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Javi wants a third kid because he thinks it'll make Kail settle her ass down. Maybe she won't run off to see the Pinterest house girl so much. Maybe she'll droop out of school and then he won't have to worry so much about what she's up to. Even if it's a fake storyline I'm glad Kail told him to go screw. At least she's smart enough to not bring more kids into bullshit.

Why was Leah serving the girlseses raw ass s'mores? Chocolate wasn't even damn melted. Savage.

If it wouldn't be so detrimental to Jace, I'd love for Barb to say "ya know Janelle? Keep him". Let Janelle spend one full week taking hi to school, getting him ready for bed, making him dinner, wiping his runny nose. How long it would take before Janelle started in on her spiel about how she needed a break because she was seeing molecules? How long would it take before that Dave beast hurt Jace?

Sadly, I think I've done worse. I think I'm better now.

Who has a timeline? Just how long has Janelle been going to court to get Jace back? This is quite the long process isn't it Janelle?

What ever happened to Daddy Megan? I miss her and I loved the relationship they had. I remember there being a fight over Adam being a douche to Megan but I always hoped Chelsea and Megan would find their way back to each other.

Why won't y'all tell KK that damn dog she dragging around is a Bullmastiff and not no toy poodle. She gonna break her back lugging that shit. eta: Alright. Ummm...I need to do a bit of backtracking right now. What I said about Scrapp with dem ends? Yeah that dude was fugly. But the dude that walked in that courthouse with a fresh haircut and that suit? Oh, he could get it. All of it.

hmmm...I wonder how Vee feels about this breakup. It always seemed to me she was never fully secure about her place in Jo's heart. I would guess she got pregnant to try to cement her place in Jo's life and gain a bit of ground over Kail. And I think whether she admits it or not, she liked having Javi around to keep tension between Jo and Kail. Now that irritant is gone and there will be more unsupervised visits to Kail's. Now I don't think Jo wants to wander down the Kail path again, but even the best of men have fallen into some easy poontang.

Margaret to Ruth after walking into Ruth's unlocked house : "Ruth this isn't the 1950's, no matter how you dress."

For one? Tyler is the BEST HUSBAND IN TH HISTORY OF EVAH! We'll get to watch as he supports Cate thru the rehab she certainly needed because of her relationship with his useless ass.

Catelynn and Tyler from MTV's Teen Mom are trying to drum up volunteers for a reconnect with lost relative type of show. I'd like to see that crossover. Derrick and Tyler can connect over the weed.

Sooo...Janelle wouldn't be on the show?

http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/04/world/muhammad-ali-obituary/index.html Now I feel like an asshole for making fun of Maryum. My thoughts go out to her and the family.

Ohhh! Burn! Burn! Isn't that what the kids are saying these days?

Ah, that sucks. I was developing quite the crush on Det. Robert Barrere. Loved his style of wearing a shirt and tie with a hoodie over it. It said I'm professional, but I'm also a little bit chilly. His dislike of Mardi Gras and it's floats and beads amused me as well.

Ariane finds her voice?? What? Is she finally going to shout from the rooftops "Mimi I want you to ride me face!"?

Oohh chile yes! With all of the boosting KK is doing, she couldn't snatch that boy some Proactiv??

ok! Janelle sees molecules everywhere and can't read the signs driving to Barb's to drop Jace off.

Javi definitely would have tossed that theory at her in a heated argument. Proof or no proof. He was so quick to say "your son" during one spat. No doubt he would have hurled an angry " that's probably not even my baby" at her.

Is that a haircut?? It's was probably a trim and they just had to keep taking it down to catch all them split ends.

Chile, don't you watch any Maury? Hmph, that kind of scandalous shit happens every day. If the baby had survived, I would have loved to see Kail running off the stage when Maury told Javi he was NOT the father.

What did Heather B from the original cast of Real World say a thousand years ago?? They can only use what you give them. Dumb ass.

Nothing says Froyo like a sparkly dress, knee high boots and a cape. Stay classy Farrah. Idiot. Is this a franchise? If so, good for her (ouch). I wish more of the girls had invested in something more sustainable than cars, broken leases and yeezys.

What does Walt dooooo???? He doesn't tattoo, Skye is the receptionist, Ted "manages" the shop. What is Walt doing in there?

Where did Janelle get this "nourish me" shit from anyway? It's not one of her normal battle cries. Is Uncle Dave also serving as her therapist with catch phrases he learned from his group circle sessions?