Chatty Cake

Todays the big day! Hope to see you all at the masquerade gala later.

I hope the preview has been edited out of context. Sometimes they make things look one way and it turns out to be something else. It’s just too weird to be true. Right?

When the spouse doesn’t lose a pound you know the home is still full of junk food. I really didn’t see much of a difference in how Patrick looked.

I feel that one’s first instinct is usually the right one. First instinct not to ask Melissa to be a bridesmaid and first instinct not to invite her sisters and mom who trashed her on social media (not saying she didn’t participate in it too). Louie had no business undermining her decision. Marges mom put her on the spot which was rude but Tre probably figured to appease these assholes she works with is easier than to offend them.

Can you imagine getting chatted up by an animated bot and then showing up and meeting Airris?

Catching up on yesterdays episode while getting ready for work. Victoria is grossing me out! Her body language with Nate and this stupid dance they are doing is getting old. Every time Christine is on, I am hopeful that there is a small chance she will run Phyllis down in her car, back over her, run over her again, back over her, run over her again, shoot her, back over her, stab her, run over her again and then drive off with a smile.

Same shit different day. Margaret really needs something more than being fake outraged over being told she’s a better friend than enemy. At least Teresa kept her cool. I’m actually on Teresa’s side about not inviting Melissa’s asshole sisters and mom to the wedding. Louie didn’t need to apologize to the mom. Was Frank with this girlfriend last season and they just didn’t show her? I’m not sure why he’s whining so much. He has his girlfriend with him and she is being included in filming. Please make Jackie go away. I almost think they wanted to torture her by throwing her replacement in her face. She doesn’t need to speculate on Danielle’s family issues. Shame on her for continuing the show after admitting the Evan rumors affected her daughter. She always throws in that that those rumors weren’t true. Yeah right. She’s a selfish asshole. Seeing Bill that drunk would make me want to avoid him as a plastic surgeon. I had to fast forward the waxing scene. It’s so dumb and that guy is odd to watch.

Wonder who will be mistaken for who at this masquerade ball? Maybe Jeremy will be mistaken for Jack. Audra may do herself up like Victoria to tempt Nathaniel.

I was a little sad at the old clips of Captain Lee. I will miss him. This season wasn’t very good between the crew problems and the awful Sandy being on. I wonder if they can revive it. I did like Fraser and how he admitted his first impression of the guests was wrong.

She’s an asshole. I didn’t watch her recent show but I remember her on BDM, she was really stupid with that Jack guy. He used her for the season and then went back to his girlfriend. That voice did get old quick.

While I do think it’s possible Nicole was chosen to navigate the conversation, I didn’t like her calling out Clint. Who the hell is she to say she wasn’t sure about him after the honeymoon? He made one little mention of usually dating athletic slim girls. He didn’t call Gina a fat pig. He was getting a little revenge for her several ginger comments about him. Also if she’s such the moderator, she could have mentioned that her own crybaby husband called her thick.

Is this season the worst yet? It feels like it. Nicole is overdoing it and annoying. Why is she questioning the other couples? She’s not an expert and I have doubts about her and her husband. Airris is such an unpleasant man. Whiny and downright ugly. Jasmine should leave immediately. Surprisingly, my favorite couple to watch is Clint and Gina. I doubt they’ll last but at least their somewhat animated.

I had to laugh at Victor not saying a word to Abby. Is Adam developing a drinking problem? Nick is so disapproving of Nate and Victoria! It’s kind of comical. They both need to take a sexual harassment class through HR at Newman. I’m surprised Audra likes Nate too. I’m not a fan except when she’s needling Victoria.

Andy called it Robyn’s happy ending at the reunion but flipping the camera off and telling them to kiss her ass doesn’t scream happy to me. I don’t think her haters are going to feel like she’s winning when he got fired and caught with another woman again. If she comes back she won’t get away with pretending this coming season.

I hope they bring back Jacqueline and Caroline and get rid of Marge, Melissa and Jackie. Even though she was demoted there is still too much of her.

Oh and why does Joe Benigno have to wipe Margaret’s ass? She only broke one wrist right? How lazy and disgusting can one be? I wonder if Joe ever regrets blowing up his marriage to lay with that filthy woman?

Bill and Jennifer look happy on Instagram. I think this may be an act for her to stay on the show. She needs to lay off him. He is delightful for the most part. I think she is being extra for the sake of the show. She also needs to stop fighting with that asshole Margaret. Margaret is a gross nasty bitter thing. She is desperate to stay on the show and it shows. While Jennifer has every right to be mad at her for exposing Bills one little affair years ago, it’s not worth it to keep fighting with the idiot. Marge is miserable and that’s why she’s constantly messing up her looks with her quick fix approach. She’s lazy and disgusting and a liar. Why would she tell Melissa she could land a ball player? Melissa isn’t in that league. She’s a hanger on who owes her entire shitty career to her sister in law. What a disgrace Joe Gorga is, fighting with his sister for a spot on the show. Was dismayed by the preview for next week seeing asshole pig shit Jackie and her gross face and ugly ass husband.

I agree. I think they expected Marge and Jackie to support them but you know those desperate assholes attended the wedding.

While things are looking up, I don’t see a Bill/Li pairing . I hope I’m wrong but they seem to want to shove giggling new Taylor down our throats constantly. I can see her in the future going to Bill to thank him for helping with Shelia.

Margaret is insecure. Danielle, Marty and Teresa have made comments about her looks/weight on camera. It seems the season after the comments are made she is getting a boob job, getting a facelift, using a diabetes drug …..etc All these procedures aren’t going to make her a young blonde bombshell. A good diet with a workout routine would help her feel and look better than all the shortcut crap she is doing. I’m also not a fan of Delores new ass. It’s so prominent. She really showcases it, even for a walk with her dad and dog.

That was a good cliffhanger ending. I have questions.

I would have watched the legacy show. I think it could have been decent. Although I don’t know why they didn’t just fire Leah and Eboni instead of pitching two shows. Those two sucked and wanted to make every conversation a social justice issue. I doubt many people want to hear lecturing from a real housewife. To be fair, I know part of the awfulness of the last season was that they filmed during 2020 when things were only partially opened.

That’s what I thought. Ashley would also broker meetings between Gizelle and whoever as well as betray anything anyone confided in her.

I would not be surprised if Robyn and Gizelle have a falling out next season. It would be a storyline for both of them. Almost all housewife bff’s get in a fight at some point. I’m guessing Robyn will return to get called out over and over by Karen, Wendy and possibly Candiace. Now if Robyn and Gizelle do fall out, I could see Candiace being team Robyn. I hope everyone returns except Mia. She lies and acts trashy for the sake of being trashy.

I thought he should have had the surgery but it’s not necessarily going to keep the weight off as Dr. Now pointed out. It was nice to see a guy really work. His daughter seemed sweet and his mom and brother seemed to be helping. He’s one of the few that actually worked on repairing a relationship. I hope he makes his goal and that we see a follow up.