he sucked incredibly. But as I mentioned weeks ago, I wouldn't have been upset with a Kelsey win because I believe that each season gets the winner it deserves. The cast deserved that final two when they allowed Kelsey to come back into the house UNCONTESTED. What a bunch of idiots!

She also reminds me of Krusty. There's probably a free jagged metal Krusty-O in every bottle of Tipsy Girl.

I feel bad for Nick because he will have to split the money he won with his useless brother whom he carried along all season. Phil was nothing more than a handicap. I really can't see the scenario playing out any other way.

I'm actually starting to get into this show. Potomac lost me, I can't watch OC because I can't stand Vicki, NJ is a mess and I didn't like Miami or DC. I still go crazy for BH and NYC, I still have hope for Atlanta, and this one might turn into something as soon as LeeAnne stops trying to derail it with her bullshit.

I feel as if Chi Chi was let go to come back for All-Stars 2.

Bob Mackie looked different . . .

The only thing that can save this show now is to have Marcia Cross remove her wig only to reveal a huge brain-surgery scar.

I want to like Maddy because she's won two HOHs and she's going after power players, but she was wearing a tube-top with sleeves on Thursday's episode. A TUBE-TOP WITH SLEEVES!!!

I don't know why someone didn't do "Open Your Heart" Madonna. The costume would have been easy, the runway moves could have been poached from the video, and it would have given someone a chance to take off her wig mid-performance without being docked for it.

My all-time favorite BB Canada moment was when Peter Brown didn't use his veto on Topaz, and then was promptly shut-down by Jillian who told him that they were never that tight. The self-described "mastermind" could have won the game, but he was too chickenshit to make a move. On that note, Jillian was really good at this game. I'm rooting for Kelsey now. This show gets the winner it deserves.

How many of the Canadians cast still live with their parents? Everyone but Mitch, Christine and Sharry? The junior high mentality of this season is unbearable.

I still don't like anyone this far into the season. I'm still not rooting for anyone. This has never happened before.

I can't stand Douche-Mode Cowboy and his stuffed nose and his nipple piercing and his Dudley-Do-Right persona. He's at the bottom of the Joker's poll and no one likes him on any of the fan forums. What are they thinking when they prop him up?

But that white, apron-style top she was wearing for much of the episode . . . jeez that was ugly. At one point, I thought she had it on backwards. I watched the Side Show last night for the first time in a while. Jon is now sporting a man-bun, Peter is looking terribly gaunt and his eating disorder is still the elephant in the room. Sarah looked good, though. Arisa's new stylist deserves a raise, too.

I don't believe that I've been this deep into any season without having a favorite yet.

Yeah, I was waiting for Caleb and the awkward guy to kiss, just because . . .

I'm starting to hope that it's all an elaborate hoax like that Michael Douglas movie, or one long dream sequence like that entire season of "Dallas."

I heard 90-minute fake double eviction, too.

I can sometimes make money writing in the US, and I've also made personal-appearance fees. The tax treaty for Canadians works this way: artists and athletes (which includes people on TV shows) need to have a permanent residence in the country where they are working before they have to pay taxes in that country. Personal appearances (which this might count as) can be taxed in the place where they occur if the individual makes over a certain amount of money. Because of the amount of time Tim and Nikki are in Canada, and the fact that they actually possess a physical residence in Canada, that probably makes Canadian tax law applicable rather than Aussie or UK tax law. That's generally how the treaties work. If they don't last long, but make just a bit of money, they probably will be taxed in the countries where they live. It's really complicated and each tax treaty has different considerations.

No kidding! First we get Paul almost dying in the Divergent challenge and then congratulating himself that he could climb a ladder at 43-years old, and now we've got Christine falling off a wall in her challenge. I auditioned when I was 47 and was picked as the biggest physical threat in my group. Of course, that's as far as I got. Why cast someone over 30 who can actually compete? Or get along with people? Or play the fucking game?

I wonder if I'd still be watching this show if the cast wasn't so pretty?

Kelsey and Raul were already in Loveita's HOH room sucking up after she won. I hope that Loveita isn't having any of it.

Now that I've read the recap, that Ikea cabinet is looking more and more suspicious.

Between the close-ups of the nipple piercing and having to listen to his plugged-nose voice, Jared is now at the bottom of my list. Get him out! Get him out soon!

I love Julie and I hate Peter. We're on different teams here. I'm curious to know which contestants everyone likes so far. I enjoy revisiting first impressions later in the season when we finally get around to hating almost everyone.