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I am completely unmoved by Sam’s tears.

She got probation for stabbing?!

One of my brother’s exes got his initials tattooed on her without discussing it with him. He was horrified. They did not last.

Snuff that shit out.

Some of them are probably hilarious. Some of them are probably gross - remember the one last week who said the video visit was basically porn?

I’d call a lawyer immediately and throw dude under the fucking bus. I am not about to go to jail for a man.

STOP GUILT TRIPPING RITA

Definitely “hunch.” Sam is so unattractive and I hate the way he’s speaking to this woman.

Doesn’t “cojones” mean “balls?”

“HUNCH HIM PROFUSELY.”

Well, but a lot of these prisoners have multiple partners. He could still be a ho!

What exactly is the beef between Alyssa and Savannah?

They’re in the middle of her forehead.

I don’t like any of their outfits. Emem’s is ruined by the cheap-looking bustier.

Dennis and Dee, who are twins, both did, but Dee dropped out. Dennis talks about Penn a lot (he believes himself to be superior to most people, and Penn is part of that).

They ARE obnoxious. That’s their thing. Them having to do court-ordered community service also makes sense (though I think Ava would have known that’s why they were there). Dennis (the one who wouldn’t show his face) is a sociopath. (Dennis and Dee are siblings. Kaitlin Olson and Rob McIlhenney, who plays Mac, are married with kids IRL.) The premise of Always Sunny is that they’re varying degrees of bad/unpleasant. “My tires rotate every time I drive,” Frank in the cage, and “Again?!” when the scoreboard fell were my laugh out loud moments this episode.

Karla seems like she expects men to support her (I suspect she has family money), so I don’t think David’s lifestyle would work for her any more than it does for Michelle. He was okay with Camille when she pressed him, so I think it’s just Emem he hates - and he really seems to hate her.

“I can’t be managed” and “I’d say it was mutual” = fired. If she’d quit, she’d have said she’d quit. She’s a pain in the ass and her manager had enough. Fired. Juan wasn’t buying it either. I think he’s baseline nice to her because he’s a decent guy, but they’re done on decision day. They look great together but that’s about it. Madison has big features so the dark makeup she favors for nights out/special occasions doesn’t flatter her. It makes her already heavy features even heavier. Ikechi is really horrible. The way he speaks to and about Emem is awful. He’s so slimy. He hides behind all this word salad of peace and whatnot, but he treats Emem like shit and showed up to that dinner purely to cause drama. He is FORTY-ONE. He’s way too old for this shit.

I meant that if they wanted to put Kimberly and Himberly (I love Lila!) together, they already had the excuse that they’re in the same class so having them meet up again on the tour wasn’t necessary. The class is rigorous; have them study together. I guess the tour was meant to show that they’re the same kind of weird, but they could have gotten there in other ways. Her trying to salvage her comedy writing would be a much better redemption arc than her FAF situation. I’d even prefer seeing her try to get her grades up generally, since apparently her GPA is trash.

I didn’t think this was a good episode. Everyone was kind of all over the place. Kimberly was driving me nuts. Her quirkiness can sometimes be cute but she tipped over into annoying. She already had a class with Brian, she didn’t need to annoyingly do the tour. The library kiss was cute though. We don’t need Taylor. It’s OK for there to just not be a queer blonde girl on the show now that Renée Rapp quit. Also didn’t we establish that her roommate is straight last episode? Why is Whitney acting like privilege and connections aren’t a thing when her mother is a US senator?! She spent summer break hobnobbing with Kamala and Doug! She’s not a scholarship student, which I’d probably have pointed out in Canaan’s place. “We are not the same.” Kasey is cute but not a beauty and definitely not hot, so her whining about her beauty was really annoying.

She’s Bradly’s sister.

What is the problem here?

Alyssa is … severe-looking.

She looks drunk as FUCK in that mug shot.

How old did you think she was?