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A couchie scramble would be great! I think bed mom Julie and chihuahua Julie would be fun together. Give Blake, Emerson and Scott the Zenos snacks and see if they break down and eat. What did they call it? They flew all around "laugh track" but never landed on it.

Entertainment Weekly kind of slammed Blake in their Bullseye column, saying he was a person they didn't want to see pushing a button, or something. Struck me as oddly mean because Blake is super nice and very funny. I'm also loving Gwen this season; these four are the best mix of coaches for me.

Huh. Until just now, I thought the song was called "Tin Wagon." FIgured it was some sort of country metaphor for alcohol that I'd never heard of and couldn't be bothered to look up. So, yeah. Add me to the list who couldn't understand the lyrics. I am extremely unobservant but even I was mentally scolding the makeup people for not doing something about those dark circles under his eyes. Poor kid.

Yes! And for a dedicated marathon runner, he's kind of pudgy. I did enjoy the scene in the police interrogation room where Remy angrily stood up to leave and was told, "Nuh, uh. Let's try jail instead." The episode title should have been Perfect Life. He admitted that he and Jennifer hadn't been getting along and that his marriage was all but over, yet still classifies that as perfect? Repeating it doesn't make it so, dude. I didn't hear them mention who has custody of the kids, but I hope it's not his parents.That may be unfair to them because they didn't do anything wrong, but I always think in these cases the murderer's family will poison/skew/indoctrinate the minds of the children.

Andrea mentioned to Eileen in their interview that she was clearly out of Remy's league, and ... yeah. He couldn't stop making it about himself, from "finding" the phone to befriending the media and communing with the world via Facebook. His exuberant laugh when he talked about his affair was super creepy. Not surprised he took the stand; the guy couldn't stop talking.

Okay! You made me look it up. Scott was born '80, Blake in '85, and Emerson in '84. The Exorcist came out in 1973 (when it scared me so thoroughly that I had to go sleep over at my grandmother's house for a week so I wouldn't be alone). But is it really the kind of movie that holds up 20 years later on video? I would think the effects are kind of laughable now. Or maybe it's become camp.

Ha! That was especially snort-y because, as I recall, the numeral was XXV. Real brain twister!

Thanks! Emerson did say he wanted to be naked! I also enjoyed Princella having Rashawn get up to see which helicopter it was. Making kids fetch and do is the best part of parenting. Bravo has a list of best quotes from Season 2. There's this one, which I forgot: "Janice Dickinson? Is she a transvestite?"

Did Rob Corddry seem pissed off to anybody else? Like he did not want to be there, or was somehow above it.

How in the world did this silly show become my favorite thing to watch every week? It crept up on me like invisible ghosts in a sanatorium. The three daughters and Dad screaming while watching Constantine was good but my favorite part was the dog's reaction. "Wha? Who? Do I need to panic?" Also the random shots of the gay guy on the right primping his hair and eating. I need to see those three Kathy Najimy costumes! This was a good episode for me because I'm familiar with most of the shows. Last Chance Kitchen, indeed. I didn't know about the Botched reunion show, but I saw enough second hand. Thank you, PC!

I mean ... what was he trying to accomplish? Relive the thrill of the kill? Or did he somehow think the body was going to be visible on a satellite image taken months or years before? Not sure why an employed person was so broke he couldn't pay his rent or afford his own computer, either. Gambling? Strippers? Working as a day laborer because no one would hire such a creepy chemist?

She was super annoying. My assumption is that she's a junior buyer for Macy's boys department.

The Shark Tank special on the Beatbox website is $65 for two boxes, so stores are probably charging at least $35 each box, or around $4.65 per bottle. Well, "stores." It's carried by 7-11 and several gas station chains, so despite Kevin's sneers, it's obviously a high class beverage. Those two clods also made me look up orange wine: Orange wines are, in fact, white wines — but white wines treated like reds. This means that they are purposefully allowed, while still freshly crushed juice, to remain in contact with grape skins for days, months or even years. I enjoyed the bit with Jimmy Kimmel, so have fully embraced self-satisfied mediocrity!

