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How many mothers and fathers of these kids are there? And DO NOT ask your CHILD to raise your kids. Say no, kid, and don’t feel guilty about it.

Aw, my dad and I used to shoot hoops.

Z really started screaming at this man because her psychic said some shit. She’s bonkers.

This man just admitted ON TELEVISION that he doesn’t do foreplay and “just wants to stick it in.” I CANNOT.

No shade: Bianca’s scar is healing well.

Brittany owes ten grand and quit beauty school and doesn’t work?!

I’m totally team lab grown diamonds.

HVAC isn’t glamorous but it’s necessary. My AC needed fixing in summer a few years ago and I was like, I will rob a bank to get this shit taken care of. Just do the work, Joey.

“I’m mad that I have to work.” Join the club. And get a vasectomy so you don’t have to support umpteen kids.

Ha, I was a bartender in undergrad and when I was learning all the drinks and saw “Cape Codder,” I was like “?” because I’d never heard it called that. It was just a vodka & cranberry.

“We’re not getting married but I’m proposing.” What? Does Bianca know that?

Why is he telling his mother this?

[Raises hand] That was so much fun! And I see you, Gregory/Tyler, droppin’ it like it’s hot! ”Ava, you promised you’d stop listening in on our classrooms.” “I’m a known liar!” HA! Mr. Johnson’s physical comedy when he was blocking the stairs had me rolling. so did Barbara’s prim walk out of the building because the Lord wanted her to leave. This was a really funny episode.

Didn’t know this was back. It has no business being 2.5 hours; I fast forwarded through a lot. Michelle says “like” every other word. David’s curls are gorgeous. Parents’ basement would be a tough sell for me though. I think I like Ikechi. His friend talking about furries was hilarious. Emem is beautiful and seems like someone I’d be friends with. Madison is a hard-looking 29 and her extensions are obvious. There’s no there there with Allen for me. Juan is hot. If I were still on dating apps, I’d swipe right on him hard. I find Karla to be really annoying; the free spirit hippie chick thing is not my vibe. She also comes across as pretty dim. Camille, too, has a nice head of curls. She seems like she might be too much for Tom. (My clothes are grouped by type too, and everything faces the same way in the closet.)

There was an episode recently featuring a couple in Marietta, GA. My best friend is from Marietta. It’s an Atlanta suburb. We both found it strange that they’d set an episode there rather than just “in the suburbs of Atlanta.” They ended up in a townhome that seemed pretty similar to the one they left.

There are EIGHT KIDS. One on the way. A new stepfather. Chaos.

Daniel needs to use condoms that he keeps on him at all times. Bianca will be poking his shit with safety pins.

“I need to not rush into something,” so he proposed to a woman he never met. They’re using Plan B as contraception?! THEY ARE SO DUMB

Bianca would be the worst stepmother.

Ew, can we PLEASE not talk about Daniel’s ejaculation?

Wow, Bianca is short.

Yep, Tennie swung first. I know those are her kids and they love their mother, but wrong is wrong. Also, Tennie, get a job.

I’m going to assume it’s the paycheck from the show.

Where’d he get ten grand?

Louie’s still with Melissa? … Okay.