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Okay, you sending him money is on you.

Particularly when dude just got out of prison and hasn’t been able to walk on a city block in literally years. She has no argument. Like, he’s going outside. She can either go with him or encourage him to go; there’s no other acceptable reaction.

Not a half bang!!

But you know, she don’t play about her kids.

If I were Kayleigh I’d wash my hands of it all. The one who Hunter does NOT end up with wins. Jakeema, if you don’t take your kids home…

OH SHIT. We get to see Kayleigh see how badly she was played.

“It was hard for me to break up with my side chick.” DUDE. What a dummy.

I have a visceral “ugh” response to Sam.

“I’ll have the light on when you get here.” [sob] Jakeema, go home! Seriously, what is she staying for? No family or friends there, dude won’t be out for 20 months AND is further away and she’s not on the visitor list. Go home!

Jakeema’s dad is like “you dummy.” Ha!

Rob is so New York.

Didn’t take her home - took her to Kayleigh’s. So she gotta Uber home?

She’s driving her undone client home?

I would be like “can somebody finish my hair?”

She looked and acted like she was trying to have a threesome with them, which was really weird.

I was like “you’re RIGHT THERE. Just do it!” and was relieved (no pun intended) when he did. Me too. I just wept and wept at that story. I miss my dad so much. There was something comforting about the baby story. “Nair? Like from the drugstore?” Like, thank God somebody is getting out of here with no drama.

Pop the Balloon to Find Love is a viral dating thing and I think it’s so superficial. A lot of times people will just pop as soon as they see the person, before the person speaks. Malcolm was telling the truth thinking it would turn women off to make Marty feel better, although Malcolm’s history isn’t that bad. He went through some hard times but he’s past them. I’m not surprised that Marty didn’t fare well there - the whole exercise is pretty superficial. Marty needs somebody nerdy like him.

I hate that balloon-popping thing. Every video of it I’ve seen on social media makes me mad. Cedric the Entertainer’s delivery of “baby tennis” cracked me up. Also when he said he couldn’t confront anybody in slippers in case something popped off. He needs grip!

I saw it too. The “they have a connection” seed was planted early. The moment with Bela’s mom was lovely. Still not interested in Kacey, and I don’t think Cooper did anything wrong. Kacey was the one who immediately ramped up their relationship to level 10. Too much, too fast. Did Whitney rejoin the team?

“A nice person” is … ouch.

Savannah, don’t be having your man traipsing through YOUR GRANDMOTHER’S house unannounced. It’s not your house.

Can she put a robe on?

What his intentions are? He’s trying to smash. Next!

I just want to shape up Rob’s beard a little.

I like Bradley’s “whatever, you dummy” attitude.