Brooklynista

I would think Janelle would shy away from any law enforcement uniforms in the house. But I guess Jace is just repeating what he knows.

My bad. Getting my newlyweds confused.

That hand behind the neck thing is an advanced move. Between that and her licking the cake off his fingers I'm thinking Ms Jessa had a bit of practice prior to this wedding.

It's wild to me how they are just not going to acknowledge that this boy has no way to support this marriage. I'm not talking about being minimally employed. We've all had shitty paying jobs and having to struggle for a bit. But this an entirely different animal. No job at all?? Is Jimbob going to support them forever? Will Ben get a bigger allowance from Jim when the kids start coming? Just how is this going to work?

Almost like they'd been doing it all along. Hmmm

That was a full frontal hug. Did we just watch her get pregnant? Where's Michelle to reign this in???

I don't want to say this has an incest vibe to it but something is off. Ben has been living for how long as pretty much an extra Duggar son? Dad assigns him some chores and if he completes them all he gets his allowance. I hope my dad never gave my boyfriends money to take me on dates. It's just creepy.

And it's not seen as sexual for the sisters to run their fingers thru Ben's hair? When I start running my fingers thru hubby's hair, he knows that means sexy times are a coming.

I'm so sick of this "they've decided they won't hold hands" That's a really hard sell with Michelle shitting a brick when they hold hands during a PRAYER!

She looked like someone slapped her in the eyes with a bag of Skittles.

My question is who is clamor ing for these Assorted Flavors? Are we huddled around each other's cubicles saying "Girl I heard dem Assorted Flavors are in town! " "Word?, well I have got to get to Barry's Batbershop to get my tickets before they sell out" Just where is she trying to hype this tired dance group?

On Friday my doctor told me I was "overfat" . Overfat. It's one thing when you look in the mirror and know you have a few pounds to lose and quite another when a medical professional tells you. At 5'3 and 160 pounds I am overfat. I'm really unsure how I'll approach the weight loss. I work out a good bit, but if I'm honest my diet could use a lot of tweaking. I'm all about the fish and veggies during the week but once Friday night happens Whoo Doogie! Something has to happen and it has to happen seriously this time. Turning 40 really is a mother. Thanks for letting me share.

Meh. They're crediting a MediaTakeout anonymous source. I'd like to see better receipts. Hard to believe she'd be demoted only to be given her own show. Though it would be nice if only to see Miss Lenethia shit a brick.

One case that's always sticks in my head was one that involved a young white couple that went missing. When the detectives finally searched the house they found the couple dead and hidden in the walls of their house. If I remember correctly they determined it was a uncle that had killed the couple? The uncle was also fairly young. The thing that stuck with me was the father of the uncle was going to turn the son in but somewhere along the way the detectives found the father killed the son. A murder suicide on the way to turn him in. It seemed like a made for TV movie it was so tragic and bizarre. Four people dead and i don't think the reason for the original murder was ever discovered. ETA: thanks it was season 5 episode 1. Family Secrets

Must be nice. I had ten years on the job when I got married and I was at the bottom if the seniority list. We had to wait a month to go on our honeymoon because we had to synchronize available vacation days. I just worry how JimBib is going to make this look like a valid, logical marriage. Even those of us with educations and jobs struggle. How is it going to work between these two when they have so little going for them? Can Ben raise a family of 19 on a salary as Jim's field hand?

A three week honeymoon? On who's dime?

These two are unemployed, uneducated and uncouth ( no shoes again?) so just where in the heck are they running out of the church to get to?? They have no home! Who runs into homelessness??

I think Curts time in the hallway may be coming to an end because seriously, "It is what it is" {shrug}

On occasion I'll go with my husband to the barber shop and his barber doesn't even want you chatting with people In his chair because it is precision work he's doing. I can't imagine the patchwork his beard looked liked with Jill going at him with those $10 clippers and Jessa choking him with a tie at the same time. Why couldn't Jessa go play with her own man? And why weren't they at least in the bathroom? And why would he even show up on his wedding day unshaven?

I'm sad. That just made me sad for all of them. Are all of Countess' scenes in the bed?

I know the NEL legs of the race are predetermined. I just like to think there was a meeting of the producers and they said "to hell with this, these two have got to GO!"

Guy in the wheelchair truly took the cake for me. Places an ad for an attendant to come cook his food, wash his ass and wheel him around and for that you can have the hours YOU worked signed over to a nephew. Just wow.

I mean, why isn't their shit at least in boxes? You mean her shit is so raggedy that they couldn't even afford Storage USA? And now that they're in the house they are STILL getting dressed out of garbage bags! Is there no Salvation Army nearby where they can at least but a chest of drawers? Maybe this IS the art and we're all just too dim to understand it. Edited because I know the difference btwn there, their and they're.

Paula made me chuckle when in her TH she said the other women didn't have a "pot to piss in or window to throw it out of". Paula sweetie, that phrase belongs to you and only you and your garbage living husband.

You can almost see the hamster spinning around in there can't you? Just trying to figure out this wheel thingie.