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You guys know this better than I do: which of the older house guests are fans and which of them are recruits? The problem this season seems to be a cast full of people who don't want to play the game.

No, but being in the BB house for three months would likely rekindle my passion for interpretive jazz dance.

I'm preparing for my BB Canada audition. You guys are such a source of inspiration that I thought I would ask you for a few tips. Should I lead with this, or should I just let the casting agents know that I'm only going on the show to become famous?

The stupid comments aside, I believe that Jason is playing the best game because he's actually trying to win, trying to create alliances and second-guessing some of the shadier stuff going on. Nevertheless, when he does that hip-roll thing that is supposed to look sexy, all the goodwill I have developed for him goes out the window and I want him to die.

#mouthbreather

I don't like Jason much. His gummy smile makes me want to punch him in the face. Anyway, I think he's a decent player. He's got a social game and he's winning comps. I wouldn't be disgusted if he won.

Me thinks the same thing.

If we can take away just one thing from this shit show, it's that.

Also, since when is being a bitch on a reality show a bad thing?

The whispers of rigging were deafening during BB Canada this season when Neda entered the game with an advantage similar to Paul's. The Canadians took advantage of the double eviction, though, and took her out. Still, two vets made it to the final four and a vet eventually won. These morons are going to be roasted outside of the house if they let Paul get to the end and allow him to win. As it stands, he deserves to win.

Listen, with that rat in the house and Mark gone we still have the potential of a Hantavirus outbreak. Look on the bright side!

At the moment, I'm wondering if I should bother to try out for BB Canada again. They've cast Kevin (in the US) and Karen (in Canada). The two of them lasted a long time and both were in my age bracket. I've been a fitness trainer for three decades, though. I'm also ready to publish another book and the timing might be perfect for me to fame whore my way onto your TV screens. However, I am bothered by the small stuff that you mentioned. I don't want people picking my habits apart on forums like this. So what if I make a big mess when I brush my teeth? I think I would probably come off better than most of the people in the house, though, because I'm naturally not-gross.

He has won two temptation comps and two vetoes. He is ahead of most of these schmucks.

Why can't they just call them "horizontally gifted" and leave it at that?

That's funny because I almost clicked on the video, but I then I said to myself "But what it she's singing?"

The Joker's polls are better than ever this morning. The seven in this Nerd Herd/Friendship Redux are the seven lowest-ranking house guests. From the bottom up it goes Raven, Matt, Christmas, Josh, Paul, Alex and Jason. Elena and Kevin are hovering around the center, and Cody and Mark are the current fan favorites.

I don't know if there is anything more satisfying about this season than waking up each morning to check out the Joker's rankings and seeing that Raven hasn't budged from her spot, even with all the other creeps in the house.

Dr. Will and Janelle are probably the two most-famous Capricorns to play this game. We're in good company.

@Rachel RSL, I believe you watch BB Canada. Neda's reign during this past season came to an abrupt end during the double eviction. I'm sort of hoping that Paul is shown the door in the same soul-crushing manner.

Also, Chenbot and Codybot have a few things in common. I was joking around with a comedian I follow on Twitter that Cody is probably a Capricorn like me, the comedian I was talking to, and Julie herself. We can have a difficult time trying to appear smiley when we're in the company of idiots.

Julie has taken an interest in this showmance as evidenced in her Tweets. More than usual, anyway.

They should could give his alliance a name. How about "The Friendship"?

I had a dream last night that I was on a Big Brother-like show where we had to write down in black marker who we wanted to eliminate on the backsides of our fellow contestants. Analysis anyone?

Maybe Melania Trump can make a PSA.

I don't believe that anyone is irretrievably lost to small-mindedness. I see a little of my younger self in Cody (grouchiness; a superiority complex; an inability to fake my way through difficult situations), so I don't believe that he is a lost cause. I've actually seen him exhibit some personal growth since the show began. Maybe he'll be a better person because of this experience and the spotlight it is going to put on his intolerance.