I got nothing about the animals themselves, but the couple who had been together 20-some years and were headed for divorce before Jackson "fixed" their pets? How does an entire adult relationship devolve into, "I'm leaving because you don't like my cat?" Oy. That's probably rhetorical and I get that the cat may be the last straw, or symptomatic of far deeper problems, but still. Priorities, folks! MCFH was featured on The People's Couch this week, with most of the viewers expressing astonishment at the lengths owners go to in the name of their pets, particularly with regard to cat-ifying their homes. They also took issue with Jackson's choices in facial hair design. Heh.

Yes. The younger one loves riding that motorcycle. :)

Oh, Army bride. It was cruel of the producers to air her breakdown and insecurities about being attractive enough for her fiancé. Otherwise, her grandmother's dress did her no favors. Kelly has been doing pretty well with the makeovers this season, but that thing was fu-gly. If the camo t-shirt really was sentimental for the bride, I hope she was able to incorporate a bit of it into the gown she chose. Overall, my guess? That marriage won't last. The dark-haired bride with the helicopter mom was drama-free and I thought both choices met her desired amalgam of styles and looked good on her. Of the new dresses, I preferred the blush gown with the fuller skirt, but then, the brides rarely choose the dress I think looks best on them. They should be shown the same 3-panel shot we see of the new choices. My mantra when brides invariably select one of the less flattering options -- "Well. It must look different in person."

Something the show didn't address is that children respond differently to punishment. I don't know Jack (heh), but when my nephews were little, all I had to do was give the older, sensitive one the "I'm disappointed" look and he'd start crying. The younger, defiant one did.not.care. His dad would spank him and he'd be all, "Yeah? That all you got?" Both boys are in law enforcement now (like their dad). One is highway patrol and one is a detective. You probably can guess.

Will there be three different contestants every time? That might help, if there was more talent. This group made me appreciate Sandhya's pinwheels. Not that I'll be watching regardless, because the entire execution is bad, from the parents to the judges to the set to the host to the fabrics. Sorry, Jo-Ann. I understand they're children, I do, but stop fawning over poorly sewn clothes that look like bad Butterick patterns from the 70s.

I like the variety of couchers even if some of them aren't all that quippy. The old ladies add their special sauce, as do both sets of sisters. There are enough funny lines overall to make me snort, and the rest of the fun is just watching everyone's expressions. The Donnie vs Mark Wahlberg convo was unintentionally hilarious. I don't know the difference either.

Rat venom? Rat glow worm? Rat runt lurn!

Love him! He may be my favorite part of the show. ... okay, I looked him up. Anthony Mendez. Hasn't done much acting-wise, but I think his line readings here are great.

Fun episode! I'm rewatching it now, but The Nod as shown was really a chin jut. If they had called it The Acknowledgement Gesture of Some Sort, I'd feel better. ;) I lived in Samoa for a while and they sometimes raise their eyebrows in greeting or to indicate "yes." No smile, no vocalization. It threw me for a while but then I realized when I got back to the U.S. that I had started doing it and people were looking at me waiting for a damned response.

I wasn't sure why it took 3 dopes to create a novelty sunglasses company.

Not sure why it bothers me given the whole transparent stripper fairly dress itself, but girl? Roll down the waistband of your panties when trying it on! Seeing her black underwear through the dress was embarrassing. Sigh. Maybe these brides need to pop out of a cake and parade down the aisle in a white lace g-string and pasties. Is that sexy enough for you?

Dr. Gates wouldn't have much fun with me, I don't think. I did 23andMe a few years ago, then bought one for my Dad for his 90th birthday. I was primarily interested in the health aspects but it did show that I share half my father's DNA, so I guess good on you, mom. The family story is that I'm half Italian, a quarter Finnish and a quarter Welsh. 23andMe says my ancestry is 29.7% Italian, 24.4% Finnish, and 18.8% UK. There's also a bit of Sweden and Norway in there. No surprises, in other words. And 99.3% European. All four of my grandparents immigrated here, so zero chance of patriots, Mayflower connections, slaves, or Native American heritage. Until I disabled it, I kept getting relative requests from 3rd and 4th cousins, mostly in Finland. Hello, Bo Sundqvist and Aki Härkönen!