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You can buy sex toys online. Just do that! I don’t need to see folks pick them out. I’m no prude (it’s how I know you can buy sex toys online!) but this is none of my business.

“I think he’s a good guy.” ”Why?” GOOD QUESTION

I’m hoping to meet someone the old fashioned way, through community/friends/hobby groups, etc. Maybe I’ll do an app again, but I haven’t missed being on them.

Hunter’s two women live ten miles apart?! Kate’s pretty, but the dating app pool is pretty bad. I got off the apps a few months ago. I can see how she’d want to stick to what she knows. Kaleigh is going to get her heart broken. Kate’s going to get mad but Kaleigh is going to be crushed.

The look on her face when she said she needed therapy just made me so sad.

Bela giving Taylor the suite key pissed me off. Go home, Taylor! Or join a club. Your unrequited crush isn’t anybody else’s problem. Kimberly went WAY too hard on the rich kid at first. Jesus. Couldn’t Lila just request the hot Instacart guy? I hope they’re not setting Whitney up for a permanent, serious injury. ”Now you’re just yelling about bread” cracked me up.

I kind of like Tia?

They don’t even look done! Why are they so pale?

And asking why she didn’t ask her rich family to pay. I agree!

I TOLD YOU WE ARE NOT TO SPEAK OF THIS

Kate is dumb.

Lord, another one who uprooted her kids for a man she doesn’t know. I hate it!

I didn’t like Titanic either.

At 21, it seems like diet and exercise could have helped Savannah before she resorted to surgery.

I’m behind. How is Bradly paying for this BBL?

My friend/former roommate and I watched it together and afterward we were like “that was terrible.” Everybody loves that movie but us.

And safety - didn’t the old car die on the highway?

It was brutal. She was like “Bitch, you basic,” but eloquently savage.

I’m watching one with a single mom of a 9-year-old (who had nominated her for Mother’s Day!) whose husband up and left (she ended up in a homeless shelter with her daughter and they’d just moved into her first place) and they did a lot for her. She has huge breasts (which Tan kept calling bosoms, which I didn’t like) and Tan dressed them really well - she looked great in a belted green dress. Antoni taught her to cook and Jeremiah furnished and decorated the place. She had very little furniture because she couldn’t afford to buy it. She fully broke down when she saw her place. They also gave her daughter $10K for college. Jeremiah was pretty overwhelmed by her response. He was crying and told Antoni he “wasn’t used to this.”

I could see him losing track of her in the crowd, but there should have been a reference like “I have all these missed texts from Eli!” If he really shrugged off not finding her knowing she was tripping for the first time, that’s not cool. He just went back to campus without her?

I know three couples that either planned a wedding quickly or moved a wedding up because one of their immediate family was very ill and they wanted that person to see it. (One couple married at her mom’s hospice bedside. Mom died the next day.) They also could have gone to City Hall. Pregnant people get married all the time. Like … just get married.

I was like “why didn’t they just get married?” I mean, they lucked out by getting a free, lovely wedding, but there wasn’t really a problem for the Fab 5 to solve. They could have gotten married any time.

I had that thought too. Mr. Snack Attack had moved in with a married couple, into their space. They clearly considered him family, which was lovely, but that wasn’t his house. I guess the couple was okay with the makeover. Ha, I was so bored. Nice couple, but I was so bored.

I don’t care about her at all. The actress who plays Kimberly really does look her age. The weight loss shows on her face. Eli just ditched her at the rave? They can’t seem to figure out what to do with her. First the sorority, then it looked like they were going to have her look more closely at race via her major, now she’s got anxiety. Also it continues to drive me nuts that they say she’s “majoring in STEM.” That’s not a thing! Franklin the Fox wasn’t particularly attractive. That was like a furry fetish sex scene!

How can she trust him when she knows he uses women? What the fuck?