Brooklynista

I can't believe how in only a few short years Leah has gone from dried out crunchy Duggar curls to dried out dead ends and Uneven layers. I can't even blame it on the stress of speaking with Ali's condition. That mess she's left with on her head is all due to trying to keep her position as the town hottie. Dyes, clip-ins, curling irons, flat irons and what we already know is a diet laced with Mountain Dew and Cheetos dust. She looks like the "before" in a Wen commercial.

I found Yung (Young?) Joc to be quite amusing. I don't recall seeing a funny side to him in the show.

I have to give it to Chelsea though, even in a tank and jeans she looks way better than Leah. That girl looks 42. And I hope she's learned a lesson with her hair, Either leave it alone or condition the hell out of it.

^^ I totally agree. I think one of the biggest reasons Adam decided to go for visitation was to make hisself look like Dad of the Year with Taylor. So he could play the "look at how my baby momma tries to keep me from being a good dad" card. I think the other part was to screw with Chelsea. Very little of the visitation has to actually do with being bothered with visiting Aubree.

A three part reunion?? Have we ever seen this before? I have to rewatched before I can comment. Only thing I have so far...I swear I have the same jacket as Benzino and why the hell was Erica so damned upset! If Scrappy popped by to give you the good-good, and you took the good-good, why is she so angry? Just to toss it in "The Bam's" face?

Is tonight the reunion?? I don't want to miss it while I'm busy catching up on old dvr crap.

Maybe we'll get a glimpse of the Commodore's relationship with the maid Louanne. There have got to be some tawdry details there! Between her trying to kill him and him leaving the bulk of his estate to her, must have been some hot Ebony and Ivory times in that mansion. ETA: the maid's name is Louanne, not Lenore.

Well that has to suck. I bought the series from Itunes when they had a half off special one christmas. I watch all 5 seasons on a semi-constant loop on my ipod.

She is so damned unaware of how classless she is. So proud that her lawyer had all but one of her 19 cases dropped. Scuzzy Bear doesn't even realize no mother, hell nobody, should have 19 damn cases to begin with!

I know Chelsea will bug the hell out of Randilicious so that he's telling his clients to promise to patronize his her salon right before he yanks their teeth out. You better go see my pretty pretty princess.

Did that phone call from Corey sound patchy to anyone? To me it almost sounded like the editing monkeys took apart the conversation Corey had with his dad about the wheelchair and the zoo and then remixed it into a phone call to Leah. He just happens to be talking to his dad about using the chair at the zoo and then just by chance calls Leah to say he wants to take the girls to the zoo and use the chair?? I need to see the receipts on that conversations. Sounded like they were use that in the pile-on to make Corey seem stupid and useless. I'm also going to need for Germy to settle down about Corey and the insurance company. There is a process to these things. Yes, their first response is to say no. Germy seems to feel Corey should find the office a wait in the parking lot for the first guy to come out wearing a pocket protector and taped glasses and pummel him until Ali gets a chair.

When Jace was making a mess with those crackers, Janelle looked just like I do when I visit my Goddaughter. She makes a mess, I just let her mother deal with it. Janelle barely turned her head to see what Jace was getting into. Nah, just let his mom Barb handle it.

About Leah and the breast feeding, shouldn't she have backed off of Lincoln for a little while? He didn't seem to want to latch on at the moment but it looked like Kail kept shoving her tit in his face. He wasn't going to starve in that moment, it looked like she was aggravating him and aggravating herself. She said he'd been doing it just fine for months, so it seemed to me he just didn't want her tattooed boob in his face right then.

Seriously? The wedding was barely 2 weeks ago. I'm a casual watcher but I truly hoped she would enjoy her time away from the circus and getting to know her husband before the baby train started. Congrats?

Ha! I would love a Boozy Suzi takedown. Knock Kail off her high horse and remind her that we all remember when we were surprised she even had shoes.

Did we see K. Michelle AT ALL this season? What was the point of pretending to add her to this cast? Will we get another serenade to Mamma Dee this reunion??

I have some questions in no particular order. Sigh. Why is Momma Dee in a studio w headphones on? Is that shit on ITunes yet? Why does Joseline Hernandez have a driver? She can't get on Marta? Why is Nikko in the studio w headphones on? Why? Why do alla these chicks start bullshit businesses? Why not get something sustainable like a rental property. Or a Chicken Fixin's? Does anybody still buy that Coastal Scent makeup? Did Mona find the least attractive Bug a Boo in central casting to play the part of Jose's side piece? That was just disrespectful. Mimi...still don't care.

I would totally watch the Farrah is Bathshit Crazy show! That is right up my brain dead TeeVee ally.

Outside of the reunion shows, do the girls film together? Or do they do press junkets together? I'm just trying to figure outside of Twatter where there would even cross paths. Amber's jailbird ass is the last that should be refusing to work with someone. She still has that prison yard stink on her. I know that I only hang out after work with the co-workers that I like, but I don't start a campaign to get rid of the co-workers I don't like. I just don't bring them any leftover Danish from the meetings. I just want MTV to come out and say MTV refused to work w Farrah any longer because the chick is a wack job.

I'm giggling over here. Why was there a lock on that fridge? Who else was in that house? Was a Yeti coming to steal his Wheat Thins?.

Even better, Kail insisted Javi join the military. Said she wouldn't be with him if he didn't pass his entrance exam. She didn't just sign up for this, she lobbied for it. I think a part of her was hoping that Javi would get stationed far from Pennsylvania and Jo would give up on Issac. Then she could just pop Javi in as new dad and erase Jo completely. She has always tried to break that bond between Jo and Isaac starting back when she was pregnant and she was dreaming on moving to Texas (?) with her dad. That fizzled out when she saw his lovely shack of a home with the chain on the fridge. Even way back before she had the baby Jo let it be known, he would not be removed from Isaac's life. For whatever shitty way Jo treated Kail, he has always been there for Isaac. Sorry Kail, not even the three hour move will erase Jo.

See, I don't get it. Farrah did Porn. Like it or not, Porn is legal. She didn't break any laws, she just operated in poor taste. (Maybe). So is this slut shaming?? What Janelle does is criminal. Weed, heroin, assault. Janelle belongs in jail but instead of casting her out, MTV continues to keep her on salary?. So it's ok to shoot smack and drive drunk but it better not get laid on camera? Look at this. The world is on it's ass when I'm defending Farrah.

I'm not sure how I feel about Farrah being excluded. I mean, they never booted Janelle off the island and she's really just the junkie aunt to Jace, who shows up once a month to create havoc. She's far from being anybody's mother. Catelynn gave her daughter up for adoption. Without April and Butch the only story is how her man won't marry her. As wacky as she is, Farrah is a mother to Sofeeeeyaah. Sophia lives with her when she isn't doing research for her trilogy. She does more parenting than Cate does. Did MTV give a reason why there's no Farrah? I hope it's not just because she likes anal and did a porno. Doesn't make her a great role model for Soph but I hardly think she should be cast out because of it. Now if they say she's excluded because she's a wack job, well then I have to give them that.

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