Brooklynista

Did Nathan have the beginning of one of those horrible man buns?

Again! Is Click it or Ticket not a thing in all 50 states??? Why are half of these folks never in seat belts?? Leah is flying down the road with no seat belt.

A Bae for Babs??!! I have reached reality show heaven.

I'm almost of the opinion Farrah thinks the toothless look is cute on Sofeeeyyyaaa so she just keeps knocking them out.

I am really not a fan of Isaac calling Javi "dad". It just doesn't feel respectful of Jo to me. Isaac has a dad. Maybe it's because I don't think it's something he started doing organically. I feel Kail pushed that on him as a way to prop up Javi and minimize Jo. Coyld just be my own weirdness. I refuse to call my Mother in Law mom. She ain't my momma. I have a mother. She's Mom. I think she would be offended if I called someone else Mom. That title is precious and shouldn't just be tossed about.

Even having all the resources money can buy has helped Oprah. What chance do the rest of us have?

They're on the ocean with no possible law enforcement, why do they need black hoods?

Is this Jack Black's thinner, younger brother?

Let's hope so

Where were all of the inmates when Isaiah was acting as lookout while Treshawn stole the Kool-aid?

Good thing Barbra didn't "flip out" on Yaz like she was feeling too. Maryam surely would have gone upside Barbra's head and blown her cover. Maryam would have laid a Hella right cross combination and given herself up. The other ladies would have known immediately anyone who punches like that must be kin to Muhammad Ali. I don't know what to feel about Isaiah. If we're still pretending that this project was to weed out corruption what would have made Isaiah a good candidate as a spy? He is tragically meek and easily led. Isaiah is the one you give your package to on the corner when the cops are coming. He's the one you get to take the fall when you're in the wagon on the way to the precinct. He's not built for this. Has he even spoken to anyone but Treshawn? If he's not w Treshawn, he's just sleeping. He's a recent high school grad, maybe signing on to this reality show was a way to get his motheroff his back about going to school or getting a job. Leaving with Jeff would have been his best moves. They should have quiet cubicle jobs together.

So now Miss Dutchess has been tongue raped by one of the minions?? Is there no end to her ridiculousness? I'm not sure what kind of 90210 incest is going on in that shop but Caesar seemed real calm about hearing somebody else was eating his cookies. Am I imagining the previews wrong or does it look like we find out that even O'SHIT has had a go with Miss Priss?

It's definitely a bad filter. She looks like The Joker.

^^Does the Deputy have any acting credits? As this goes on I'm finding it harder to believe he's not a plant as well.

Can someone give a brief (actually make it as detailed as possible) account on how Kelly behaved when the end was near for Regis? I wasn't around for that and I keep seeing "karma" being tossed put when describing what's going on w Strahan.

That's really the sign isn't it? Cause if we can't rock out to the Beib together, then there just ain't no hope for us.

Question What was Desmond's plan for the wood he was sawing? It didn't seem as if they were large enough to help with a shelter but they looked too large for firewood. Was he just killing time? Making stools for the Bears! What were the mini logs for?

What the hell was that about? They were acting as if their "program" had saved Jeff from a life of knocking over liquor stores? He's a mall cop! He was in no danger of committing any real crime. Not a single chance he would be on prison on any real charges. Why shame the man?

Is Maryam going to get a visit from her father? He's Muhammad Ali ya know.

Well damn it Desmond! Way to represent the hood. Did he even venture 2 feet into the woods? Did he try to find a site away from the bear trail? That kind of sucks for whoever the 11th participant was that didn't make the cut off and might have actually given the woods a shot. Not me, but somebody. Tracy not being able to eat the mussels made me think of Henry Beemus breaking his glasses after finding the library. Such a pity.

Whitney very quickly became Ruby Part Deux.

I feel only slightly bad that I side eye anything from these two. I don't believe Tyler's suicide attempt and this feels like something to bolster next year's storyline for her.

No Fuck'n Way! I refuse to believe Prince is gone.

nI think I would love to see a show o the adventures of Skyy and Cardi B. Oh the times they would have together! What I notice about this crew of "tattoo artists" is that they're never sketching. Nobody ever has a book close at hand where they're just working on ideas. They all suck. No way would I let any one of them free hand draw on me just for a chance to be on teevee. No sir!

The only question these two can honestly answer for any teen girls is "how do I sell myself to MTV so I can get on the gravy train w you?".