Brooklynista

Is it still too soon for Whitney jokes?

Up your cardio. I've seen a number of racers who seem to lose it when any amount of endurance is involved. I would try to avoid tasks that required visiting two locations. My navigational skills aren't what they should be and I'd be lucky If I found the first part of the task without incident.

My cable info us telling me that this 59 (?) installment of the Jay saga is the season finale. Did she seriously spend an entire season on just this man's penis? Is there going to be a special edition box set released for the holidays? ETA: I think I would have appreciated these town hall sessions a great deal more if Iyanla hadn't propped Jay up on stage with her thru all of these follow ups. He's sitting up there with this intense look like he's some wise sage full of answers for these men. And then I read the aftermath letter from his daughter and like we all thought this negro still ain't about shit. When he stood up and apologized to the woman with the suicidal son I wanted to vomit in my mouth. Has this clown apologized to any one of his children? To their mothers? Not so much the mothers because they signed in for this shit.

I'm still confused. Can you really tell what it is you're seeing in the deer cam if they're all running around in camo shorts?

What is with these folks living their entire lives on social media? Is airing all of your family business worth getting a bunch of "likes"? I hope Corey is getting screenshots of this shit. Perhaps that's why Miranda left the police force. Monitoring this shit would be a full time job in itself.

OMG! Look, we've already exchanged two posts. I'm pretty sure that's true love in Teen Mom land. Full disclosure, I'm married to a Puerto Rican in real life, so any kids you and I have will probably be thugs just because of my Hispanic association. I hope your feelings for me never drop.

Ya know, I think spousal abuse is bad. It's very bad and we should all keep our hands to ourselves. Now, for whatever reason I feel no sympathy at all for Javi. He knew Kail was a bully and she had already rattled his brain at least one time before so what does he do? He marries the her and all them damn chins. I might still had a twinge of sympathy for the little guy if he hadn't talked tough to Jo two reunions ago. How you gonna try to bully Jo when all of the Americas knows your wife goes upside your head like you're one of the kids? Boy have several seats. Perhaps a high-chair would be comfortable.

Leah better do all she can to make this right with Jeremy. She had better put a lotta beg in her beg to get him to stay around. 3 kids, 2 divorces, no education, no work skills at all and shitty hair extensions. That's a hard sell right there. The shiny little bit of town celebrity she had is long gone. She had two different men willing to sponsor her ratty ass and she fucked it up. This is quite a shitty creek she has jumped in to.

Germy, remember when you had that man to man chat with Corey about why he and Leah were divorced? Remember when Corey so plainly told you that Leah "couldn't keep Robbie's dick out of her"? Now, I heard that as Corey saying "don't trust that gal". I'm curious as to what "couldn't keep Robbie's dick out of her" meant to you.

I like your math Persnickety! You went full Columbo right there. Germy has been looking at the front door for quite some time and it looks like Leah has handed him his "out"

And how exactly does Kanye intend to enforce that ban against Scott being around North when HE'S almost never around North.

You know who I would have liked to see on this show? Lisa Nicole Carson. Remember her from Love Jones? ER? I'd like to replace Paula Jai with Lisa. Two episodes in and I'm very much over Paula.

Oh yes! Can't you just see Countess breaking out in one of those oddly placed church scenes in a Tyler Perry movie.

I love these people! I feel no pity if she's cheated again. Germy had the benefit of Leah's cheating record being on film for all to see. He could have asked any tween (or my grown ass) how Leah behaved in a relationship. Most of us go in blind but he knew she was a cheater and pursued her anyway. Dumb dummy. Like my old granddad used to say "You wanted it, you gotted it"

The house might be in Javi s name but I'm sure that means diddly squat to Kail. She rules that man and I would bet he has very little say in how things run in that house.

Charmaine! Haven't seen you since A Different World. That's really all I have. I have to give it up to Annalise. I don't undo my hair and face before I get ready for an argument w my husband. Actually I do quite the opposite.

Javi has as much power in that house as the man on the moon. Does anybody really think he can tell Kail who she can't let watch Lincoln? Ha! If he tells Kail anything I bet it's at a very safe distance, over the phone and behind a double locked door.

Seriously. What kind of grown ass man types out a text on their own phone to slide over to the person to read? What else did it say.? If you sexed him check box Yes or No?

So if Sugar Nipples is out the door, does that mean the quest for custody if Jace will die down now? Can Barb and Jace live their happy lives without Jenelle pretending she wants that boy back?

See and this proves my point that Germy is a dumb ass. If he knew any damn thing he'd be checking to see what shorts Robbie has on.

When Paula went to meet Lisa, she said she was wearing the dark shades because her make-up artist was heavy handed. Make-up artist? Who lives in an extended stay and has a make-up artist? Does he have an adjoining room? Is it included in the extended stay package like free breakfast?

And out of garbage bags?? Why no suitcases? But you have Onederful's (Jesus Christmas that name!!) in a garbage bag? shame on it all

I saw his name on the screen and I thought of that Tom Hanks movie "That Thing you Do". The band was called the "Oneders" and everyone pronounced it The Oh-Need-Ders

Why no response from Drew when Barb calley out Nathan being the champion of getting Jace back, not Jenelle? Why no followup when Javi said he begged Kail for help when Lincoln was new and Javi was struggling? Nothing from Drew. I would bet that's the 10 minutes they spend on the couch during these reunions is all the time these folks are getting "psychological" guidance. I put that in quotes because Drew is just as legit as the homeless prophet in front of my job.

I'm certain it's just Juices and Berries.