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Did they not talk about this before they got married?

Troy’s only been out a month?!

I hate that they keep ignoring that Tennie swung first.

I think they were both cheating. Unclear on who cheated first.

Z isn’t on birth control and hasn’t told her husband that? That’s foul.

Why doesn’t she just file for divorce?!

“I’m one of those people who doesn’t fall.” Bruh: you’re on tether until you’re like 70. Shut up.

UGH, these two. I hate them.

And of the two of them, only HE has a job.

You’d think she’d want to get out and meet some people, even if she doesn’t need money. She’s complained about being bored.

I was like “He’s … a mover?”

Bianca has no job. She has nothing but time for herself. Shut up, Bianca.

The officiant texting in the background is hilarious.

There was a Girlfriends reference - one of the characters on that show, Maya, had a son named Jabari. Jabari’s father (he & Maya were married when the show started, split up, and then remarried) was named Darnell. I’m positive that was intentional. Janine loves her some Gregory. “He’s like really strong.” So cute to see her all giddy.

Did Daniel say the vagina is like spaghetti?!

I am not size-shaming, but Brittany’s friend could use some shapewear and Brittany needs a bra.

She CLEARLY doesn’t want to do this. It looks older.

He really should have gotten a lab-grown.

I mean… if you want to, Louie.

Strapless really has to be fitted perfectly. Gapping or spilling over the top is not a good look. She also looks like she could hoist the girls up a bit.

I took off my shoes to climb a lighthouse this summer because I had on flip flops. I think Melissa’s boots would be easier. It’s probably the leather pants that got in the way more.

OH HELL YES Clinton St Baking Company serves their (delicious) pancakes with maple butter. Manna from heaven.

Buttered toast is one of my favorite snacks. A hot buttery piece of toast really hits the spot, especially in winter.

Gorgeous skin.

Does Z’s makeup look greenish?