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And at least Ashley didn’t give him money and uproot her kids’ lives for something fake. The tattoo was a mistake though.

Julius not following Ashley because his legs hurt just cracked me the fuck up. Ashley, stop storming out of the room you paid for!

“I dunno, we’ll see,” about the man whose ring she’s wearing. Ha!

This man’s beard is killing me.

Stop yelling about dick in front of your mom!

Don’t forget bird-chested.

I think she was going for cute sundress?

What is this ‘fit?

Said it before, say it again: Michael is going to ruin Joey’s life.

This other sister doesn’t have meth face. They do look alike.

Savannah, girl, that dress is terrible. Looks cheap as fuck and very unflattering.

I’ll be damned if I sit outside for three hours in Texas. I’m going inside where there’s air conditioning. She’s the one who says she was too scared to go in the office. That’s on her.

Brooke got scared to walk inside and ask a question?

Dick is a free and plentiful resource. I don’t understand being so pressed over these dudes. Damodrick has SIX KIDS and has cheated on this woman a gang of times. Have some self-respect!

Do I need this? What’s a dresser scarf?

At least the two she already has aren’t dragged into this.

“Everything’s leaking.” EW.

That is so pitiful.

Peter Krause has put out a farewell statement, so Bobby is well and truly dead.

I believe Angela is also a producer. Tracie Thoms spoiled this on Threads this morning. Poor Athena - her fiancé dies, she gets divorced, is lucky enough to find love again, and now had to watch that love die. I’d be like “I’m good on relationships” if I were her. Eddie’s departure, meh, but Bobby was the heart of the show. I will miss him striding sexily into rescues.

I wondered how old he was supposed to be, too. Even the naïveté… I think we’re supposed to chalk that up to him having lived a sheltered Mormon life, but he’s been out of that life for a long time. In future episodes so maybe he’s supposed to be playing older, like early-mid 50s? He was born in 1977 IRL. (He’s so handsome.)

Tina’s realization about “Tyler Perry’s Gone Girl” was hilarious.

Ashley is so pitiful to me.

I actually think it’s a sign of comfort and intimacy if you can laugh together. Sex can be silly sometimes.

This sex talk is so fucking gross.