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Perhaps if Janelle didn't have MTV moneyand Barb to dump her kid on she would have more empathy for what Barb went thru. What else could she expect from a single mother trying to keep a roof over her kids head? Yes, certainly had to work numerous jobs to keep her kids fed so maybe she didn't have time to pamper Janelle the way she would have liked. If she wasn't such an asshole she would be using her MTV riches to provide a more stable home than the one she had like Kails is doing for her boys. Instead she hooks up with douchebags that insult the woman who raises her child. Irony will always be lost on Janelle. Shit, did I just compliment Kail?

Not unless the new female host was hose beast ugly. Kelly would never be the older and less pretty princess.

Janelle was loaded for bear when Babs walked in that door. I've never heard someone have such an angry response to "nice haircut". "I'M GETTING JACE THE SAME HAIRCUT TOMORROW!!" Umm...ok?

I know exactly how this story unfolds and yet there are still tears in my eyes. Can there be such a thing as too well done?

How long before Javi gives Lincoln a "thug haircut" and incurs Kails wrath for not respecting that Lincoln is a white boy?

So you're just going to leave this here and not share these theories??

Skyy's talking heads rip my soul out every time. That woman is so real and honest about her story I just want to hug her. I can't imagine coming to terms w who I am as a person after having to give up 2 kids as a young teen.

Has Scrapp considered that his momma don't give a damn about seeing his bad ass kid? KK was working w all her might to puss baby momma off. She don't give a damn about not seeing that brat for 5yrs. And I hope Scrapp don't plan on walking in that jail in that nut hugging suit. IJS.

I thought vitiligo.

http://m.tmz.com/#article/2016/05/23/teen-mom-gary-shirley-amber-portwood-child-support-custody/ I'm glad this had been ironed out and Amber will be forced to pay up. A "great mom" wouldn't have to be forced by the courts to provide support to the person doing the heavy lifting of raising her kid.

Was this before or after the ménage?

Are these new zombies? Do they not know how to bum rush fresh flesh yet?

Just lock her in there with them Madson so we can move on to the next boring location. eta: oh...ok then

Im convinced the show runners know I'm organizing my sock drawer while this is on and they've added these damn subtitles to try and make me pay attention.

I would think Barbra's husband would leap at the chance for another 60 days without her ass. He hardly seemed like the lonely husband when she called home.

^^and she won't have custody of a single one of them.

He is so full of shit it's painful. He didn't want Catelynn so he didn't want Carly. I believe he doesn't want Nova now. He most likely fell asleep on his back and Catelynn pounced on the opportunity and got pregnant. Tyler probably figured they needed to keep Nova to keep those MTV checks coming in. He has no interest in this family life and Catelynn knows it. She'll sooner chew her fingers clean off before she admits all she has with Tyler is a lot of wasted time.

How does that work? Does Ace crawl to the bathroom when it's time to go? "Damn I have to pee, let me unhook myself from this high chair"

Oh Lola. I thought of this video immediately.

Sheriff Dulled declared this experiment a success. Ok? They found one shank, one cell phone and discovered eating massive amounts of junk food will lead to constipation. Job well done inmates.

Aaannnndd yet another fight behind the curtain. Uh huh.

Don Draper died???

Looks like one of those sundaes where everyone digs in....I can't with those things. I wouldn't risk swapping cooties with Leah.

I thought I had sat on the remote and turned to Maury by accident. She looked like she was going to hurl herself on the ground because Summer's horse was not the father.

If you're a true pod-boss, would someone even dare to take your food tray? Now Barbra is a true pod boss and nobody would have dared to even look at her tray. They could tell Barb was bout that life and there would be consequences and repercussions if her tray was messed with.